Rant: I thought that since the kidlets I nanny don't have school today that taking them mini-golfing would be a good idea. How wrong I was. The little one doesn't know how to properly hold/use a golf club, so she just wildly swings it around until she hits the ball. On one such attempt to connect with the ball, she hit me in the chest with her backswing, nearly knocking the wind out of me. It still hurts like a ratface.
Rant: Listening to the Gomer in one of the beds shout "Hey!" over and over at nothing. Sigh.... why won't the hospital let me gag you with 4x4's and silk tape old man. Rant: Crazy lady in another bed... no I will not write for more dilaudid. It's only been 1 hr since the last dose. Also seriously.... do you think I'm gonna fall for this whole "I'm allergic to everything but fentanyl" jibba jabba you are spewing? Rave: 3 Hours until I'm out of here!
Rave: The US is beating Finland 6-0 in the third period. Someone mentioned to me that the US was riding a hot goalie and that they have no offense. Well things have changed. Now we have a hot goalie and a hot offense.
Rant I love my wife but her sense of fashion, and my lack of caring, tend to collide. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to look "presentable". Everything matching. Fuck, why do I have to wear a belt and WHY does it have to match the rest of my outfit? Why the hell do you care what kind of underwear I own? So I found a pack of these at Walmart for adults- I think she had a stroke.
Rant Boring hockey games. First, Canada blows out Russia 7-3 in a game I was really looking forward to. Now, USA is dominating Finland 6-0. (I'm dvr'ing and am only halfway through the second).
Rant: Lost power for about 2 hours. Was pissed I would miss the hockey game. Rave: Night vision goggles. Not military grade ones... I wish. The collectors ones that came with MW2. Still did the trick. Rave: Hockey.
Rave: I got a $100 check in the mail today for doing chair massage for employees at a local bank. Hello drinking money. Rant: I managed to hurt myself at work this morning. I was crossing the belt and misjudged the edge and scraped my thigh across it resulting in a giant bruise. I hurts like a motherfucker. Rave: Going to the closest city to hit the bars with a friend tomorrow night. We're getting together with a bunch of friends I used to work with when I lived there. I'm in need of a night away from this one stoplight town so I can't wait.
Rant: This aquaintance keeps "poking" me on Facebook. What a retarded function, why? And why must he use it? Is he being witty somehow? No, not this one...
Rave: Fried catfish for dinner (sadly, no beer). Made me think of my grandpa. Rant: Thinking of him got me really emotional (he passed away several years ago). It's a rant because I don't want to get teared-up on a Friday evening. Rave: Fantastic day. Work was easy and I'm now I'm gonna put in a few hours tonight in my basement workshop before headed to a party. Life is good.
Rant: My boyfriend is presently stationed on the other side of the world. We thought he'd be able to take leave before his deployment to Afghanistan this summer. His request just got rejected. God bless the Marine Corps!
Rave: Jameson goes surprisingly well with pineapple upside down cake. I guess family get togethers aren't so bad. Rant: I have to be at work at 7:30am. Suckfest.
Rave Good friend starts his true 'professional' MMA career in Las Vegas at the Tuf-N-Nuff promotion vs. Kimo Yadeo in a couple hours. Go Bobby!!!!
RANT: over 6 weeks and my baby is STILL sick. Only now instead of hacking boogers all over the place he's shitting them and refusing to eat, meaning I have to force feed him almost every single bottle. Feel like i'm on the verge of snapping. We've seen 9 doctors and none of them care enough to figure out what the fuck is wrong with him. RAVE: it's Friday.. meaning the husband will be home all weekend so I don't have to deal with this alone. I really think i'd cut someone if it wasn't Friday. Allow me now to drink my frustration away. FUCK.
Rave: Got really drunk last night, woke up this morning, "studied" for my essay midterm for 1 1/2 hours, and aced it. Rave: Spring Break, finally, even though it's early (and still snowing) this year. I need a week of sleeping in every day. Rant: It took me 3 hours to drive 90 miles home earlier. Really??? Unnecessary. It wasn't even snowing too much. It was just so cold that the flakes were freezing pretty much immediately after landing. I-70 was a complete mess. Now my neck, back, and knee are extremely sore. I am in dire need of a massage. Rant: Going to bed before midnight on a Friday, like an old geezer, because I'm too exhausted from the drive to do anything.
Rave: That's what I'm talking about Slovakia and Canada. A game that is interesting for more than 3 minutes.
RAVE: Finally, the end of a hellish week. Dental surgery, and major screwups that had to be fixed at work. Long days, no time to do anything other than walk around like a zombie, and finally I get to drink myself into oblivion.
Rave: Despite my doubts, this messageboard really seems to have survived into a thriving place, still maintaining what loved about the old one. The people working on this have done a really good job, and I'm starting to visit more and more. Rant: This'll probably lead me back into my old habits of spending all my time here. Could do worse I suppose. Especially bad will be my drunken rants that annoyed so many. Rave: My new girlfriend; no idea how I lucked into that one. But she's really cool, and surprisingly hot for a CHUD like me to have hooked up with. Rave: If any of you remember me from the old place, I used to whine about how fat I was. Well, I'm almost at where I want to be, just a small home stretch to my goal. Rant/Rave: Quitting smoking in the coming months, to finally stop by July, if not sooner.I only smoked for less than 2 years, but it's still gonna be a bitch.
Fuck: mav_ian just made me realize that I've been smoking for 5 years, which is a quarter of my life. I'm mostly just a drunk smoker these days (1-2 packs/week) but still, GROSS.
Rave: Girl Talk at LiveCity Yaletown. Fuck does that guy put on one hell of a show. An hour and a half, non-stop. no breaks between songs, nothing. Fireworks at the end were awesome too. And because of Canada's win against Slovakia, downtown was a riot. Everyone was cheering and yelling and just having a good time. Didn't see any problem's starting. Plus, walking around in a half red, half white, "Green Man"-style spandex body suit was a real crowd pleaser. Rant: Gotta finish up a paper tomorrow that's due Tuesday that I've hardly started, because Sunday and Monday are pretty much fully booked for me already. Rave: Canada-USA rematch for the Gold on Sunday. So fucking pumped.