Rave: Leaving for Europe tomorrow. Sweden, Latvia, Germany, Hungary, Belgium, England, Denmark and Norway. Should be a pretty interesting trip. Bigger Rave: I can finally get away from all this Olympic bullshit. Hey, I have nothing against the Olympics...but the way Vancouver has completely bumbled the whole thing is getting ridiculous. One such example - there will be 300,000 extra bodies in the city for 2 weeks, and our government won't even run our transit services all night. Bars close at 2...Skytrain stops running just before that. There's going to a be a whole lot of confused drunks downtown. This is a rave because I won't have to deal with any of it! Minor Rant: I'm out of Dos Equis. Oh well, it's probably for the best...being hungover tomorrow would suck.
RAVE: Off since Monday due to the "storm of the century." I'm not sure how they really classify that since we're only ten years into the century, but fuck it, I'll take six days off even if it means teaching until July. RANT: A literal prisoner in my home. Damn plow didn't do such a great job on my neighborhood and while all my friends live in the city, they're all walking to our stumble bars while I'm stuck at home. And I love snow-day drinking. It's why I went to the Cuse...well, kinda. Wah. RAVE: Stocked up on liquor before the storm, including Kettle One and some random Italian cranberry-lime soda. It's an incredible combination. As long as my friends keep calling me, I'm not technically drinking alone. Right?! RAVE: Have done laundry, cleaned like a motherfucker, read a few good books, and tomorrow am working on my resume and applications to get out of my current school. Thank you, Mother Nature. RAVE: Friends who you've known for forever who can still surprise you. Not with presents and flowers, but with real, sound advice, and parts of themselves you never knew existed. I'm completely impressed with the fact that I've ignored tons of peoples advice/opinions and kept some of my friends around for so long. They've proved their worth tenfold over the course of the past couple of weeks. Well done. My friends rock. And I'm loving saying "well, so-and-so says..." and it getting a shocked reaction from a few of my girls. It's priceless.
RANT: why the fuck isn't there a weekend drunk thread yet. My roommate just bought a pack of Carlsberg Elephant and holy shit.
RANT: Just because it's raining, does not mean you must drive 45 mph in the left lane on the highway. Despite the conditions, I will still tailgate you if you do this. I know my breaks work and I've got new tires. Also, my exit is further than yours, I promise. RAVE: I get to work from home tomorrow. Helloooo breakfast beer!
Rave: I'd pay some fucking solid money to get put in a situation where I could hit on Linda Cardellini. Not to bang her, because I ain't no John. I mean she's what, 35 or something, I'm a young strapping piece of meat. I think I stand a chance. Ever since Freaks and Geeks I've had a crush on her. I was in Windsor, Canada a few years ago and saw a girl that looked like a little less attractive version of her and fell all over myself rushing to hit on her. She was more than slightly annoying, but I stuck it out, convinced my friends to let her and her friends come out with us to stupid clubs, and ended up sealin' the deal. It was heavenly. In the near pitch black lighting of the room I could easily pretend it was her. Rant: Like any lustful crush on a celebrity, I will never have a shot.
Rave: watching Band of Brothers. Drunk. I'd post this on the dunk thread but Chater is off his game. FUCK! Chep wine. God dmmmit!
RAVE: Liking this Olympics thing more and more... swarms of women at the pub tonight, all in an especially giving mood. A quick dinner turned into a hell of a night for me and my friend. RANT: Passing out on his couch. Work tomorrow. No fresh clothes. RAVE: Worth it.
