Rant: It's at least 4000 degrees in my office today. They've had the heat on full blast for the last week and it's been nauseating, and now they've cranked it up to 11. What the fuck? Rave: I went to the Phillies-Dodgers game last night. Holy Shit. It also fulfilled my childhood dream to see a Phillies' victory on my birthday.
Rant: Ok, this is more of a request than a rant. I used the same avatar for over five years and have no idea where my original jpeg is. I just searched google images and could not find it. For some reason I cannot access the web-archive pages, so I have no idea how to get a copy of my old avatar. I was formerly doglegleft and my avatar was a b&w photo of a young Bobby Knight wearing a plaid blazer. Could somebody help me locate one? I will give you 1,000 of my old rep points if you can find it. Edit: Thanks goodfornothing! +1,000 reps. In spirit.
Rant-I missed hooker's tits?! If only I could go back in time... I love boobs. I'm going to go play with my girls now...
Rant: Missed a tutorial in Univeristy today that I really should have gone to. Story of my life. Rave: Extra hour in bed! Rave: 80% on my first assignment of my final year. Let's hope this becomes a continuing trend.
I'm so goddamned tired. Stayed up WAY too late last night watching Schindler's List and drinking Pabst because I was out of Beast. Therefore, I have the worst shit-pile for brains right now. Headache? Check. Ass-mouth? Check. Excruciating urge to put fall asleep for a few minutes, sitting upright at my desk? check. Then again, I do have 7 days of PTO to use before the end of the year. I should just go home. In other news, went over to walgreens.com to see if I had saved my old avatar with my downloaded camera pics and found the long-forgotten "tits" album. I can't believe I took that many pictures of my own boobs. Jesus.
Rant Like most people posting before me, it sucks the old site is gone now. I actually did work yesterday, it was weird. Rave Back to minimum production at work today because of the hero that decided to get this site going. Thank you.
Rant. This is my first Rant post. I'm ranting because I think these rants are almost as bad as tweeting from the bathroom about the shape, girth, and texture of your shit. Rave. I actually did see Hooker's farewell tit post. And even more rave-alicious, this is my first, and final Rant and Rave!
RAVE: toytoy88 is here, posting about boozing and shooting things on his back 40 (hopefully hippies and hipsters a like) Ahh, this place definitely has potential. Can't wait for us to find our niche.
Rant: Not even an archived forum which doesn't accept new posts? Really? Rave: I fortunately didn't have any essential PMs. Rant: Rep points, NOOOOOoooooooooooooo..... Rant: Have to wait until I get home tonight to put up my trademark avatar.
Rant: Ok Mr. Whataburger Window Guy, I'm all for enthusiasm in the right setting, but let's be real, Whataburger is NOT the right setting. "No, I do not want to super biggie uppie size that. I want you to listen intently to what I say, punch that into your little computer thing, tell me how much I owe and ask if I'm finished talking. If I'm not, then you get to shut the hell up and continue punching in orders until I TELL YOU I'm finished." Get in, get your food, get out. I did not go to Whataburger in order to socialize with your hair net-wearing ponytailed little puber-stached virgin ass. If I wanted to hear overenthusiastic idiot ramble, I would have gone to a feminist rally. Rave: But damn, their food is delicious.
RANT: I've 2 fucking exams tomorrow. Of course I am dipshit and waited until the day before to study... RAVE: Intramural football game this afternoon. I really should skip it and focus on studying on the aforementioned exams, but fuck it.
Rant: Obviously this is the obligatory rant about the closing down of the old message board. Fuck. It seems like Tucker's 15 minutes of fame are over, am I right? or will the next book save his ass? Rave: It's true that we lost the Booty/Booby thread, however let's move to pastures new, we can have a better Booty/Booby thread. Ladies it's up to you to make this message board great! Rant/Rave: I'm dating a hot girl, who's stupid. Although the text messages she sends me in nearly incomprehensible english have been amusing. It's mostly a rave, she's hot.
The sad part (for me) is that you probably know and love that song from the oh-so popular game, Rock Band, whereas I was weened on it straight from the bottle.
Rave: A new place to kill time. So much for being more productive at work again. Rave: My Chiefs finally got a win. Wasn't ever a part of the "old board". Just a lurker. Here is to popping my posting cherry.
Rave: Today is the President of my company's birthday, which meant cake in the break room! Rant: A lot of the older guys were also breaking open some beers, but since most of my department, including my immediate boss, are non drinkers I was forced to abstain. God those beers looked good.
Rave New people not feeling too reticent to post. MotherfuckingRAVE No heavy-handed bullshit bannings for zero reason.
Rave: Boss told me to break a door down at work because some dumbass locked his laptop inside and the key is long gone; did it in one swift kick Rant: Apparently he thought the door was metal and now wants me to replace door out of own pocket* * I know this is technically illegal to ask of your workers; I'm employed under the table