Rave: Yay for alcohol letting me attempt an 8 hour sleep schedule switch in just two days. I was working 12 AM to 8 AM, and tomorrow I have to work 4 PM to 12 PM. I must sleep in the next two hours to make this work. But I need to finish watching Donnie Brasco first...
Rant: my boys keep asking where their father is. double rant: he's already bailing on days he's supposed spend with them. Way to go, douchenozzle.
Rant my brother is kind of a hippie, so he's biking through Chile and Argentina right now. We haven't heard anything from him, and I personally believe he's fine, but my mom is kinda starting to freak out. hope he's safe. Rant Taxes. How did i get 2x as much last year, but made 10 grand less? Oh wait, that's right, because uncle sam has a hard-on for my wallet.
Rave My lazy Sunday internet surfing has led me into registering for the NYC Marathon. I have not run a marathon before and, for some reason, I decided that I should probably give it a try. The good thing is that it is a lottery so the chances of being accepted are kind of a long shot. So by my logic, if God/Allah/fate wanted me to be healthy they would accept my application. If they would like me to continue to web surf from the comfort of my couch, they would reject it. It clearly is out of my hands at this point.
Ugh. I remember when my Dad bailed on our weekends as a kid. That shit devastated me. I remember my Mom being fucking FURIOUS with him.
Rant I hate Cindy Crosby with every fiber of my soul. Goddamnit, we were almost there, and who spoils it all for the US? Fucking Cindy. Goddamn you Crosby, you have ruined too many hockey moments for me now! Rave Great performance by our guys, not to mention my boy Ryan Miller. MVP award for certain, let's go Michigan State!!! Rave MSU beats Purdon't, so this day wasn't completely in the crapper. Rave Sis is coming in from Baltimore and we're gonna grab some food at my restaurant. She never sees me, ever, no matter where I live, so this is an anomaly. Should be fun.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hats off to the Americans though. You guys played a hell of a game and a hell of a tournament! (Also, fucking Crosby... He's the same age as me and he's on top of the fucking world. I, on the other hand, have to wake up at 4:30 am tomorrow to go make $12.50 an hour.)
Rave: SID!!!!!!!!!!! (fuck, I had a rope over the rafters after the Americans tied it up) Bigger Rave: In the winter Olympics, Canada is the best at winning. Ever.
Rant: This past week has kicked my ass. I usually don't have any trouble working 6 straight days, but I'm fucking exhausted. Everything on me hurts and I would kill for someone to rub my back for a while. Maybe I'll go suck up to my neighbor and see if he'll let me use his hot tub. A nice long soak and a big ass alcoholic beverage sounds like heaven right about now. Rave: I'm off tomorrow, so I can lay around in bed all day if I want.
Rave: AC/DC Saturday night was awesome. Rave: Pretty big chance I'm going to get prescribed dextroamphetamine on an ongoing basis. Rant: Having something that warrants being prescribed it in the first place.
Rave: Rave: Downtown for the game was definitely the right choice. What a blast. Rant: I realize I'm kind of asking for it when I wear a spandex onezie, but do girls really need to grab my ass every chance they get? Ya it's funny the first few times. But when I'm getting my ass grabbed by strangers every 5 minutes, it starts to get annoying. Now I know why girls get pissed whenever guys grope them in any way shape or form. I now have a new found respect for you. And if any girl ever tells me that guys are pigs because they're always grabbing girls asses or brushing against their tits while girls never do anything at all like that, I'm gonna punch them in the cunt. It's not guys, it's just idiots that do that; both genders included. Rave: You Americans played an amazing game, and I'm glad that it was a Canada-US final again like Salt Lake City. It wouldn't have meant nearly as much against another nation. Hats off to you. Let's hope we meet again in Sochi in the Gold Medal Game and that it's just as exciting.
Rant/Rave: Crazy Russians. Can anyone tell me what the theme of the Russian Winter Olympics is? Something to do with glowing blue people in bubbles, Ovechkin, a supermodel with a wand, some kids, and a fat bitch with gold wings on an oversized ROOMBA that has a globe and a spinny thing with horses prancing inside it? What the hell...
Rave Canada brought it, thank you and good night. Rave Ryan Miller, wow. Is there any doubt why I still love Buffalo? RAVE Iginla to Crosby. Bigger Rave That Russian national anthem is so fucking cold, scary and powerul... like Viking music in the Halls Of Valhalla or something. Whenever I hear it I want to hop on a tank and yell "BRUTE STRENGTH PARADE!!!" Then drive around with the soundtrack of The Hunt For Red October playing. What are they saying in it? I'd love to know. Probably about smashing one's enemies and impregnating one's sister.
Sarcastic Rant: So much for "MIracle 2" I heard Kurt Russell was really looking forward to playing Ron Wilson. An excerpt, if you will, from what was to be an Academy nominated script: Wilson: LETS GOOOO!!!! Kane: Don't you think, you know, we should draw up a 2-1-3 crash the net play with this time out coach? Wilson: I said let's go. That's motivation! LETS GOOO! Kane: Okay Zach, you get me the puck and I'll make sure we force overtime. Parise: Chaaaange? Kane: Bad joke, man. Rave!: TOO BAD IT WILL NEVER COME TO FRUITION! GO CANADA GO!!!!
Rave: sex in a hot tub! Rave: she's on the pill, aka no condoms! Rave: she's a friend, and I know her enough that I know it won't hurt when I pee tomorrow.