Rave: Spent the day yesterday in Vancouver BC. How have I lived in WA this long and never been there? It is by far my favorite city in Canadia. I've been to Toronto, Montreal, and Quebec. It was piss rainy, windy, and still one of the most gorgeous cities I've ever been to. Soon as I get a job, and some more disposable income, gonna go spend the weekend there. Cannot believe how many beautiful women I saw. Rant: Still no job. Shit.
RAVE: Was told by a female Secret Service agent that she could do anything a man can do... I told her she can't pee standing up, and she admitted to being jealous that I could.
Rant: Fuck work. If I ring in sick, I'm fucking sick, I'm not going to magically become better because there's a bunch of matches on and I'm needed. Ok, Wales is playing New Zealand, let me magically stop vomitting - shall I serve food, or just pass on my germs via pints? And, seriously, a few weeks back I worked my ass off while dieing from a cold, so they know I'm not going to ring in sick, unless I'm actually fucking sick.
Rave: 1 new post each on the booby/booty threads! Rant: Neither of the idiots know how to post a picture and we don't get to see them so there is nothing actually new.
Rant: Birthday in Iraq because a late deployer somehow got Priority on leave over advanced party. Rave: My buddy cooked as awesome of a steak as possible here. Steak Is awesome. Rave: Over halfway done with the deployment (supposedly) Rave: Oh yea the reason I started this in the first place ROCKETDOCK is awesome My Desktop looks clean and my Elisha Cuthbert background get almost the full screen she deserves. I recommend Rocketdock...
RAVE: Tucker Max is coming to speak at my school next Wednesday. I plan on having a good time, and all of the shit I've been hearing this week about him coming is still funny, even after the whole Ohio State incident. Rave: It looks like there will be protesters. Rant: It looks like there will be protesters. Rave(Hopefully?): We can set up another protester photoshop thread? Our school is beatsauce on a couple levels when it comes to social events, so I'm not sure how many will show up.
Rant: Have to get up at 4am to cater an event over at a private suite at the W. Times Square. Why 4am? Because I'm doing this whole thing with nothing more than myself and a sous chef, so it's all on me. Rave: The event I'm catering is for a 1/2 dozen New York Yankees players and their families for a private brunch, including Derek Jeter, Matsui and a few others. The menu includes something I've come up with called "Cajun Sushi", which I got from the movie Howard the Duck. Essentially it's using fish that is used in cajun cooking as well as using cajun spiced rice. So we're going to have crawfish and catfish breakfast sushi. Say what you want, but it's fucking delicious.
RAVE: I gotta say, I'm damn glad this is here. I have been missing you guys for a few weeks, and it's good to see some familiar faces/names have already posted. Now it's time for me to go out, get wasted, make some bad decisions, and post something hungover in the morning. Who knew an internet message board would start to feel like such a great place to be?
RAVE: I completely forgot about this, and now I will make sure I remember (I can't even remember what day of the week it is due to working non-stop). RAVE: Stanford just stopped the quack attack! I didn't go to school there, but it is the local school, so have love for it. RANT: The game was not broadcast here. If I was home this weekend, I probably would have gone to see it live.
Rant:Found the car I wanted. F150 crew cab 4 door, 70k miles, lots of great additions at a perfect price. Drove to San Jose, some fucker was there signing the papers on it. Fuck. Back to the drawing board.
Rant: I started seeing them a few days ago but today I have seen so many fucking Christmas commercials. 20 freaking days before Thanksgiving and already shitty jewelry commercials.
Rave: I bought a shiny new tv today. Full HD, 100Hz - I'm in love. Even streaming video through my PS3 looks pretty damned good.
RAVE: Deer hunting season! RANT: It's way too fucking warm. The deer aren't even close to being in rut. It's tough to hunt for bucks when they aren't crazy stupid horny. RANT: Got blasted last night. Got home at 2:30. At 2:38 I sent a facebook PM to some chick that I'm into. I remember being cool and funny and all things awesome when I sent it. I read it again tonight and it's lame and creepy. I am a bad drunk. RAVE: She wrote back and wants to go out for drinks sometime. Maybe she's just being polite, but I'll take a pity date. RAVE: I wasn't hungover when I woke up at 6 to go hunting. RANT: Hangover kicked in at 10:30. I seriously contemplated using the .270 on myself. I still have a headache. RAVE: Made a 300 dollar profit on pull tabs last night.
Rant: 14 hours on the tractor bush hogging over the past two days have left me with a sore ass and an even sorer elbow from running the bush hog hydraulics. I'm not used to that much time in the saddle anymore. Rant: $185 in diesel fuel and I'm half done. With one field. There's 3 more after this. Rave: I chopped a formerly 6 foot long snake into hamburger. I fucking hate snakes. The damn things are like nature's land mines, just waiting in silence to fuck your shit up. Rave: I just busted into an ice cold 24 pack. Life is looking up. Edit: Just for reference, this is the field I've been bush hogging:
Rave: Back from Cuba. Fucking awesome trip, saw the bottom of the rum and cokes way to much. Ill post pics later Rant: Back home, its -5*C
Rant I haven't drank in 2 weeks? Rave I went out drinking with a good neighbor I haven't seen in 6 years and he offered me a job for the winter! Two jobs now! Yay! Rant I went from 8 beers a night for a buzz to 3 beers for a buzz Rave I love drinking 3 beers and getting a buzz! That is cost savings.
That Captain Morgan reverse-ventriloquist commercial is terrifying. I guess this is a rave because I'm sort of a grown-up and not scared of ventriloquist dummies anymore, but 10-year-old me would have not been sleeping for a week after seeing that.
Rant: I had to pass on a girl I wanted to have sex with tonight because she's FUCKING CRAZY. I don't mean regular female crazy like "Let's talk during the halftime show". I mean "Let's get engaged and I'll move to [your school] so we can be together." I'm NOT exaggerating. Those words came out of her mouth. I'm just shy of my 19th birthday. We have not had sex before. We have not hooked up before. We have not even kissed once before. Yet she's practically stalking me and blowing up my phone with text messages I'm not replying to right now. Somebody tell me what to do. Please. I'm completely fucking clueless on how to handle this situation. We have mutual friends but if I have to cut off all contact, that's what I'll do.
Rave: Amazing night of fights tonight on CBS for Strikeforce Spoiler Fedor wins by monster KO in the 2nd round