Rant: busiest sunday we've had in ages, which would've been fine if I'd had someone I could depend on, who didn't make more work for me. Yes, it does take more skill to pour a good bitter but describing pouring a larger as "you pretty much put the glass down and let it fill up" pisses me the fuck off. No wonder I have to sort out so many dud pints for this dickhead. And the guy just doesn't listen to people at all, I want to hurt him. Rave: bitch-fight! One woman kicking off, some guy is shouting at her "it's not my fault if your boyfriend sleeps around", and then some other woman chips in "and you've got chav earrings", the woman dove for the other one. Fuck the cheating boyfriend, chav earrings is apparently the worst insults ever. Bitches be crazy.
Rant: Learned "Are you fucking kidding me? I'm not drunk, I was texting" is not an appropriate response to redneck deputies in small counties. Also learned to make sure all speeding tickets are paid in case license might be suspended and you get a neat little tour of shit small county jail. So much for not having to go to court in 2009. Rave: Yeah, about that......
Rave: Had 1,000+ kids show up to our Fall Carnival Trunk or Treat event. Awesome time. Rant: After resetting the pins 1,000+ times for pumpkin bowling, I will not be walking or fucking without A LOT of discomfort.
Rave- Had a super sweet weekend. Both Cincinnati teams won and I got some action last night. Rant- My dui trial starts tomorrow barring a continuation. The worst outcome is the standard 3 days in the Talbert house and probation. Honestly the worst part is the constant shitty anticipation and it'll be a huge relief just to have the shit over with. My lawyer is upbeat but just had to tell some jury horror stories when I met with him yesterday.
RAVE: Moved into the new house this weekend. It is totally sweet. RANT: No cable or internet yet. It'll probably be a week or so till we get that taken care of. RAVE: Unforgiven DVD and cell phone internet. RANT: I am still hungover from last night. This sucks. RAVE: McDonalds angus bacon cheeseburger. That thing is huge and awsome.
Rave: Went out with the wife last night, got wasted, had fun with some friends. Got laid, too. Rant: Wife got very sick and became extremely hung over. Rave: I never (knock on wood) get hung over. Ever. Rant: Had to take care of her, instead Rave: Didn't have to go see her crazy-ass family today, and could use her hangover as my excuse Rant: Had to watch my team (the bears) get absolutely fucking demolished Rave: Won in fantasy football anyway. Very up-and-down weekend, but overall I think it went well.
RAVE: My boys are back on top. World Series, bitches!!! Whooohooo! RANT: I'm living in Phillies country. I've always had baseball enhance my sex life. Now, with this series, there's in nothing but a hinder to it. Damn!!! RANT: Have to teach children in five hours and I'm currently hyped up and wasted. Oh my. But... RAVE: My students full well expect me to be out of it tomorrow. They're the best kids ever, even if they are Phillies fans. RAVE: Going to New York on Wednesday just to drink in home territory for Game One. I can't wait. Will I bring the fuckbuddy? Not sure. He's so die-hard Phillies that even angry sex tonight was out of the question. Wah! RANT: Having too much heart invested that I am not going out for the seven games with any of my friends. I love my friends and my boys too much to let a wedge drive between us so at home I will stay until furhter notice. RAVE: Let's go Yankees! Edit: RAVE: Just realized, no rep points. . .so fuck yeah!!! Go boys!!!
RAVE A good mate went overseas for 4-5 months this year to Europe, and came back about a month ago. Whilst there, he made friends with a Swedish guy, who arrived in Australia last week, for a years holiday. Swedish guy's name is Krille (Chris). He put a few advertisements up on the Internet looking for somewhere to live, providing some details (age, job) etc. He also put up a photo, and left his phone number for contact details. On Sunday Chris got a message, with someone replying to his advertisement, asking if he "wanted to have some fun". We thought it was pretty sleezy, and had a good laugh about it, thinking Chris would realise the obvious potential for getting date raped by a obese 50 year old woman. Apparantely the Swedish don't care for such, and Chris continued to message the woman, arranging to met at hers later that day. This woman (chinese) only had one request. Her husband could watch while Chris fucked her. We laughed. And laughed. And laughed. Fucking sleezy chinese couple want Chris to fuck the wife while the husband sits in the corner and watch. Me and friend left to go to the pub, and thought that would be the end of it, not even thinking Chris would even message the Chinese lady back again, let alone take them up on their offer. Until a solid 6-7 hours later Chris calls my mate, and he's just left the house. He did it. I see Chris tonight. I have so many questions.
Rant: Midterm Thursday and another one next Monday. Yes, after Halloween. Rant: No day off of work until Turkey Day, and even then, I have to work the following day. No other days off until December 22, when I go to the 713 to see the family. Rave: Wild, wild next couple of months coming up. I can't wait to see the lady in whatever dress(es) she has planned for the upcoming weddings and parties in November/December.
Rant Homework and bitch ass math teachers who still want to see your "work" on tests. Sorry lady I'm smart enough to know the negative sign means multiply by negative one. Rave My girlfriend swallows, and she pays for half of everything.
RAVE: I got my old weekend DJ gig back. Its nice to be earning some side money while living off the government and going back to school. Last weekend went well, and this weekend should be the shit with the annual Halloween party.
RANT: UFC - 104 Judges bullshit decision call between Machida vs. Shogun Couldn't believe it. Welcome to the Machida ERROR. RAVE: Raining. Getting paid at work to watch Entourage and browse the interweb.
PMSing like a big fat hen. My breasts feel like they're going to explode. Could kill someone with my bare hands.
Rave: XKCD is honoring the closing of geocities today. That shit takes me back to the good old days of Web 1.0
all it needed was the site to play the sound of a dial up modem connecting to the net. RaveGot an interview on thursday for a sales job. Not the greatest of jobs, or the best of money either but I'll be making a hell of a lot more than I am doing now RantHowever this means I'll have even less time to spend being the 'distributor' of this cookbook I edited and currently peddling so it means I've got to put up with irate and incomprehensible calls from the author Rave She lives in india so her number is pretty identifiable when it comes up on my caller ID
Rave: My company's new game was released today! This is the first game I worked on when I was hired in September of last year, and now it's actually on store shelves. (Yes, I know approximately zero percent of this board belongs to the demographic it targets. I don't care.)
RANT: My buddy's and I just went to Philly for the night and it was $35 To fucking PARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAVE: The Phillies are in the series against the Evil Empire, you have to love it.
Rant: My ex's auto-immune disease is acting up big time. Things didn't end that great for us, but I still feel bad for her. She doesn't deserve to have to deal with this. Rant: So much homework to do tomorrow.
Rant: This is probably a "no shit" for the older and wiser people, but i tried to be a nice person and extend the Olive Branch to an ex and failed. I was welcomed with tears and being chewed out for things that happened a while ago. At least I made the effort to play nice, but I probably won't do that again with future exes. Rave: I'm not sure what highly religious people would say about my Halloween costume, but I think St. Tebow is going to be a hit.