Rant: Subway. I miss the old Subway sandwiches when they would make the trench in the bread and fill it up with quality ingredients.
Rant: Heard a series of loud percussive noises last night and idly wondered if they were gunshots. Woke up this morning to find out yes, yes they were. Three fatalities.
RAVE: Almost finally here, I was invited to play in a 8 Ball Tournament about 1 1/2 months ago where the proceeds go to http://www.americanfallensoldiers.com/. Needless to say I was ecstatic about A) Being able to contribute to such a great cause and B) Play pool to contribute to such a great cause. If anyone in the DFW area wants info PM me, starts tomorrow at 6:30 PM.
RAVE!!!!! My wife just picked up tickets to the George Clinton show tomorrow night! So stoked to go, haven't seen them in almost 3 years!
Rave: My xbox that I sent in for red ring repair just shipped back to me and will be here on friday. Didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would.
This rant has nothing whatsoever to do with me. Rant: How shitty would it be to play hockey from the age of, like, four, and play it so well and so often that you progressed through midget and peewee and bantam and through the farm leagues and eventually got the call to the NHL and then bust your ass THERE, and make it to the age of almost thirty with ALL OF YOUR OWN TEETH, then take a puck to the mouth and lose almost all of them the week before you win the Stanley Cup? I mean, yeah, you WON the Cup. But to come this close to doing it with your own teeth, then have them shattered out of your mouth and have to face two years of dental work virtually moments before you accomplished you're life's goal. Rave: I don't think Duncan Keith even missed a shift, did he?
RANT: Took a day off work to do an engine swap in my race car. Shit didn't go as planned, and I now have 2 engines, both sitting on the floor of my garage, none in the car. All because of a half-dozen small bolts in the CV joints that broke or otherwise didn't want to play nice and come out like they were supposed to. A 10 minute job took over 4 hours of fucking around. Means I miss this weekends races, unless I want to pony up the cash to rent a car. RAVE: Jacuzzi is filling up, and I'm already on my 3rd tumbler of some amazing scotch, and the tonight's So You Think You Can Dance (one of my guilty pleasures) is ready to be watched. RAVE: Just scored awesome seats to the UFC fight on Saturday here in town. Sure, the seats suck, but 6 of us will be having some fun. RANT: We're bound to be surrounded by a bunch of Affliction/Tapout wearing douche bags. RAVE: Better than I ever thought it would be.
RAVE: Whichever board member in our last relationship thread (one of the don't post unless you're under thirty) who said, "it's ok to bail if you're not having any fun." Thank you. That's been stuck in my brain. RAVE: In the words of the immortal Mike Ness, 'take away this ball and chain...' AND IT'S GONE! 2 weeks with the parents and I move into my new place.
Rant: I don't enjoy women, they fuck with your head too much. Rant: It's been raining for four days straight, I work outdoors so I've been soaked to the bone for four days straight - this is terrible. To sum it all up; fuck shit, fuck shit, fuck ass dick shit fuck.
More Relationship BS Spoiler Rave: He put out again! Seriously twice in one week is a fucking record. Rant: He accused me of seducing him and told me we couldn't have sex anymore, and this time he really means it. Rant: I liked having sex with him, and hes under some delusion that he'll "hurt me". I told him he already had by making me feel like I was only good enough to fuck when he was drunk. The he cuddled me and told me he was sorry, but he hates all the shit that goes along with relationships. I said he was the one that always wanted to talk about feelings. I told him he was a pussy and just because some other bitch hurt him doesn't mean he should treat me like crap. I am so fucking angry right now. Seriously. I'm going to set shit on fire.
RAVE: I graduate from University today! 4 years of hard work is culminating with this ceremony this afternoon. Rant: Can't get drunk before or after, as my girlfriends graduation is tomorrow. RAVE: After my girlfriends graduation tomorrow, we are driving 45 minutes up the 407 to Pearson Int'l and flying to mah fucking Scotland, my home land, for 2 weeks for my cousins wedding and several days of getting right fucked up while doing the tourist thing. Rave: My dad said we may sneak off to Dublin for a couple days with me him and my brother to do the Guinness/Jameson thing. Hurry for booze! Rave: Life is good right now.
Rant.....Rave?? I went to a friends place for dinner last night. The female half of the couple had made red velvet cupcakes. I had one. ONE. Little known fact, a red velvet cupcake turns your poo an alarming color of red. Scared me for a minute this morning, then I remembered the cupcake. Whew.
Rant: Hurting like hell today...drank entirely too much last night. Rave: Maiden put on a hell of a show!
Big Fucking Rant: My roommate had to put his dog to sleep this morning. They were going to put him to sleep Friday afternoon due to what everyone was pretty sure was a brain tumor. Turns out though that my roommate had to stay up all night and hold him because he was in pretty serious pain and wait till 730 for the vets office to open. This guy has been one of my best friends for 15+ years, so I've known this dog the whole 9 years he's had him. He was a damn good pup and we are all going to miss him. Rest in peace pup.
Rave: From Midtown Manhattan to home in just over 3.5 hours (of driving time). Avg mph = 84. Rave: Had to make a pit stop at Louis Lunch in New Haven, CT. Love that place. You can get a hamburg, a cheeseburg and you can add onion &/or tomato. That's it. No fucking chicken fingers, no fries, nothing. Drinks and chips are the only sides they offer. Rant: The fucking place had a line at the door when we got there so it took 40 minutes to get our food and eat. Rave: Still worth it. Fucking place is a goldmine. Cash only too. I'm drooling.
Rant: Ticos hate US soccer, and won't shut up about how it should be them in the Copa Mundial, mae. Rave: I stand to make about 20k in the next month thanks to degenerate soccer fans.
Rant: Taking the stairs isn't quite the same when my fellow tenants PISS IN THE GODDAMN STAIRWELL. Fucking pigs.
RAVE!!!!!: Cut off from the world for the next nine weeks at my dream job! Ballsack can finally breath easy knowing he no longer needs to perform his civic duty of sending me retarded reps about how Israel is the source of global instability.