Rant: Hey. So, March is almost over and I was just thinking maybe now could be a good time to take your Christmas decorations down.
Rant: I was walking to the bathroom at my office today, and see a guy walk out of the women's bathroom. "Hey, buddy!" I said. "What were you doing in the women's bathroom?" Then she turned around and asked, "Pardon me?" Silly me, I had seen her baggy khaki's, long-sleeved collard shirt, and caesar haircut, and mistakenly thought she was a man. I didn't even miss a beat, I just walked straight into the men's bathroom. I knew her key-card couldn't open that door anyways. Rave: After six years of smoking weed, I finally rolled a proper joint. I was so proud, I almost didn't want to smoke it. Almost.
Rant Ladies, don't leave your pics open to the public on facebook, especially if you're hot. Unless you enjoy random strangers masturbating to your pics.
RAVE: Finally started setting up my home office. Hooray Dual Display. RANT: Fuck dating co workers, who are also whores. I don't know what your telling your new boyfriend who we both work with. But I can see all of the hatred in his eyes, much less following everything I say with some dumb shit comment. It is really starting to draw on my nerves. Fuck. RAVE: Despite above, I'm actually handling all of this very well. I'm happy for once, which is something I haven't been able to say in atleast for years. I'm getting back in school, getting more hours and a pay raise soon at work. Plus with the aforementioned situation, I don't want a relationship for a while. I'm 22 in a college town, this is about as free as I'll ever be, hooray! RANT: One last thing, when you are going to go buy a new 50 inch plasma from a certain large retail store. Don't tell me to try to fit it in your fucking mustang, it won't happen. Call someone with a truck or go rent one, fuck I don't care just be smart people.
Rant: Bureaucratic Bullshit FUCKS ME AGAIN. I won't post details, as there are still a couple details of my life that I like to keep private from all of you. I am seething though. Rave: My buddies niece is all artsy fartsy, and sent me this extremely badass picture of myself that has become my new avatar. It was time for a change anyway. RAVE: Spring break baby. Off to Maui tomorrow and staying until Sunday, couldn't be more stoked.
Rave: Had a date on Friday. Raver: With a living human female.... Ravest: ...who was aware of the date and wanted to be on it.
Rant: FUCK YOU OPRAH! (and discovery) After waiting months to watch the new Planet Earth series Life on Discovery my hopes came crashing down after just 5 minutes of listening to that bitch. Her weird voice inflections and just overall grating voice absolutely ruined that show for me. Discovery should have just used Sigourney again. Guess I have to wait until June to buy them on blu-ray so I can watch them with a real narrator, (and a thousand less commercials) Sir David Attenborough. FUCK.
Rant: I spent two hours last night trying to catch one of our cows. The fucker ran through a barbed wire fence, twice, and then through the electric one. It then started running around the woods. At night, everything in the woods is cow shaped. I can't wait to kill it.
Rave: I'm having an absolutely fantastic day. The girlfriend called me at work today and asked me, "Where is the closest city with an Major League Baseball team?" I respond, "Minnesota." She says, "Lets take a road-trip this summer to Minnesota. I want to watch baseball with you." Up until this conversation I was convinced that the girlfriend hated baseball. Apparently not! 20 minutes later, I went onto StubHub.com and spontaneously purchased tickets to the July 3rd and 4th games against the Tampa Bay Rays. The tickets cost me $140 US altogether. I've never been to Minnesota, and the thought of celebrating July 4th in the USA at a brand-new ballpark gets me really fired up! If anybody from the MN area has any suggestions for great bars, or great things to do after the ball-game, fire me a PM or a rep. I Double Rave: I barbaqued dill-sauced salmon, cheese stuffed baked potatos, asparagus and garlic toast for dinner tonight. That's right. I fired up the grill in late March in Saskatchewan! Fucking rights. Rant: My luck did not translate well to the casino. I lost 70$ after winning 115$ last night. Rave: Hitting the road tomorrow for two games in two nights. The hockey team split the first two games of their North Final series on the weekend, and are on the road for Games three and four this week. We won Game Two 4-0, and are playing really well right now. Three wins away from the league championship.
