Rant: Work fucking sucked tonight. Usually I like covering this shift but tonight it seemed like any little thing that could go wrong did. Rant: I'm back to my normal shift tomorrow which means I go back in at 4:30am. Fuck me that's a short night. Rave: Normally I don't drink on nights I work early the next day but after tonight, the hell with that. One beer down, popping the top on the second one now. If I keep this up I may regret it in the morning but tonight I don't give a shit.
Rant: I'm at the point where I should just change my drivers license and voter registration to the Friend Zone. This is beyond fucking ridiculous. Rave: Let the Great World Spin by Colum McCann is a great work of fiction.
Rave: Drunk as hell off gin greyhounds. Gin is everything you fucking NEED. I'd put this shit in my Cheerios if I bought cereal. Rant: Drunk as hell off gin because of my back. 28 years old and I have sciatic nerve damage. Imagine living with your lower back filled with jagged rocks. My back muscles start to seize and curl, making me bow like a hunchback. Rave: GIN!
I actually thought of this yesterday... It's oddly quiet around here without him. ------------ Rant: The new man is a cop and got called into work tonight. Rave: We still went out for an awesome dinner before he went in.
Rave: Finally joined the gym at work. I have a home gym but don't feel like spending hundreds buying more weights and shit, plus the gym is free. The girl who works there and gave me the orientation? Hotter than sin. Rant: Married. Rave: Didn't stop me from hitting on her. She was wet. I just know it.
Rant: I would give almost anything to move back to fucking Maui. Why can't the damn university just put the main campus over there instead of on this crap hole.
Rave: Going on 26 straight hours of drinking with no sleep! Rave: Got my first negative rep on this board. Why is that rave? Because it was from the idiot that argued tipping above 15% automatically ruled the server/wait person an entitled asshole. Rave: Got lunch at my usual Wed and Friday watering hole (big German beer haus) from 11:00AM - 4pm bar tender and got a free ~17oz bottle of Schneider Weisse along with a growler of Bell's Hopslam poured from a freshly tapped keg. Rant: My roommates, one of two is my elder brother, are sissies and won't drink till a weekend. Fuck them.
Its 6Am roughly. Woke my brother up for his birthday by yelling "OPA" and throwing a plate on his floor. He is pissed. So thats a Rant
Mega Rant: I fucking hate when people insist on driving ten to 20 km slower than the fucking speed limit. Yes if you speed you're generally a dumb fuck who is going to end up plastered red, white and bits of car all over either the road another vehicle or some fucking tree. Thats you're fucking issue. But why do you other assholes have to go slower than the posted speed limit on a straight road in sunny conditions with no one anywhere near you slowing me down to a fucking snails pace. Has happened to me on a daily basis in the last few weeks and I'm fucking sick of it.
If y'all can get a name/address on him, I can go see if he's alive. I think I'm about an hour and a half from him... maybe less.
Rave: Three episodes left on Season 3 of Lost. I started this (season 1) on Saturday. I'm fairly proud of myself for having absolutely no life besides working out and work. Super Rave: Pub and Putt tourney coming up on Saturday. Tourney starts at noon, we'll start drinking at 10:00 am or so, and we hop to all the bars in downtown Minneapolis. My team is going dressed as Happy Gilmore. I'm the caddy so I have to find a wig and beard but that shouldn't be too hard. It was a shit show last year, and it will probably be even crazier as more of our friends have signed up as well. Rant: I won't get to watch any more Lost on Saturday. Rant: I still don't have any leads and I lose my job in a 5 weeks. I really hope I can get something by then.
Rave: Last night at the campus bar, there was one Russian fan. He was cheering them on and shit the whole game. Banner, jersey, flag on the back, full force. Minding his own business, in the last minute of the game when there was the stop in play, the bouncers grabbed him and dragged him out of the bar, with everyone looking at him chanting "Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!" It was fucking awesome. The guy was stunned. Rave: Went to a chick's house after the game... icing on the cake of that win. Rant: Classes today. Assignment tomorrow by midnight. Just want the weekend to come so I can drink. Even though I've been drunk the past two nights anyway. Rave: $20 cheque from the school for the city busses going on strike last term. Cheque, meet my liquor habit.
Apparently, after deciding that Colonel Reb, their Confederate soldier mascot, was a bit....'insensitive,' Ole Miss is having a poll to replace him. Who's winning? ADMIRAL ACKBAR. I love the Internet sometimes. Edit: the URL tag on this site hates me. Here you go. No it doesn't....but I sure do. And you know why. Buttfart. EDIT: SHEGIRL STOP NINJA-EDITING MY POSTS SO THAT IT LOOKS LIKE I'M TALKING TO MYSELF, YOU ELDERLY AMAZONIAN WHORE.
Rant: Got very drunk last night and posted all over facebook. I sent a link to the "Special Poetry Jam" to a girl who has a sister with Down's Syndrome. Guess I'll never have sex with her now. Rave:Woke up from what appears to a be a few hours of sleep, I remember being up past sunrise, and I am fucking hammered. Shower beers! Rant/Rave?! I have some plates that I hate. They're ugly, undersized and scratch from knives too easily. Apparently I broke 2 of the 6 last night. There is a frozen pizza smeared on the kitchen tile, surrounded by shards of ceramic. Wow was I fucked up. At this point its just a game of hilarity
Rant: I go to said University, and things are quickly getting out of hand. What started as a really funny joke has sort of turned into a serious effort to have the Admiral elected as our official mascot. Dear God, let's hope that doesn't happen. While it's been funny as hell, I would have serious doubts about having him as my alma mater's official mascot. It's been fun, Admiral, but your time is up. Go away now.
Rant- Legislators in California pushing through a bill that would allow a "cuss-free" week in the golden state. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/25/california-state-legislature-vote-cuss-free-week-resolution/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02 ... esolution/</a> This is why I DEPISE politicians. Are you fucking kidding me? California is not in a budget crisis. A budget crisis has a chance of success. They're fucking beyond bankrupt. But why worry about that? Let's pass some bullshit law that does nothing for no one except to waste tax payer's money. Fuck this shit, I'm moving to Canada with the rest of you.
Boner dead at age 41. It says something about me as a person when the first mental image I had when reading this was that of an old lady dressed in black, sobbing, "My Boner is gone, oh dear God in heaven, my little Boner is gone."
Rave: I'm spending a quiet evening with The Dude. I wish I had some Kaluha so I could make a White Russian, that's all I would need to make the night more enjoyable. I fucking love this movie.
Rave: 8:30 class canceled tomorrow and paper due date pushed back from the start of class to 3PM. Fuck yeah celebrating tonight!