Rant: Projects grinding to a halt. Need to find some customers that are decisive. Hell I'd rather have the business go to a competitor than be strung along like this. Rave: Lunch with an old friend I haven't seen in three years. Rave: She looked phenomenal. Partial due to her new set of breasts. Always an extremely pretty girl but her upper curves never matched her lower curves. Not anymore. Perfectly sized, not out of control, and I couldn't stop staring which she found very funny since they're not obviously implants. Oh and no I didn't touch them even though it was offered. In the situation it would have been like sitting in a friends car to feel the leather seat... kinda lame.
Rave: Working on a custom paint job / LED's for my friends Xbox 360. Gonna look incredible once it's done. Rant: WAAAAAAAAAY too much fine detail work. Rant: Exacto-knives are really sharp. Rave: Super glue fixes everything including cuts.
MAJOR RANT: Did horrible (55 %) on a big marketing test. Went to ask the teacher if I was going to get a D or fail (I hate the class - this guy is a fuckin' idiot - I just want it over with.) He says "I'm not sure - I'll have to roll the dice on what you get." FUCK YOU BUDDY. This guy made everyone's lives a living hell for the past 10 weeks and I just want my D. Rave:Going to the Dominican with the family from Christmas day to New Years Eve this winter with other cousins. Parents get their family vacation fix and I'm home for the first time in 2 years for New Year's.
Rant- Trying to ween myself off of the coffee habit. Since we've had an espresso machine at my house Ive had a two drinks a day minimum (two shots per drink or as much as they usually put in a grande at Starbucks). At worst I'd drink four or five. Im doing it because it really screwed with my sleep schedule and really fucks with my blood pressure when I work out. I'm sluggish, achy, and I get horrible headaches and jonesing around 4 oclock every day. It's weird and shitty to have such physical reactions to something. FUCK.
Rave: I tape The Daily Show (and The Colbert Report) every night to watch the next day, and I just watched last night's episode. Holy. Shit. If you haven't seen it, Jon Stewart responded to Fox News calling him out, and he basically face-fucked them eight ways from Sunday. I can't remember ever laughing that hard at one of his skits when he goes on tirade. Just awesome.
Rave: You haven't seen entertaining until you've seen a 17lb terrier flip a fully grown chocolate lab on its back and pin it down. Rave: Best quote of the day, heard on Intervention: "All of my children have different fathers, but I don't think that makes me a bad person."
RANT: Ants. I came home from working out and was making a protein shake. I happened to look at the garbage can, which is in a pantry right next to the entry door connected to my garage, and saw about a dozen ants. One was carrying a piece of Honey Bunches of Oats, the rest were empty handed. I pulled out the new vacuum cleaner, sucked them all up, mopped, sanitized, and still keep finding a few. I also threw down a metric ton of black pepper all along the entrance, because that apparently deters them. I'm going to go buy some Home Defense or something tomorrow and go nuts. Rave: Aside from the thought of ants taking over my house, I enjoyed myself. My kitchen needed a new cleaning, and that got done. And the new vacuum sure can suck. I mean, it's no Jennitalia, but it gets the job done. The highlight came when I had a group of about 10 of them cornered, got down on my hands and knees, screamed "HERRRRRRES JOHNNY", then sent them to hell. The old neighbor lady happened to be walking her dog past my garage and saw me. She gave me a look of horror then scurried off. Oh well. I don't think she has any hot granddaughters anyway.
RANT: As of tomorrow I will be on the last disk of Dexter season 3 and season 4 is not out on DVD, at least via Netflix anyway. I am so addicted to this fucking show.
Rave: Went to a beer tasting today. They had Pliny the Younger, one of the highest rated beers in the world. My friend left work early to accompany me there as early as possible, because it usually only lasts minutes at tastings. It was probably the most balanced beer I've ever had.
Rave: Won our second game in a row of indoor cricket after not winning fuck all this season. Rave: Suck shit to the Mlebourne Storm of the NRl who just lost their two premierships and got massively fined for 5 years of breaching their salary cap.
Rave: I do believe today is going to be a good day. Karma should be on my side since I'm full of favors today. Rave: After bringing a friend to the airport I'm headed to a local brewery for their informal "spring cleaning". Spring cleaning involves handing out cases and kegs of their leftovers, experiments, and limited runs to their friends. Last year I left with two 1/4 barrels and five cases all for the price of two keg deposits.
Rave: Never thought I'd find a good body weight workout that would actually get me feeling like it was a workout. Very nice. Rave: Beach in a bit. Rave: Once again, life is fucking good.
Rant: I'll be taking summer classes. Rave: They're easy Lib Ed courses... One is a History of Rock (1970 to the present) course and another is American History up to 1865. Not bad at all. Rant: I'm still paying for being a lazy dumbass freshman year. Rave: 21 in two days!
Rant: My fuck up of a brother pretty much trumped himself. He's probably going to be arrested for felony theft. Evidently one of his friends frequently goes on spending sprees with his moms credit card. My brother being the only of of this group over 18 always is designated to buy smokes and shit. Well his buddies mom finds out that over the past few months her son and my brother have charged over 5000 dollars in shit. The friend threw the other kids under the bus claiming that they stole the card. Guess whos on camera swiping away? To be honest I'm almost beyond caring about the little fucktard but this shit is tearing my mom apart. She calls me crying all the time and just has no idea what to do. In a small town, you can imagine how embarrassing this is for her. I come form a pretty wealthy family and there is no reason he should act like this. Its not like my folks wouldn't have bought him anything he wanted anyway. I just wish there was something I could do for my poor mom.
RANT: Fucking birds. For the past 3 days, a robin has been sitting on a tree branch outside of my bedroom window, and looking at its reflection in the window. And hating it. And attacking it, by flying into it. And bouncing off. 5 times per minute. FOR HOURS. And it starts at 5am. Time to go dig out my shotgun.
RANT: We have our customers in the office today so we have to dress up. RAVE: I've been told I look good on multiple occasions today. I even got the one I was hoping for. RANT: We have the meet and greet tonight from 4-7 so I have to go do that after work. RAVE: After that a group of us are going to Old Chicago to finish the Cinco De Mayo mini tour. I will also complete my first full tour!