RANT: 4 HOURS! Just 4 hours after I emailed Sprint they called me AGAIN to tell me about new plans and such. This aggression will not stand, man. I'm about to get up in someone's proverbial grill.
Rant: Got semi-drunk last night and forgot to lock the door to my apartment when I went to sleep. Cue me getting woken up by my neighbor at 2 in the morning asking me if I have any cigarettes. I was still basically asleep, mumbled no, and he left. I didn't really wake up though, so I didn't go lock the door or anything. About a half hour later he's back, waking me up, saying, "Dude, are you sure you don't have any cigarettes?" The best way I can write my response is, "hfffmmm...noooo hsnnnnnn dude, no...." and then a sudden moment of clarity hit me and I looked up at him and screamed, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE". And I locked my door. But when I woke up this morning, I couldn't find my fucking cigarettes. I know I had a pack with about five in there, and I'm pretty sure I left them sitting on my couch. So yeah, the fucker entered my house while I was sleeping and stole them. If I can't find the cigarettes when I get home, I'm going to knock on his door and punch him square in the fucking face. This shit is ridiculous.
RANT: Have you ever come home from work, sat down on the couch, and thought to yourself, "Today was one of the worst days of my life"? Because I just did, and I'm being 100% honest. Long story short, I work in a high stress job with very demanding bosses. A minor flaw on my part caused a major problem for them today. It fucking sucks.
RANT! Time: 5:30p.m. My brother should be walking in the door any minute from work. I hear the door open. Is it my brother? No. It's his friggin girlfriend. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHEN HE'S NOT EVEN HOME, WOMAN?! Do you live here? No. Did you call to say you were coming over? No. Do you need to get the hell out of my house? Yes. She's nice and she isn't insane, I just really wish she would piss off once in a while.
Rave: I love books. Read at least 3 a week, usually one a day in the summer. I was a huge opponent of the Kindle because I like the texture of books, flipping the pages, being able to read while I float around the pool without worrying about fucking up a couple hundred dollars worth of electronics. My parents went against my wishes and bought me a Kindle for my birthday and... I fucking love it. I'll still buy books but now I can consume the kindle version of something that will only be in hardcover for the next 6 months. Should make packing reading material for all my flights much simpler too.
Rave: I found some wild daffodils on the way home, which is weird in the city. So I snipped a few and arranged a bouquet. I feel both girly and excited that spring is here.
Rave: GF is going to Melbourne tomorrow for 4 nights, the cat is bloody away! I may or may not have 8 mates decending on the house on Saturday..... Yeah I do.
RAVE!!!!!: My best friend since 4th grade is now a silver medalist on the US speed skating team! Would anyone be interested in an Ask An Olympian thread?
I also don't want to hear you telling three people how your day was over the phone. I don't care that you worked from 7-2, then sat on the couch for a few hours, and are now working out. And, I don't care to hear about it 3 times in your high pitched lispy voice.
Rant: I owe credit cards money, a leasing company or two money, a lawyer money, a bondsman money, my Ma money, waaaay behind on student loans, my car needs work and the only guaranteed money I have is a part-time job. RAVE: Here's a big middle finger to all of them (except my Ma, she's a sweet old woman), just bought tickets for me, the woman and my best friend since middle school to DROP KICK MURPHYS, THIS SUUUUUUNDAY! How do you like them priorities? I will be shit faced belting out Tessie like it was my last night on earth. RAVE: If Sunday was my last night on earth, I'd be cool with that.
So I'm sitting here painting my toenails and NOT listening to my son talk to his friends on his PS3 Modern Warfare game with his headset but I know he's on with his friends and like every 5 seconds he laughs out loud at something they're saying and it makes me grin just cuz I'm listening to him laugh that awesome laugh of his. I'm such a mom but I don't even care what they're jabbering about but he's laughing and giggling and I'm grinning cuz its so awesome to listen to. Jesus, but did I luck out with this one. He's so kick ass and awesome.
Rant: I've been a Bret Hart fan all my life. After 10 years of not being in the ring, he's going to face Vince McMahon at this year's Wrestlemania. So much for the memories, eh? Dude had a stroke so he shouldn't be wrestling at all. It's going to be horrible
Rave: Growing a real beard for the first time. I usually just shave after 2 weeks, but this time, I'm going to see how far I can go. Hopefully girls won't mind it too much.
Rave: Anesthetic lozenges. 12 of them. Rant: I would rant but my mouth is so fucking numb its awesome.
Rave: So apparently I was fucking around with a freelance writer for DC's On Tap Magazine on Saturday. She's beautiful. And DC On Tap helped me navigate the various happy hours in the DMV area when I first moved up here. Rave: Women who do interesting shit.
RAVE Spending the next two nights at a nice hotel with the GF. She's got some nice outfits which she's going to wear, and the only thing we've got planned is lots and lots of dirty rough sex. You could say I'm looking forward to it.
Rant: Screw this company I just started working for as of yesterday. Why? For starters the work starts at 4:00am and all I do is stock shelves. Secondly they are the most disorganized, unresponsible bunch of people ever. You think they'd give a new employee some contact numbers in case they went to the wrong sight or didn't know what was going on. Like yesterday for example. I went to the work sight and got there 10mins before work started. Everything should have gone fine, except for the fact that I didn't know who I should be looking for or how to get into the store. I end up calling my regional supervsior to ask her what I should do and only after talking to her do I find the people that I am working with. You know, it would have been really helpful had I had my coworkers numbers so I could have called them instead of calling my regional supervisor at 4:15am. So I'm thinking first day problems, tomorrow will be better. Now day 2. I show up to the same sight as yesterday because after talking to my coworkers at the end of the day yesterday I thought I affirmed we'd be working at the same store at the same time. Well apparently I was wrong. I ended up getting to the store again 10mins early and decided that I would wait for them in the store. I go in there and find a nice place to sit. So I sat for like 20mins until its around 4:15. At this point I start getting worried. I decided maybe they are in the store already so I decided to walk around and try and find them. But I didn't find them. All I found was some carpenters and normal night crew, none of who I knew. I'm sure I looked like a fucking tweaker to them. After deciding I was at the wrong site I decided to go home and watch morning tv because God knows I'm too hopped up on caffeine to sleep right now. I'll call my regional supervisor later in the morning. How the hell does this happen 2 days in the row? What kind of company hires someone and then gives them no schedule and no coworker phone numbers? Fucking rookies. I'm thinking of talking to the regional supervisor later explaining why I wasn't wherever I was suppose to be and calmly explain to her that I would not like to work for a company that is ran such as this one. I do not appreciate waking up at 2:45, showing up to a grocery store and as a result of a miscommunication end up looking like a tweaker. Also, a simple schedule would be nice.
Rave: my best friend. After the breakup, I had no car. As I've been crippled, it hasn't been a big deal. Got my tax return and start shopping. Find what I want marked at $7,999. She tells me to "just be the cleavage" and let her talk. She talked them down to $5,ooo, including taxes. Double Rave: Sweet car, no car payment!!
Rant: Idiots who owe on everything yet still feel entitled to a concert. And people wonder how we got to this point.