Rave: I played golf yesterday and shot an 80. For me this is pretty good, it was at a cheaper course with some old friends. I love golf, I think I am going to get back into playing golf more often. I have played for about 20 years but for the past 10 I have hardly played any. Its time to get back to weekly games. Rant: My jackass douche bag neighbor showed up with one of my old friends. I stopped being friends with him because he was a tool, and he still is a piece of work. The guy brags and talks up everything he does to try to seem cool to people. I have never met anyone who lied as much as this guy. Apparently hes started playing golf now. Rave: Watching this guy suck so horribly and look like a combination of Dale Gribble and Jeff Boomhauer combined into one person trying to play golf. He shot a 132. It was worth putting up with his bullshit to watch him play golf. Rave: Its 10:46 and I will have no recollection of making this post, it took me 45 minutes to type this and fix all the typos because of how much I have polished off today. Success.
Rave: I just picked up an ounce of probably the best weed I have ever had in my life. Someone drove accross country from the California Medical marijuanna shops. God damn are you fuckers lucky. The bag it came from was prescribed for bad back. Rant/Rave: I didn't need it but couldn't pass it up. I have so much fucking weed right now. Fucking an ounce and a half of kind bud and an ounce of mids. Well I guess I don't have to buy for awhile.
Rave: Russ Martin comes back on the air at 6AM central time. We haven't had decent (if any) non-political talk radio in Dallas since 2008, at least on FM. Unless this is an elaborate hoax (and I wouldn't put that above Martin, truth be told) the morning drive just got a lot less murder-inducing. Rant: The "Grand Dragon" won't be on the new show. Spoiler On the old show, the guy who read the news, named JD, was the straight-man, and a running gag on the show was that he was in the KKK. He would occasionally say things, when taken out of context, would be used as evidence of his racism in order to torture him on air.
RANT: Kuhjager is not offering up details or pics. Bastard. RANT: Today was just shit. The last little flame I held on to that the world somehow makes sense just got snuffed out. An employee went on workers compensation for workplace bullying by her manager (government run, mandatory insurance for workplace injury). We knew it was bullshit. The assessor rang me to today to say he'd approved the claim because, while she failed to establish there was any bullying taking place, we didn't show her enough care and compassion and make sure she was okay after she went on leave. I was speechless. We have to pay her the excess and wait for our premiums to go up. So, in other words, she's going to get paid for something that didn't happen, because we didn't console her enough about the thing that didn't happen, after it didn't happen. Or, to put that into a practical example: A factory worker comes up to his boss saying he's lost his arm in the machine. He clearly still has two arms. The government then penalises you because you didn't take him to hospital and ring him every day to make sure he's alright. Fuck that. I give up.
Rant: Anyone here have experience buzzing your own head? Yeah, I do it about every 3 months. Did it today in fact. When I was finished buzzing my head and asked my roommate to clean up the back of my neck, he decided to shave a straight line up across the back of my head. Like, skin close kind of line. Rather than shaving my head completely to the skin all the way around I decided to just leave the idiot shave line there. Sure it's funny, but it fucking pisses me off a bit. I figure in a week noone will be able to notice it's there. I'm going to feel like an idiot tomorrow at work n such though.
Rave: Back has settled down enough that the physio let me get my first game of oztag in since I did it. Good timing semi final is next week.
RAVE: Getting hammered drunk, waking up with no hangover, having all my credit/debit cards, no tickets and in my own bed. RANT: Getting kicked out of a bar at 6 in the afternoon. And my brother knows the owner... oh well. RANT: I actually feel kinda guilty about it all.
RANT: The (now ex) GF and I broke up last night. RAVE: The (now ex) GF and I broke up last night. RAVE: This is probably for the better. I know I can find someone who better fits me. Plus, now I can go back to being ridiculous for a while. Time to find some hot, sweaty, rebound sex this week/weekend.
Rave: Installed 3 ceiling fans and painted a bathroom on Saturday. Ceiling fans are awesome, bathroom looks great. Rant: On my way out to my car this morning, some guy asked me what time it was. I leave my house at basically the same time every day and I looked at my watch, but it took me about 10 seconds to blurt out that it was 7:30. This happens a lot, too. I'll look at my watch all the time during the day and have no problem deciphering what time it is. But when someone asks me, it's like I forget what the fucking big hand means and I look like a retard.
