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Rant & Rave Thread

Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Joel Raymond, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Supertramp

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    Rant: I want to rant but I don't want to explain myself to you people.
    rant.
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  2. Fernanthonies

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    Rant: GF just passed out beneath me. First time for everything I guess. I mean, I knew she was drunk, but it was a bit unexpected.

    Rave: It's that time of the month, so I wasn't going to get laid anyway. Glass of 15 year old single malt will ease the pain.
     
  3. Decatur Dave

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    RANT: I got facebook realizing there's people I've only seen once in the last eight years up in NY, and when I'm going up there I'd like to have sex with some of the girls I went to high school with. I literally was signed up for that shit FIVE MINUTES, and ALL THE WOMEN FROM WORK FOUND AND FRIENDED ME! Not a huge deal, it's gonna be as tame as your parents page would be, but still, I spend enough time with you people already.
    RAVE: The central Florida bakery's pastel de guayaba (Guava turnovers for you non-hablaers).
     
  4. NoMames

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    Rant: Torn ligaments in my ankle from some idiot mistiming a tackle in a pick up game of soccer last night. First time I've ever heard a pop when I got hurt, and apparently someone twenty yards away heard it as well.

    Rave: Vicodin.
     
  5. hawkeyenick

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    Rant: In a big time funk right now. I have no idea what I'm doing with my life, having some significant marital issues, and generally everything just sucks for me right now.

    Thanks for being here R&R thread.
     
  6. Supertramp

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    Rave: Germany won 3rd place with one of the youngest team in the tournament.
    Rave: I'm proud that the English and dirty Argies got trounced.
    Rant: Spain is too good.

    Not-soccer related:

    Rant: My sleep schedule is all kinds of messy.
    Rant: I pretty much detest Italians, the people.
     
  7. Saint

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    RANT: My youngest son just got his first true haircut. He went from having natural blond ringlets down to his waist to looking like Pvt. Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. Fuck.
     
  8. Sleeves

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    Rant: 9.3mile race tommorow

    Rave:Afterparty of the race lasts from 9am-12pm...250 KEGS OF BEER!!!! THANK YOU SARANAC

    Rant: Have to work at 4:30 in a hot kitchen......

    What to do, What to do.
     
  9. iczorro

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    Rant: I can't stop myself from watching The Real World, and I hate it so much.

    This douche Ryan is pissing me off so much I want to punch something,

    Rave: I realize I'm retarded.
     
  10. shauncorleone

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    Rave: Have been able to hyper-focus on nutrition and working out the past few weeks. My work trip out of town in June that resulted in drinking every night, eating like shit & avoiding exercise was a shock to the system. I had to force myself to take today off, to avoid the gym and relax.
    Rave: 4 day trip to Vegas in 2 weeks. I've never been and it's my first vacation more than 400 miles away in years. Will probably gamble, drink and wander Saturday/Monday and hit Rehab or some other pool party on Sunday.
    Rant: I have a strange, crippling fear or something equally ridiculous that is keeping me from moving forward on a pet project web-based business. Maybe I just need to get organized and figure out what to do next, or maybe I just need to do anything, but I can't seem to get started right. What a pussy thing to rant about, I know.
     
  11. Misanthropic

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    RANT: A tree fell on the Mrsanthropic's car today. While she was driving it, with my daughter in the back seat.

    RAVE: The car is fucked but they are ok, thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Mrsanthropic is all kinds of wigged out, imagining all the "what ifs". But she is ok.
     
  12. Backroom

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    Rant: "Friends" that ditch you and don't up when you need them.
    Rant: My problems are nothing short of trivial compared to everyone elses but I can't stop hating myself. Fuck that.
    Rave: I don't want pity or bullshit, I I'm alive and healthy. Fuck losing this battle.
     
  13. BakedBean

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    Rave: She still don't lie (see next rave).

    Rave: My faith in humanity has been restored...by a pusher. See, he was so "distraught" by the last few purchases(60% Vitamin B by my best guess) that this new batch was 1.3x an 8-ball for 3/4 the price. And it's good, real good. Yes, I'm aware of what he's up to. My last connection (meaning the guy my ex-g/f got stuff off of) got killed for scamming his wholesaler, so I'm getting while it's good.

    Rave: Kraken black spied rum is good on its own (think brandy on steroids), but the kick it gives to a coke-buzz is tits.

    Rave: Haven't had a cigarette in 2 months. Haven't wanted one.

    Rave: I'm going back to Italy for 10 days in October, and I'll have a (nubile female) travelling companion.

    Rant: She's Muslim. And though she's very, very into me, and while her brother and mother know about me and are cool with it, her father may prove a tougher nut to crack. (She knows I'm an atheist, her family only know I'm kaffir).

    Rave: I've met a woman who's willing to risk a hell of a lot to be with me, as things stand right now. That's worth more in my opinion than a thousand ordinary white-picket-fence storybook romances. I'm not the kind of unbelievable bastard to throw that away.
     
  14. miss_c

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    Rave: Got engaged on Saturday night! So very, very, very happy!

    Rave: Drunken engagement party!!
     
  15. scotchcrotch

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    Rave Best Facebook status from this dumb bitch I went to high school with- "Shudder Island is a dumb, dumb movie".
     
  16. kuhjäger

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    Rave: I did it. Got married.

    Rave: Jägerette made out with a bridesmaid at the after party. There are pictures.

    Rave: Said bridesmaid offered a 3 way.
     
  17. Durej

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    Rave: Interesting 3 day weekend including drinking, bonfire, more drinking, being a groomsman for wedding, end more drinking and another (bigger) bonfire.
     
  18. scotchcrotch

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    Rant Cleveland, you know why no one likes you? You have shit like this-



    "We are all witnesses"? Are you serious?

    It's creepy and lame at the same time.


    No wonder Lebron left.
     

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  19. Mexicutioner

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    FUCK: One of my best friends the past 10 years took his own life yesterday. He was on a lot of fucked up medications. He had lots of problems. I used to live with the guy about three years ago and he really got into oxycontin and it started a downward spiral that never ended. One thing I can hold some happiness in is that he was sober from that fucking garbage when he died. I feel so fucking numb right now. I just want to go to sleep.
     
  20. hoju

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    Rave Just found out that I will be meeting Jake "the Snake" Roberts on Saturday.