RAVE: I love this age of porn conducive technology we live in, and the women that embrace it. And the sexting to go along with it. RAVE: Just checked my seat for my flight to New York. Got an aisle. RAVE: The jack ass sitting in seat 23D is in for a treat. I'mma be druuuuuuuunk when I get off that plane. RAVE: 6 days with NO work to be done. I won't have my cpu, so I couldn't if I wanted to.
Rant: The movie Ever After. Jesus Christ it's bad. I'm taking a fairy tale adaptation class (mostly writing adaptations of fairy tales) and for some God awful reason we watched that movie yesterday and today in class. I actually got up today and left the room for around 20 minutes, smoked a cigarette and took a shit. I just...could not sit there and watch that movie any more. Rave: Next week we watch Pan's Labyrinth.
Rant: God damn mother fucking StumbleUpon. 'I'm just gonna check my email, TiB, and some baseball scores. Maybe I'll click that Stumble button up there, just a couple of times, maybe 3 or 4, no big deal.' Three hours later my eyes are dried open and there's a puddle of drool on my desk. I could delete it, but it does find some interesting pages.
RANT: Pepper spray fucking blows so hard. If you are ever told by the police to do something under the threat of spray, for the love of god do it. If you don't I'll expect a PM. "Holy shit dude you were right its the worst thing ever."
Rave: Getting this T- shirt for my brother this Christmas. Edit: if you want it it's here at <a class="postlink" href="http://www.tshirtsiwant.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.tshirtsiwant.com/</a>
Rant: Kidney stone. Never had one before, so forgive me for being a little bit of a whiner about this, but.........HOLY FUCK I JUST WANT TO DIE. This is God awful. I wouldn't wish this on anyone. I was literally hugging my mother's knees earlier today, simultaneously sobbing my guts out and dry heaving from the horrific pain. Double rant: Because I tried to "tough it out" for three days, it's now an infected kidney stone. Not only do I have searing pain in my kidney that wraps around my side and combines with the horrible stabbing pain in my bladder, but I also have the added bonus of being massively feverish. Yay. Biggest RANT of all: As luck would have it, my health insurance doesn't kick in until the end of August. This means that I'm uninsured, and the ER trip I had to make earlier is going to fuck my wallet harder than this kidney stone is fucking my insides. Also, who the hell is in charge of teaching ER nurses how to insert a catheter!? I swear to God they stuck it in my vag the first three times. Then they came to the conclusion that I needed an extra-tiny catheter...after trying to force a massive tube up my pee hole for 20 minutes. They kept telling me I was "tense"--no shit. I have a sharp rock bouncing around my kidney and you're not giving me any painkillers until I give a urine sample...and you're too busy sticking your fingers in my twat to actually get one. I offered to piss in a cup, but no dice. Additional rant: My kidney stone is 5 millimeters...and I think it's stuck. It's just not moving, and I'm starting to freak out. I'm drinking more water than a camel, but nothing is happening. Basically, Dilaudid is the only bright spot in my life right now. Small rave.
Rave: Got the job at the video game store! Today was my first shift. Rant: Have to wear khakis. Khakis on a fat girl: not so flattering. Rant: Orange shirt to go with said khakis. Manager must be fucking with me. I look like a deranged kumquat. Rant: My feets hurt. I haven't worked retail in a long ass time. Rave: Being on my feet so much might help me slim down a bit. Rave: Discounts on video games!.... Rant: ....probably won't help me lose weight.
Rave: Town fair for the last three days and an old freind is running the ATVs. Free ATVs every night after the fair has been awesome.
Rant?: I got way too hammered out tonight and threw up in the bathroom, but my boy ended up going home with someone, I dunno who because my phone died. For his sake, hopefully it isnt a rhinocerous.
Rant: I got bit by something Sunday night (a tiny spider I think--I smushed it before I could see what it was) on the back of my neck, slightly to the right side. Yesterday, I started to feel like I was coming down with something--scratchy/itchy throat, post-nasal drip, slight cough, watery eyes, general fatigue. Then, when I got home from work and changed, I started to itch on my right arm, right shoulder, right leg, and the right side of my back. I don't know if I'm coming down with a summer cold, if it's allergies (all the nasal discharge is clear), or if the bite is causing all of this. Today's gonna suck--work til 3:00 pm, then class from 5:30-9:30 pm. Long as it is, but even longer when you feel like shit. And the projected high is 104. Welcome to the Ninth Circle. Slight rave: It's the last class for this course and all I have to do is submit my last 2 papers and observe two other groups make their presentations. Rave: Installed the new microwave yesterday. A pain in the ass, but it's so nice to have that convenience back again. I won't be eating cold pasta and chicken parm tonight.