Rave: My friend is writing a comic and sent me the first several issues. He casually asked me if I wanted to do art for it and I shrugged it off. "You should get a REAL comic book artist." Then I actually read the issues and got inspired and started sketching out some of the characters. Nothing's set in stone and I doubt he'd use my art. His best option is getting it published and them organizing an artist for him. However, he encouraged me to do some concept art since I'll work with his vision. If he shows that to a comic artist as a starting point, I'd still feel like my creativity and talent contributed, which would feel awesome. If it doesn't work out that way I'm still jazzed that I've regained an interest in sketching. Rave: This gives me an excuse to prioritize reading comics for research purposes. And there's so many freaking good ones out there. "Scalped", "Preacher", "Watchmen", and "Sandman" series to name a few. Rant: I'm personally discovering the inverse relationship of how often you're gettin' laid and how many comics you read. Yikes.
Rant: Procrastinating seems to be unavoidable when I have something to study for. Rant: Seeing a girl who is a good friend of my roommate. She's cool and she's fun, but she's also catching feelings and I don't think I want to go down that road right now. Going to try and do the right thing and talk to her about this before it gets too serious but I have a bad feeling about how she'll react. Fuck. Rave: No matter what goes on there are tons of hot girls walking around campus in less and less clothes as the weather improves. God bless college and god bless the female form.
I got fucked up on the weekend. I'm not a stoner but damn those were some effective brownies. I lost the ability to talk for about an hour and just sat in a sofa and laughed.
Rant: I've had three new housemates in the adjacent room over the past month. Three for three are tone-deaf late-night singers. I tell them to shut up, and the next night they're at it again. Do I really have to remind them, every fucking night, that I have to wake up at 8am? Thank fuck they're only staying another two weeks. Share houses suck. It's no wonder people resort to passive-aggression in situations like this.
RAVE: Call me what you will. My favorite activity as of late is waking up a little drunk and smoking a fatty. Why, you ask? Well It puts me in the most fantastic mood for the rest of the day. Imagine this, if you will. You have a great night doing whatever, maybe you drank little too much, maybe you didn't. You wake up after a long night of dreams of whore island, with a slight smile on your face. Why are you smiling? Because your still a little drunk, and unfortunately Jessica just stopped mid blowjob because someone slammed a door in your house. Oh well. You wake up, with thoughts of whore island and last night in your head, promptly go smoke a cigarette and sit down at your desk. After doing whatever on the computer for a few minutes, your attention starts to waver. You start looking around your room, what do you see? A bong, next to some greenery. Would that make your morning any better? Why yes it would, thank you! Seriously, you have to ask why I have a smile on my face?
Rant: People saying they've made "complete 360" or describe a situation/company as having "turned itself around 360 degrees". I swear I hear this on a weekly basis on TV, on the radio, in the paper, etc. If you've turned around 360 degrees, you've come full circle. You're back to facing in the same direction as you started off in. You are back to square one and nothing's improved. 180 degree is an about-face, heading in the opposite direction.
Rant- Fuck insurance companies. Seriously, fuck them in the ass. if you happen to file a claim, they don't up your premiums, they remove the discount. That's really fucking convenient. I've only been paying premiums for years, never filed a claim, and now they're going to make up any payments by "removing my discount". It's not insurance if you pay it back in installments!!!!
Rave: Well FWB just ruined oral sex for me. I swear to god that boy went down on me for no less then 4 hours. It. was. Awesome. I'm keeping this one around. Rant: I seriously doubt anyone will ever do such a good job again. Makes me a little sad inside. Rant: I broke a window. Rave: Henry Rollins and some more head in two weeks....
Rant: Gonna try to stop drinking/smoking until May. Rave: Already realizing the sheer amount of money I will save by doing this if I keep it going longterm or at least cut down significantly. I'm sure it doesn't even compare to alot of you on here. I know it doesn't. But when it's this huge a fraction of my mediocre income, it needs to be dealt with. Rave: This means I'll be able to afford some things I've been wanting. Hello new computer in September. Rant: Who knows how long this is actually going to last... My money's on Friday.