So there's a big corporate finance final tomorrow at noon. Whatever I get on the final I will most likely get in the class. After about 10 hours on Tuesday and 5 hours today in the library (had another test on Wed night) I feel that: Rave: Compared to some people, I'm looking good. Rant: Those people are also hoping for a C just to pass the class. Rant: I have all the formulas down for my note-card cheat sheet (allowed) but the problem is they're not working out as well when I go to do practice problems. Back to the library at 6 PM I guess.
RANT: My wife's due date for the baby is May 1st, Saturday. Well, the weekly visit to the OB today didn't bring the best of news. The baby has no intention of coming anytime soon. Hopefully something changes soon. Well, they can't even schedule her to be induced until May 10th as that's the earliest opening. FUCK!!!! My wife's pretty devastated as she was so looking forward to having the kid before mother's day. Not looking like it'll happen now. RAVE: I don't give a rat's ass if the baby is here or not on mother's day. It will be celebrated the likes of which it has never been celebrated. She's carried that thing for a very long time. She deserves to celebrate on that day. RAVE: Even though she's really upset, she's healthy, the baby's healthy, we can't really complain. We knew that things can and will go all sorts of different directions. It'll all work out. Super RAVE: Early on, without details, there were some worries. Sex became a no go. Well, at this point, the OB gave the thumbs up for all the action we want. She may not think she's that sexy right now, but she truly is, baby bump and all. It's go time!
Rave: Finally got them all back, and only one person would take any reward money. All three dogs were picked up by different people (one by animal control) and everyone complimented us on how well-trained they are. The animal control officer even brought the Pit Bull right to the house, riding on the seat of the truck. Now that they're all back safely, I can finally get some sleep tonight. Rant: Whatever my pit bull ate Tuesday night while on his little adventure is not agreeing with his intestines. He might be sleeping outside tonight.
Rave Chelsea Handler has a sex tape! <a class="postlink" href="http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20003756-504083.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162- ... 04083.html</a>
The increasing Latino population in my town has improved the local food scene by 1000% over the last decade. Ecuadorians, Salvadorans, Venezuelans, Colombians, Mexicans. They're all here, they all opened restaurants catering to their ethnic enclaves, and they all cook like motherfucking pros. Goddamn do I love Central/South American cuisine.
You know what's a pet peeve? People who as a greeting say, "Hey, how are you?" and then just keep walking. By the time I start to answer, they're 5 feet down the hall. Why not just say 'Hi'?
Rant: Last night I was watching a little porn with the GF... Her: Eww, his dick is so big, big dicks are kind of gross. Me: ?... Her: Oh, don't worry, you don't have a big dick! Me: FML. I guess on the good side, she doesn't think my dick is gross.
RAVE: After a shaky start to the week, today vindicated the unpleasant aftertaste of the deviants I interviewed on Monday and Tuesday. You know it's going to be a great ending to the day when your boss says "Keep back when we arrest this offender. There will likely be pepper spray flying around." It gets even better when another PO comes into the office and says "I'll go to the drug unit and get some of the bigger guys to help." Cue five armed parole officers holding back a high on crack sex offender who was so out of control the PD had to come arrest him and bring him to jail. He concluded one of his better rants that there was a conspiracy afoot between the DOC and Hilary Clinton. Bastard has us figured out. It's days like this that make my job so worthwhile.
holy shit, I just realized I have an awesome travel schedule next month. -Washington DC for work for two weeks. -Cancun for vacation. -Las Vegas for vacation. -Some vacation lake near Dallas for memorial day weekend. With an uber rich girl from work. May just may become my favorite month ever!
Rant: I decided to scrub out the bath tub so I could take a bubble bath, but now the whole world smells like bleach and I have no idea when my senses will return to normal and the bathroom will cease to be toxic-smelling. Blech.
Rave: Just witnessed a guy getting arrested for: Broken Law #1: Riding a non-street-legal minibike... Broken Law #2: ...the wrong way down a one-way street... Broken Law #3: ...while drunk... Broken Law #4: ...with an open beer can in his hand. Rant: The guy in question was my fraternity's Chapter President.
Rant:Once again, fuck you dynamics. Hard. Real hard. 11.5 hours from now I will crack a beer to celebrate being done with your bitchass. Fuck you. Rave: Raised $500 today, hoping the next week I get a few thousand to come in. Two weeks from now I'll be home to play golf for three weeks and then the journey begins. I'm going to post this in one of the other boards but if you guys have any experience biking, not to the store on the corner like long trails and stuff PM me, I have a few questions.
RANT: FUCK the past two days. Tire was flat yesterday, fixed that, but was late for work. Got all that shit figured out, 4 new tires on the ride. Driving to the bars, one of the NEW tires blew. Now I get to walk to where I parked my car, so that I get no tickets (fuck two hour parking between the hours of 8-8). Once I get to my car, I get to change my tire AGAIN, then hopefully the tire shop I took it to will honor their warranty. If not another 100 bucks out of my pocket. Jeebus, I fucking hate life right now. Just gotta keep moving. Oh yeah, and my roommate upon me saying hi, his only response was "fuck off." FML
Rave: I am no longer on-site for work! Rant: I'm back at work. Rave: She's going to spend the night tonight, we're going to watch movies, drink wine, then hopefully go at it! Rant/Rave: I have a feeling my brother is going to have is his kid today, interrupting my time with her.
Rave: hahahaha another first round exit for the Mavs Rant: I have to keep quiet about it at work since my Rockets didn't even make the playoffs this year.
Rant: Too many pitchers of summer ale last night. I'll never learn. Rave: Credit card roulette is awesome when your card doesn't get pulled to pay the tab for dinner and drinks. Rave: Beautiful weekend weather on the way. Can't decide between heading into Boston for the Bruins or just dragging the TV outside for a little grilling, beers, etc at home.
Rant: This morning I was invited to the Pens game tonight, decent seats. I can't make it home this weekend though (4 hour trip). Goddammitsomuch. I won't even be able to watch the game tonight, but that's cause Rave: I'm going to a huge cookout/spring weekend party in the park. Plenty of beer, burgers, beautiful girls and to top it off the weather's fantastic.
RAVE: Don't understand how I am so lucky. Got a ride to my car from my good friend. She unfortunately had a creeper hop in the cab with her and her friends last night. Being nice and naive chicks they let him stay over at their house until he could sober up. Unfortunately, he was wasted, showed these three college age chicks his dick and just was an all around creeper. Enter me, I was already having a shitty morning. I read him the riot act, kicked his ass to the curb and moved on with my day. They gave me a ride to my car, as it turns out it is much easier to change your tire the second time. Took me ten minutes, went to the shop. My new tire will be here in a few days, they threw on a loaner for me to use till then. All in all, today is looking up. HOORAY!