Rave: Make that a little under 35% more (yearly review was yesterday), and a little less than 30% before the end of the year if I can pass this fucking exam.
Rant: The ex girlfriend is trying to play mind games again and is annoying the shit out of me with all of her faux sincerity and not so subtle excuses to text and call me and her feeble attempts to make me jealous with her friend "Matt" and her "dramaless life". Rave: She's no longer my problem. Rave: Studying with a good looking chick with a hot ass from class tonight.
Long rant about Directv trying to screw me. Spoiler Dear Directv: Six months ago I called a representative and asked about upgrading to HD service. I was told I would qualify for a free upgrade after my 2 year contract expired. Awesome. Bought a nice HD TV and waited patiently. I called you back and asked about my free upgrade and was told it would cost $300.00. Thinking this was a mistake I hung up in disbelief and called again, I was told it would be 200.00. Spoke to someone else $160.00, asked to speak to a supervisor, $400.00. I tell her "you'll give away free upgrades to new customers with free installation, but a loyal customer of 2.5 years is being charged 400.00 for the same service? "I'm sorry that's all your account qualifies for." I say, "You just lost a customer, bye. I called dish network and got the exact same package I have now for $75.00 a month ALL IN HD no upgrade costs, no installation fee, no bullshit, DVRs in TWO rooms, and they are installing it today. Fuck you.
Rave: Bought my very first brand new car over the weekend. 2010 Mazda CX7, and I couldn't be happier.
Rant: I have to use my bonus points for my timeshare or I lose them, so I booked a five day jaunt up to Orlando for next week. Why is this a rant you may be asking yourself, because I will not be able to go on said vacation. My wife, sister in-law, and my two girls are going instead, and I get to stay here and mind the "fort"*. What makes it worse is that my wife's 40th birthday is next week, she'll be in Orlando and I'll be here on Marco. Rave: Throwing my wife a surprise 40th birthday party on Saturday instead. Rave II: I have five days all to myself next week. *The "fort" happens to be a bar so I don't think I'll be sober much next week.
Rave: My dog is super athletic and smart. Rant: I know this because she killed a baby deer yesterday. And brought it up in the yard, where she proceeded to chew off two legs - one for her little brother and one for her. Rave: Since it was fresh and didn't smell, we let them have the legs. (The rest of the carcass was disposed of.) That's like saving two days dog food for two dogs and you can't get any more "organic and natural" than fresh venison. Rant: She brought a piece of hide to me this morning. IN MY BED. The bed with a WHITE QUILT. Rave: My all freshly laundered bed will feel superb tonight.
Rant: My best friend from high school just lost his mom in a car accident on Monday. Four years ago (while we were in high school) he lost his dad to a heart attack. He's a Marine and is stationed in Japan so he couldn't be here when his mom died. Rant: His brother's newborn baby was also in the car accident and died. Rant: The brother is a paramedic and was the first on the scene to see his Mom and his son inches from death. Fuck this shit. Rave?: I'm going home for the funeral so I get to finally see my friend after not having seen him for quite a while. I don't even know what I'm going to say to him though.
Rant: The girlfriend and I are kind of broken up. The relationship hasn't been great but we've been living together (and still are) for a few years now. She has been jobless for a few months and depressed already so this isn't the best time for this to happen but the stress of me covering all of the bills hasn't been a pic-nic neither. It's awkward and little sad and I hate seeing her like this but don't know if the relationship could have ever been a really great one anyway. I don't know whats going to happen but we'll see how this plays out.
Rant: The tension in my family is getting tenser as it gets closer to when I leave for school. I think I've been at home long enough for summer break. Rant: Still have at least 4 doctors to go see within the next 2 weeks before I leave for school and I feel like I have no time. Rave: Was able to get registered for a class that I'm not technically able to be in yet. Rave: Only 17 more days in this hellhole.