Rant: It is apparently not considered good form to greet your English co-workers with, "Guten Morgen Jungs und Mädels!" the day after a humiliating World Cup loss. Cheer up chaps, you beat Australia in the Cricket!
Rant: Losing your health insurance and having to take daily medication that isn't available in generic form.
Rave: Booked flights to Europe leaving 9 October and returning 10 November. One whole month of moseying around the continent, yes please. I don’t think I’ve had one whole month off for nearly ten years. Rant: This is going to be expensive.
RANT: I trained in the most annoying fucking bitch on the planet today. The bitch never shut up. I couldn't believe that anyone could speak so long and not really say anything at all. My fucking brain has been beaten into a pulp and all I want to do is kill a small defenseless creature. We all know a girl or two that talks a lot and gets on your nerves. This chick is literally 100 times worse than anybody I've ever met. Whenever she finished talking and a second or two would pass, I could just see it in her fucking eyes that a panic attack was coming along and the only way to calm down is to blab about stupid bullshit inane nonsense. Oh, and she said "hold under" instead of "lo and behold" when telling her stories. At first I thought I misheard or something since I wasn't really paying attention. But then after she said it 4 more times in the next 5 minutes I was quite certain she has a brain tumor or FAS or something. I told her if she said "hold under" one more time I would take her head and hold it under some water until she stopped moving. Sad thing is, that still probably wouldn't shut her up. RANT: Really talkative people have infested my life recently. I don't mind people that talk a lot as long as they're interesting or funny or something. But if the fucking story takes longer to tell than it did to live, you probably need to shut the fuck up. And I need to find cooler people to hang out with. RAVE: Met a cool chick over the weekend and we hit it off. Nothing happened beyond kissing, I got cock blocked by her friend and she lives a few hours away so I'll probably never see her again but I'm still raving about it. I needed the confidence boost. Hopefully this is the beginning of me crawling out of this slump.
Rant: Wife™ is out of town until Saturday or Sunday and Bowser is staying at her parents' house. Will I miss them? Of course. Will I be a little lonely in a few days? Sure. Rave: But I'm certainly going to enjoy my freedom this week. I'm going to come home from work and NOT turn around and take the dog outside. I'm going to leave my shoes where they end up. I'm going to sleep diagonally on that worthless queen bed. I'm going to eat shitty food for every goddamn meal. I'm going to watch terrible movies (I'm looking at you, GoldenEye.) that she hates. My only obligation this week is my job. I'll work, but I won't do much else. THIS is my vacation.
Today I was pumping gas at a BP. A man drove up to the pump and began heckling me for it. Man- "You know there is another gas station down the street." Frebis- "This is only a block form my house, and gas is five cents cheaper" M- "It's cheaper because BP is killing turtles" F- "Do you think that BP purposely caused the oil leak, just so sea turtles would die? It's a genius plan, isn't it? They are purposely bankrupting their company. They could fix the leak, but they hate turtles more than they like money?" M- "uhhhm uhhhmm" F- "I hope this 15 gallons of gas I'm pumping finances at least three killings" M- "I should kick your ass" I then cracked my knuckles and stepped around the car. He sped off while screaming "This is on your conscience, not mine". I really wish I could have beat his ass right then and there. Then poured oil on him while he laid on the ground in agony, helpless, much like the turtles.
Rant Insomniacs of the world, good night. Up since 3. At least here at our new home I can go fishing in a bit to kill the time. Rave Heading into the city today to pick up the TVs. Rant Went to see my 93 year old grandfather in the hospital on Sunday to say goodbye. He's developed pneumonia and will probably not pull through. He said he's had enough and is ready to go.
Rant I have some kind of pulverizing Martian Death Flu that makes me shake like Paula Abdul with a fist full of Vicodin and nothing to wash it down with. I can not much walk, but crawl around the house because my own body mass keeps forcing down onto the floor. This is the first time I've called into work ill in 2.5 years. Staying home sick as an adult does not have the same thrill as being a kid. Getting to wear Star Wars footy PJ's all day is not nearly as cool, and they really bind in the crotch now.
