DORK DESIGNER RANT: You fucking twat. Your logo is shit, it uses TIMES ROMAN! I did you a fucking favor recreating it in vector format so your shitty little jpg doesn't look like I wiped my ass on a 3 ft. banner when they print it. Oh, wow, did you go to design school? That bevel and emboss looks real fancy!!! Wow, you're so creative, it brings out the serifs nicely! Oh you wanna use this masterpiece now for your banner? FUCKING GREAT, cause I can't vectorize the bevel effect LOSERS. You didn't even use it properly your depths are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay off fuck-o. Fuck your faces, I'm recreating your fucking LAME logo, and charging you double for pissing me off today. I was gonna take a nap, dicks. To any of the board small business owners, that shitty little jpg you use of your logo on microsoft word files, don't think you can make a large print out of it. *ALWAYS get an eps file format of your logo when it's being designed, and a true EPS format, not just saved as one with that file extension.* RAVE: Spending most of the weekend with mom. RAVE: Doing 20 rep squats today. RANT: Forgot, finally saw IHTSB and was pretty bummed by it. I laughed at him yelling at the old ladies on the way to the hotel room, when he shit himself and nothing else.
Rant: I am getting fucked somehow right now. I'm not sure how, I apparently only got a 5 fucking percent on a final exam I wrote a few weeks back. I posted here about how I had kind of slid this year, but a 5% is just unfathomable to me. I pulled my shit together after a middle-60s midterm mark and rocked an 88 on the final essay and an 85 on a presentation, which together counted for 70% of my mark, leaving the last 30 for the final. I went into the final after having actually studied pretty hard for it, and answered every question with what was apparently bullshit. I answered 16 of 17 definitions with answers I was happy with and wrote not 1, not 2, but 3 short essays... ...and got 5%?! Five fucking percent. One of the questions was relating Marx's theories on private property to social development, and I was able to list and explain every single stage of social development, and the ways in which private property helps move it on, PLUS a whole bunch of other shit that took me 3 pages to write. The only way I can see getting a 5% is if I wrote four sentences with a couple goods points, then 8 pages about my favourite breed of dog or something. I would accept a failing mark (though I still would be confused as to how that happened) on the exam, but a FUCKING FIVE? I'm emailing the prof to get this worked out, and I may just link him to the post. Edit: He replied faster than light. He double checked, and entered my grade wrong. Another middling 65, but whatever. That's better than a fucking 5. How the fuck does someone get a 5 on a short answer/essay question exam when they answered every question with at least some relevant material. Honestly.
Rave: Just bought tickets to the Iron Maiden show. Double Rave: The assholes at Ticketmaster actually have a deal going on for once - 4 pack of lawn seats that come out to be $9 cheaper per person! Beer money!
RANT: Shit on Apple. I'm a Mac guy, but I'm also a free enterprisin' mother hucker. Shutting down Lala is bullshit.
Rave: I supervised a move of stuff and we ended up saving 5 figures. Rant: I won't see a dime of that.
Rave: Only about an hour to go now before the weekend starts and I get to go home and start pouring that sweet, hoppy liquid straight down my throat.
RANT: I sign up for unlimited video game rentals at Blockbuster and then TWO days later my xbox breaks. FUCK! What am I supposed to do now, talk to girls?
RAVE: My birthday weekend officially begins in about four minutes. It's going to be beautiful weather and everyone is going to be out and about. But what's better is I have a case of champagne from the best boss in the world as a thank you for helping him open his restaurant AANNNNDDDD am off until Wednesday! Fuck yeah!! RANT: I have a few years before I hit cougar status, right? RIGHT?!?!?! Argh! RAVE: Am going to continue my hangover research. The premise is that drinking a Vitamin Water Multi V (must be Multi V) before bed and right when waking up will lessen the hangover significantly. Since champagne always delivers a killer hangover, I believe I will be able to support my premise with many case study examples. Whooohhoooo!!
Rave: What do March 6th, 1836 and April 30th, 2010 have in common? Texas gets its ass kicked. Go Mariners!
Rave: What do March 6th, 1836 and April 30th, 2010 have in common? Texas gets its ass kicked. Go Mariners!
RAVE: The fiance is in town! We are doing a little bit of LTR for the few months before the wedding due to a promotion for him (big yay), purchasing a place (even bigger yay), and me still having to finish up my MBA in a city where his job and our place are not (boo, major case of senioritis). We have already, ahem, celebrated his triumphant return once, and since the first words out of his mouth after finishing were "I want more," I think it's safe to say we're not done yet. RANT: This means that for the first time in a little longer than usual, I got all my bits in order. Head to toe, clean and smooth. Ouchies. RAVE: We have so much good food planned for the next 5 days I don't even know where to start. Beer and burgers tonight at a place my fiance swears is the best he's ever been to, hitting up a fancy restaurant with some b-school friends tomorrow night, having friends over for a dinner party destined to feature prosciutto and lamb and way too much wine brought by my buddy who gets a discount on all Gallo brands (shut up, they distribute some non-shitty stuff) on Sunday, and a fancy tasting menu paid for with airline miles (thank you, United platinum Visa, I do not feel bad at all that we milk you for everything you've got and never rack up interest) on Tuesday. RANT: Snacking is not permitted from now until then, I have to be in top eating form for these meals! RAVE: Hm, perhaps I will go, ahem, service the fiance, now that I think about it. Burns calories too, win-win!
Rant: Stupid emo- ass girlfriend. I ignored your texts for a reason today! I don't want to see you! You're being a fucking psycho. Fuck it, next weekend is climbing weekend; I'll be planting my standard on top Mt. Hood, drinking beers, and studying for midterms. No way, that bitch is ruining it. Rave: She's actually really cool when she's not being a whiny little cunt. She really needs more chick friends. RANT Why didn't I go to the beach party last night, drunk chicks in bikinis FML?
Rave: Got my motherfucking keyboard fixed!!! Rave: House empty might just COD it for tonight and party tomorrow
Rant Some bitch pissed me off at work today over the phone. I told her to "fuck shit" and hung up on her. Rave I work in trucking and that's just industry jargon.
Rave: I got my performance review today, rated so well I'm eligible for a promotion if I want it. Rant: I don't want it because I'll lose my insurance. Rave: Instead of a promotion, I got a nice fat raise. Rant: Today was my last day at work before the BIG MOVE. Rave: New landlord is awesome, She a sweet 90 year old lady. We got a cut on our rent because I said i'd do all the lawn work. Rave: Camping trip coming up! I'm so excited! Rave: Pearl Jam on the 7th! Third time I've seen them live. I think I'm in love with Eddie Vedder. Rave: I've got the cushiest job on campus. Receptionist for the deans office. Oh Yeah.
Rant: How hard is it to make a simple kick from straight in front of the goals. Dumb mother fucker missed and lost the game and cost me twenty that was paying out for $110. And out of 4 games I haven't got a single one right yet this weekend.
RAVE: Kentucky Derby Today!! Rant: Supposed to rain all day. Fuck it. How many people can say that they've been to the Derby?
RAVE: I just spent the night with the most wonderful woman! RAVE: Got a little something something last night and this morning. RANT: She had to leave early this morning to head home.
Rave: Maddox finally uploaded his site <a class="postlink" href="http://maddox.xmission.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://maddox.xmission.com/</a>