Rant: Sooooo... someone got fucking murdered on my street the other night. The police think Friday. Think!? Friday. I live in the fucking woods. There are 12 houses on my 3 mile road. Guy had his throat slashed. Yikes. Rave: I've got a kick ass alarm system and a LOT of fucking guns in my house.
RANT: My nothern ass isn't used to this 100 degree weather. RAVE: I'm gonna be leaving this backwoods bank today! RAVE: A few days hanging with the old man!
Rave: In roughly two minutes I won't have to listen to people talk about soccer for the next four years! I'd like to thank the referees that made this possible! Now back to real sports! Edit: Fuck. We have another week of it.
RAVE In the 91st minute Donovan scores. The USA and Slovenia advance to the knockout stage. England, because of the US, will not advance. Fuck England and fuck the refs.
MEGA RAVE: USA and England Qualify thank you baby Jesus. Here's hoping we play Ghana on Saturday. RANT: Fucking drill this weekend I'm probably gonna miss the game.
?????: Apparently there was just an earthquake that stretched from, if my Facebook is to be believed, from a very large section of mid to north eastern North America. Wtf?
Rant: I'm in a horrible mood due to stress over moving to Alaska. Rave: Saturday can't get here fast enough. The excitement is building. (Put on your safety glasses). This is like Christmas time, only with heavy lifting and no cool presents.
Rave: Amazon Prime. I just signed up for the trial (Amazon prime gives you free 2 day shipping on most orders) and since Amazon is so badass, the two day shipping turned into one day and my books just arrived. $80 for 1 year, I think I will definitely be keeping my Prime subscription.
RANT: Someone broke into my car two nights ago and stole my stereo, my CDs, my backpack with my chef's coat, pants, hat, and apron, and my flask...which was still full of whiskey. It was a fuckin' $80 flask! DOUBLE RANT: I step foot out back this morning to find that my garden has been trashed. Half of it was uprooted, and they took the stones I had in my wheelbarrow and threw them all into the garden, so what wasn't uprooted has been crushed. I used to sleep in the room that looked out into the garden, but moved the bed to another room just recently. Didn't hear a thing. RAVE: Got a raise to $16/hour today from $12.
Rant: Every moron with an internet connection at my office is shouting updates about the earthquake at 2 minute intervals. Yes, I know it was 5.5. Yes, I know it was felt as far as Quebec. blah blah Rave: I've never felt an earthquake before. It was neat. Not unlike a boat rocking on the water. Rant: The forecast for tonight is severe thunderstorms with potential conditions for tornados. If we get a fucking tornado on top of an earthquake, I'm going down to Scout Master Jim's house and asking to stay in his bunker.
Rant/Rave: Mahut/Isner match is in the 5th set at Wimbledon, which has no tie-breaker in the 5th set. The match is 4-6, 6-3, 7-6, 6-7, 53-53. They have been playing for 9 straight hours. edit: Damn. Isner is 6'9". He is the shegirl of tennis! edit2: not 9 straight hours, but 9+ hours nonetheless.
Rave: got to interrupt class to read this comment "Government buildings in Ontario have been shut down... no loss of productivity". prof wasnt pleased, classmates atleast got a chuckle now I am not a twitter person by any means but it was something to do in class today and brought some very good information to light about this all. Epicenter was Quebec/Ontario border around the Gatineaus.
Rant: Fuck you Amanda Bynes. You weren't the best actress but damn you were hot. Rave: Fuck you small earthquake. Now I have to listen to people bitch about how they felt shaking and almost died. I live in New York. Oh....that's another rant isn't it?
Rant: I woke up to the news that I have MRSA and I'll be checking in to the hospital tomorrow to get a bigger trache. Balls.