RANT: There is nothing that pisses me off more than flakiness. I fucking hate flakiness with enough passion to kill six grown elephants. Rave: I'm drunk as a motherfucker. Tonight's party was awesomely intoxicating, I won 3 out of 4 games of beerpong, and I was first in the hot tub with 4 women. Rant: The insanely hot chick flaked on me for tomorrow night's party Rave: I told her to go fuck herself. I don't take that shit from anyone, I don't care how hot you are. FUCK. YOU. Rave: The chick hosting tomorrow night's party has been giving me fuck-me eyes for a while, so I've probably got an easy shot of blowing a load deep inside her. Plus it's an anti-valentines party full of single people, so I won't be short of options. Rave: I'm drunk as a motherfucker. Rant: I'm horny as a motherfucker. Rave: I was making a good impression with the chicks at the party, they told me i had a "friendly face" which is a first, and we were getting on damn well. There was also a dumbass making a fool of himself all night, at one point I saved his ass from drowning and the girls were all impressed. Rant: They were gone soon after and I didn't get a chance to invite them to the anti-valentines party.. Rave: I got a different girl's number and we're hanging out sunday night regardless. Rave: I'm drunk as fuck. Rant: There's no thread for drunkenness outside the weekends. I wanna fucking ramble (although I think that's what I may have been doing already) Rave: Today's Thursday. I still need to drink Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. There's a lot of potential left in this weekend, especially since it hasn't even really started yet. Rant?Rave?: The R&R thread has just informed me that hte Olympics are going on. 10 minutes ago I had no idea this was ture. I assume it's true because I read it on TiB's R&R thread. THANKS GUYS
Rave: Great week for sales. I love that the government is giving huge rebates/incentives to manufacturing companies that are upgrading their production equipment to keep work here in the US. Uncle Sam might as well just send the checks straight to me. Rave: For the first time in a looooooooooooooong time I had no issues with my travels even though I flew through the clusterfuck that is the Mid-Atlantic region. I hated Continental airlines for so long but they seem to have their shit together. Plus my membership is still good at their President's club which is a nice perk on long layovers. Rant: No new snow here in New England. What. The. Fuck. I feel bad for the people in PA/MD because you fuckers aren't use to it and some of your towns don't have snow plows but I'd gladly take half your snow off your hands. Skiing on ice sucks. Rave: A guy is dropping off a Winnebago at my storage facility today that's worth $500k. (How?) I had to fax him documentation showing him my insurance was up to par before he'd agree to store it with me. Had to shuffle 9 cars, 2 boats, and another lesser Winne to make room but he's paying me $1,100 cash a month to store it till June so why the fuck not. I'm really curious what makes a Winnebago worth half a mil. If there's a gold plated toilet I'm using it.
RANT: Had an awesome weekend away with the wife planned, and this morning my daughter starts complaining about an earache and her throat is sore... My wife won't leave her if she's sick, and all our plans could go down the drain. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK. RANT: Georgia might get 4 flakes of snow, and everyone is going retarded. People, it isn't the end of the world. Continue your lives as you would and don't act like mentally challenged 12 year olds. PLEASE. RANT: Internet at the house is fucked, and the tech couldn't make it out til tomorrow morning, but I am sure "WINTER STORM 5000" will push that back.
Rave: Just reading this has prompted a Freaks and Geeks marathon today. Rant: I found out yesterday that one of the few friends I hang out with regularly that also lives in this little town may be moving this summer. I'm going to have to find a new drinking buddy. Rave: It's the weekend and I have nothing planned except going to the bar tomorrow night and drinking at home the rest of the time.
RAVE: Snow in Atlanta. This reminds me of living up north, snowmobiling, and skiing. I always have great memories when it snows, but I'm still damn glad that I live in a warm climate. RAVE: The Funny Rep Comments thread has really been picking up. What's on there today made me laugh as hard as anything on TiB so far. RANT: Not a damn thing. I even accepted that football is finished for the year.
Rant: Jesus, turns out that this Colonel used to be friends with Paul Bernardo back in University. They graduated together. That is pretty messed up. For the Americans on this board, Paul Bernardo is probably Canadas more infamous Serial Killer. Here is his Wiki page http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Bernardo Rave: Its a Friday of a long weekend and I have a 28 of beer for me tonight and tomorrow. Life is good. Oh and the Olympics start tomorrow Rant: RIP to the Georgian Luger that died today. I saw the video before they took it down and it was pretty bad.
Rant/Rave/????/WTF: My ex just messaged me on facebook to tell me she is going to call me tomorrow and it's super important that we talk. Way to totally fuck with my head. What does that even mean? This can't be good. Or maybe it is. I haven't talked to her since like Halloween. (Luckily we haven't fucked since last winter so it can't be that kind of important.) I'm confused. The weirdest thing is I had a bizarre dream that she was involved in last night. Like really bizarre. My subconscious is weird. Rave: Case of Yuengling to help me not dwell on this for the rest of the night.
Rave/Rant: A friend I used to work with just invited me on a spring break trip to Vegas. I would abso-fucking-lutely love to go, but I'm pretty broke right now. I'm pretty sure I could swing the flight and hotel costs, but not sure how much I would have to waste once we got there. Not to mention that I doubt my husband would be too keen on the idea. Right now I'm scheming and trying to figure out a way to make it happen. I'm so excited about the idea that I may just have to come up with the money and do it regardless.
Rave: Minus Brian Adams, I'm proud as hell to be Canadian after watching the opening ceremonies for the Olympics. God keep our land indeed.