Rant: Had an infuriating disagreement with someone. Rant: Was in an angry mood. Decided it would be better to abuse my heavy bag than furniture. Threw a punch that was too vigorous. Need a new fucking stand.
RAVE: New Wallet. RAVE: New Leather and Steel wallet. RANT: old wallet, from my long-dead grandpa, seems to finally be wearing out. MINOR RANT: Amazingly, woven steel isn't exactly the stretchiest material. This limits the stuff that can be carted around a bit. Selective Service card, driver's license, school ID, ATM card, and some cash, that's about it. RAVE: Pastrami and Tillamook Vintage hella sharp Cheddar. How can other deli sandwiches exist?
Rant: So my honeymoon flight was booked for the day after the ceremony, with great timing. So I now find out that the flight has been changed to 12:30 am the night of the ceremony, and the airport is 2.5 hours away. And the ceremony isn't until 5pm. Rant: Orbitz's hold music is Pachabel's canon in d. Fuck this song.
Rant: baby is back to eating nothing. He has thrush, yet again, thanks to the inhaler the moron pulmonologist prescribed. I've heard it feels like a root canal with no pain meds. Fantastic. Rant: At less than 7 months old, little man has been sick for over half his life with no answers and no real concern from all 9 doctors we've been to (and over 20 appointments with those 9 doctors). Ridiculous. Wish I had a rave.. just don't at this point.
RANT: I can't fucking stand psych patients. I just cant. Here's a tip for you budding suicide attempters. Slice the wrists, downwards, then jump in a warm bath, arms in the water. If you REALLY WANTED TO FUCKING DIE you would not take 7 Tricyclic antidepressants and then call an ambulance. Yeah yeah, prolonged QT, I get it, we are obligated to take you, but fuck me I'm sick of it. You're nothing but an attention whore. RANT/RAVE?: Doing an assessment on my patient yesterday, I found an occlusive dressing over his belly button. When I asked him what it was from he said " My wife put it there to stop me picking my belly button lint and feeding it to the cat." How do you respond to that???
RAVE: A friend and I finally found the time to get my fork seals replaced on the motorcycle. RANT: Took us 3 hours to figured out how to get the dampener rod bolt out of the first fork. Rave: The second fork took us 10 minutes to tear appart. Rant: Went to put the new seals on and noticed the ones the part store gave me where much bigger. Did some searching and for some reason they gave me the seals to a 94 dirt bike.... RAVE: Got the correct fork seals yesterday and got my motorcycle put back together. RAVE: Nothing is leaking yet!
RANT Got absolutely hammered, talked straight cash shit to a couple of my friends, and made out with some completely random chick last night. I was back up at 6 am and although I still had liquor coursing it's way through my veins, I got to work pretty close to on-time. On second thought maybe I should turn that into a rave?
Semi NSFW NSFW Damn....nice shoes. I mean if youre gonna try to look like Barbie, go all out. Huge fake rack. Obnoxiously tiny waist. Ridiculous shoes. Boyfriend with no junk.
Rant: I'm about 95% sure that the doctor was hitting on me when I was talking to him about birth control.
Rave: Ran out of cream cheese, so I used crumbled feta on my bagel this morning. Much, much better than boring old Philly.
RAVE: Race season opens up again this weekend! RANT: I'm not at all ready. Work has been too crazy, and it'll still be a couple of weeks before I can get the car done. Where the hell did the time go!? RAVE: Still will be able to sneak out in the twin-turbo for a few practice sessions to knock the dust off.
Rant: Mowing the front yard and the blade kicked up a rock which somehow got under the mower skirt and cut the fuck out of my leg Rave: Calming walked inside bleeding and fell down yelling "I've been bitten" Rant: Girlfriend did not find this funny at all.
Rant Working on a presentation of Beethoven's 7th Symphony with a guy who looks like one of these was permanently affixed to his face: Fuckin' disguisey masks.
RANT: Some stupid chick is really getting on my nerves. Went on a date a while ago and though it went well. She said she wanted to go out again sometime. Ever since then she's gone out of her way to make plans with me but something always comes up with her at the last minute where she can't do it. Her mother had surgery one time so I can understand that. Some old friends unexpectedly came to town another time. Whatever, I guess that's not a huge deal. But now she wants to cancel tonight because she has a meeting at work tomorrow morning when she thought she had the day off? She knows I work in the morning. Why is it suddenly a big deal that she has to work too? "But MooseKnuckle, it's obvious that she isn't into you and is trying to be nice about it instead of just telling you bluntly." First of all, I find it hard to believe that she's not into me. Second, and less egotistical, she is the one that goes out of her way to make plans with me. I could understand if I kept bugging her to do something, she says OK out of niceness, but finds a way out because she really doesn't want to. But whenever we make plans it's her idea. And when she breaks them I basically say "Whatever, let me know if you wanna do something some other time" and leave it at that. The only reason I keep putting up with it is because she is pretty hot and I have no other options. Hopefully next time she says she wants to do something I can man up and say Thanks but no thanks.
Rave: The Bruins get the 2nd pick in the NHL draft. They fucking need it. Rave: Droid does. New phone (finally) after a day full of phone related nonsense.
I wish that if you called 'shenanigans' on someone, they'd be forced to admit if they were full of shit. Then you'd get to karate chop them in the neck or eyeball without fear of retaliation. That's justice.
Rave:It took me a few days, but I finally came up with a story I liked for my cousin and I was able to work it off my original draft. I was even able to work my original donkey ramblings into it, although I kind of wonder how many of you will catch on to what I was talking about. The story. Hint: Donkey=assholes. Rant: I need to quit swearing in my writing, but a well placed "Fuck" just seems to fit so well.