Rave: I literally met the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen last night. Even better, he thinks I'm absolutely gorgeous and was all over my jock. All. Night. Fuck that asshole last week who politely declined to be seen in public with me. What the fuck was he thinking? Douche. This guy is 10x hotter, smarter, taller, richer, and his dick looks like a baby's arm. Oh, did I mention he wants to marry me and make babies for the next 40 years? This guy kicks every other boyfriend's ASS! (I mean, really. Seriously. I am that hot. In the 25 minutes, 34 seconds, and 23 milliseconds I spent with this guy, I could tell he was amazing). Did I mention I can pull serious ass and I'm hot? No? Reread.
Rant: FUCK THE FUCKING NCAA MOTHERFUCKERS THAT THINK THEY CAN MAKE UP THE RULES AS THEY GO ALONG!!!!!!!!!!!! Fuuuuuuuck, goddammit. #FREEMASOLI #FREEMASOLI #FREEMASOLI #FREEMASOLI #FREEMASOLI #FREEMASOLI #FREEMASOLI
RANT: Between Jennetalia pulling her picks, and the woefully under responded boobie/booty threads, I is a sad idiot!
Rave: After not being able to find it for about 5 years I saw it today in the supermarket. God I love this shit. I bought 3 bottles each of the green and red just in case they stop carrying it. So fucking good.
RANT: Waxing brand new jump boots is tedious work and leaves your fingers horribly cramped. RAVE: Brand new waxed jump boots look fresh. I can damn well see myself in the shine.
Rave- Recovering extremely quickly from last week's surgery. Finally feel relatively strong, normal, and am walking up two steps at a time on the stairs, instead of a feeble one. Rant- This fucking clown show.
RANT: It's 5.49am and I have not yet been able to sleep tonight. FUCK. RAVE: I watched Kelly's Heroes again. Still a great movie. RAVE: First day of Spring here today! Fuck off Winter, you're not wanted!
RAVE/RANT: Showtime is showing I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell in a few minutes and I haven't seen it yet. Time to see what all the fuss was about.
Rave: Just saw 3 Japanese girls running in the rain, looked like a triple epileptic fit with forward momentum. Was rather cute I could have taken one home. And kept her in the basement Fritzl style. I digress.
Spoiler for drunken depressing rant, I had to do this, at least for myself. Spoiler Rant: Tonight was the last night of living on my own, bills and my "real" job paying shitty money are forcing me back into my parents home. I do nothing but fight with my parents, its going to cripple what little social life I have. Its hard to deal with when your dad continues to ask why you're not as successful as those around you, despite your Bachelors degree and 70 hour work week with 3 jobs just to get by. What the fuck am I supposed to do? If you read through this, I spoilered it because its just me bitching and I needed it off my chest. I warned you.
Rant: Boyfriend calls to tell me how proud he is of me for remaining sober...at 1am....from a bar...drunk. Rant: I can't bring myself to burn his comic books because he has all the X-Men issues I don't. Rave: It's Wednesday and Labor Day weekend is coming!
Rave: Trying to attract high end clientele for my storage business is paying off. Invested $40k in new private access heated garage bays and I've filled them all. Rave: One of my new customers is a former pro athlete and local celebrity. His daughter is attending a nearby college that doesn't allow freshman to have cars on campus so she'll be storing her vehicle with me. Her father came by yesterday to pay for the garage and talk to me about the town, if the area was safe, etc. Nice guy and pretty normal considering he's famous as fuck. Also knew his shit about cars. Rant: He actually tried talking me into a lower price. He didn't say "because I'm famous and all" but it was heavily implied. I just played dumb and waited for him to move on. Rant: I can just tell his daughter is going to be a pain in the ass. Guaranteed I get some 2AM phone calls because she can't remember/figure out her security code and wants to drunk drive around town. Not my kid, not my problem. Rave: She's hot.
Moving into the new place starts today Rant: It is WAAAAAAY too fucking hot out to be doing anything physical, this is going to suck. Rave: Started Mike's Beginner Program last year right after I moved down here. I am so much stronger than I was when I started it's fucking unreal. The heavy boxes that I struggled with last time feel like goddamn paperweights.
RANT!! Had a compressor stall while flying today. Not a big deal because the engine kept running, but we had to make an emergency landing to the nearest field and stay there for 5 hours. Now my schedule is all messed up and not where I want it to be. Rave: 3 day weekend coming up.
Rave: Moved into my new apartment. Rave: My room is supa nice. Rave: Cute girls in a sorority live about 13 feet away. Already planning a large floor wide party with them. Rave: I've wanted to do one of them for a while now. I'm not getting overly excited so as not to jinx it, but we'll see what happens.
Rant & Rave Thread Rave: Bought a new pair of sunglasses 5 days ago. Price tag was 210 but they actually fit my big head and look good, so it was worth it. Rant: WAS worth it. Bought them 5 days ago, stepped on them 5 minutes ago.
Rave: I had such a nice, pleasant day today. Rave: Long story short: laundry room is being re-done, all accents and appliances and trim are white. I've needed a white office chair for my sewing table, and had pretty much resigned myself to buying a black one and painting it. Until today! White chair, chrome base, castors and under $40. Woot! Rave: Switching my dogs to a raw, whole-food diet. Way cheaper, and so many of my friends have seen remarkable results in a short period of time. Rant: The poor guys have to fast for one day before they start it. They keep looking at me with such hope, and I can't feed them. It would be easier if they had anger or blame...but no, just hope.
RANT: Well, despite knowing it I have finally got to face it. I have hit that point where all my friends have moved away from where I am. Jägerette (keep beating your fist of impotent rage toddus, the name sticks) and I's closest friend around moves to France tomorrow. She is the last of our friends around here. Our other friends are in: Napa Los Angeles Miami Oklahoma Anchorage Ak San Diego Austin Texas Portland Oregon, San Jose New York City Philadelphia Baltimore Oakland. Our closest friends have scattered, and we are still here. Thankfully, this gives us more push to get our move to Sweden finalized.