Rave This awesome thing- Dyson's Air Multiplier, a fan without blades. At a retail price of $329, it'll cool you off with no blades. Unfortunately, you'll also be a douchebag for paying $300 for a fan.
Rant: You organized this entire trip to Las Vegas, and were gracious enough to invite me, so I'm not going to complain if you're one of the Americans who doesn't follow or care about Soccer, and thus scheduled the bus ride home during the game; but if you are one of those Americans, why in the fuck are you announcing the score of the game during the ride when half the bus has Tivo'd the game?
Rant: Was down on myself today over something dumb that I posted on another thread. Rave: Went to work out and snapped out of it after I realized how stupid it was to be upset over an internet message board.
RAVE: Finally upgraded from my 3 year old, bruised and battle worn cell phone and bought the Droid. So far no complaints, this thing has some awesome features on it, just have to learn how to get used to figuring my way around everything. RANT: My best buddy screwed around on his GF of 6 years over 4th of July weekend...she found out and they decided they are going to move into seperate places while still trying to maintain the relationship. He has brought up the idea of me moving into somewhere in Chicago as his roommate, but I don't think I want to end up there. I already have plans on where I want to be.
Rave: Looked through the official pics. She apparently made out with the made of honor too, and we forgot we were so drunk. Good thing there is photo evidence, however she turned down my request to post them here. So I figure, she made out with 2 chicks on our wedding night. That should equal me getting to fuck a girl in the ass while she watches. Or something. Under the spoiler wedding shit that I know people don't really want to read. Seriously, some of it is bragging, some of it is petty, and some of it is TMI Spoiler Rant: We actually didn't fuck the wedding night. We were too fucking tired. No one fucks the wedding night. Though the suite was enormous. Rave: When we did fuck, my first load went on her face. Rave: We got more money than we even could have imagined. We don't have to worry about living expenses for 3 months, and that is after what we have saved. Rant: We are saving it. We hate spending money with a passion. Rave: I get to spend 200 bucks on a new fishing rod. Also, someone bought us Tiffany stuff, wine glasses, and other things we already had. I let Jägerette spend it on jewelry. She got moist purchasing it. I got to blow another load on her face after that. Rave: I am now related to Jonas Andersson by marriage. Jägerette never mentioned that he was her cousin. Rave: Leaving for the honeymoon in a couple of hours.
Ravt: My ex is counting down the days until my vacation where I fly home to see the family (and him). This wouldn't be so bad, were it not for the GF he and I both seem happy to ignore. This cannot end well. But I get to 'visit' with him. So a ravt it is.
RAVE: Going back to the dirty Jersey for a week in August. A week of the shore, real pizza and Italian food, Cluck U, friends and family and relaxing. RAVIER: PinkDad said he'd foot the bill for the flight home. If this is his way to make amends for years of shit, I'd say it's a good start. RAVIEST: I entered a recipe contest and the secret ingredient is bacon. I made CinnaBacon cupcakes earlier - Mr. Pink and three of my close friends raved about them. I have to admit, they're damn good. Good enough to win a contest, who knows. But they turned out fantastic. For those wondering, they're cinnamon bun cupcakes with bacon pieces in the batter, frosted with cream cheese maple icing and spinkled with more bacon pieces.
SUPERMEGAULTRARAVE: In making arrangements for graduate school down in Clemson U, I figured I would be paying out of state tuition. Today I get an e-mail saying that since I am doing the Peace Corps Masters International program through them, I qualify for in-state tuition. WOoooooooowiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Equivalent to saving $9,000. All because I sent a hail mary e-mail asking them if there was anything else financial aid could do for me. This made them look into the details of their agreement with the government when sponsoring the program and revealed I was entitled to in-state tuition. So god damn happy.
RANT: Thanks to hurricane Alex and a recent tropical storm, I have been innundated with over 12" of rain in the last 2 weeks. This means the ground is still saturated, which means that my septic tank can't work up to full capacity. I can only flush the toilet about once an hour or else it backs up. MEGA RANT: I forgot about that little fact, and I just took a wicked, two-flush dump, and now I have a bathroom to mop up.