Rave: Girlfriend is off her period Rant: But she's on antibiotics, compromising the effectiveness of her birth control RANT: She's on the Z-pack, which she takes for five days but works for ten (and probably compromises birth control for longer than that). Rave: Blow jobs
Rant: http://www.ckwstv.com/index.cfm?page=news&id=2765 I went to school with this guys brother and knew him a little bit. What the hell is going on in Belleville? First the Colonel gets caught killing people, then some dirtbag murdered his girlfriend and her family. Now this. Shitty deal.
Rave: Signed the closing papers last night so our house is officially sold. It took just over two months so I guess I can't complain, but I'm glad it's finally over. It wouldn't have been so bad, but every time we had a showing we had to pack up the animals and take them to my parents house in the morning which sucked. We already had our offer accepted for our new house, but we don't close for another month. Rant: That means we're staying with my parents for the month. Luckily they finished off most of the basement so we can kind of live down there, but it still sucks. The worst part is my Grandma has been living with them too, so now there is 5 people, 2 dogs and a cat living in about 1400 sq feet. Oh well, just a month.....
Rave: Just 2 more days till my best friend and I fly out to Atlanta for the weekend. Major Rave: In four days I will be at a Phish concert in Alpharetta, GA. I am so fucking excited that I really can barely contain myself. It's been 7 and a half years since I have seen these guys and we are going to be seeing two nights in a row over the 4th of July weekend. I expect amazing things. We've got good seats and we will be tail gaiting all day with friends before both shows. Can't fucking wait!
RAVE: Lots of sex over the past 3 days, and more to follow soon. rant: I've had more sex in the past week than I've had in the three months before that. RAVE: I've had more sex. rant: So, does anyone know a good way to come faster? Having to pause for water breaks can be annoying. RAVE: If I'm going to have this sort of problem, I suppose it's better to be on this side of it. RAVE: Classes finishing up for the month, I'll be home for Independence Day Rant: Shortly after that, I'll be taking even more classes. Evidently I know how to enjoy my summers.
Rave: Free trip to Austria with the better half of the family (the drinking, partying half). Rave: Parents just bought a winter home in Henderson, NV, which I have been given the key to with an open invitation to house-sit whenever I like. I imagine much of this winter will entail living just outside Las Vegas and relaxing by the clubhouse pool. Rant: Summer school.
Rave: One more day until over two uninterrupted weeks of vacation. It's much needed as I'm caught in a rip tide of workplace tedium that I can't escape from. Rant: Once again there are too many people coming on this trip. No one wants to be left out but I don't plan of packing my boat full of (8) passengers everyday. This is my vacation too. I don't mind doing a couple of group day sails but I'm not playing tour guide (again) for an entire week. It's hard enough keeping a sailboat clean and orderly when it's just me. Rave: Geary's Summer Ale, Gritty's Vacationland, Shipyard Summer. Yes please.
Rave: Got a Facebook friend request from a chick I went to highschool with. She now is a contract girl porn star Bree Olson. Been a while since I jerked it to a girl from my high school.
Rant: Boobie thread is weak. I mean, weak. What the hell? I thought this place was full of hot, exhibitionist women. And, all you dudes constantly bragging about your latest conquest can't convince her to let you break out the camera every now and then? With all the removals and members who disappeared into witness protection, we're down to like 2 pictures. WTF? Rave: We still have a Boobie thread and lots of available storage space.
Rant/Rave?: First night on at the ER tonight..... here's hoping for no vag or rectal bleeds. Noone coding during the shift would also be a bonus...... for compensation I would happily put up with the smelly homeless.
Rant: Got my paycheck today. I made $1.85/hour, after taxes. I will be abusing gin tonight, in the most clinical sense of the word. Apparently, since I allegedly make tips at my job, they can get away with paying me like a migrant worker. Can any lawyers on here tell me if I have grounds to start firebombing?