Rant: dehydrated and shivering under 3 blankets, red ring on the XBox, and need to buy another $130 book for a business writing class. It may be the most useless class I've ever had to take.
Rave: Going to go see both Joe Rogan and k-os in March Rave: Two slices of french toast with ham and melted cheese in the middle and maple syrup on the top is delicious.
Rant: The caffeinated effects of Monster energy drinks apparently last for more than 3-ish hours, and now I can't sleep. Rave: Jim Beam!!!!
Rant: Come from work today to find someone had broken into our house. Broke in through the kitchen window. They stole the Wii, PS3, all our games, and funnily enough, my gym bag. Ransacked our bedroom and left our balcony doors open. We have kittens and it was so lucky they didn't run away Semi-Rave: They left all my jewellery, which also included some sentimental pieces that belonged to my Grandparents. Semi-Rave: We have new for old insurance. And they don't sell 40gb PS3s any more...meaning we should get a new 120gb playstation.
Rant: White Death Part Deux is upon us. Another six to twelve inches expected on top of the 6 to 8 inches we got this past weekend. The county is on a Level 1 Snow Emergency already. Soooo ready for spring. Rave: Snow day! Woo!
RANT: White Death Part Deux is upon us. Another ten to twenty inches expected on top of the 28.6 inches we got this past weekend. At this rate, it will be the snowiest season in Philadelphia history (we need nine inches to break the current record). RANT: Fuck you, Al Gore, fuck you in your motherfucking face. Where the fuck is that global warming I was promised?
Rave: Once I finish my paper tonight I'll be done with schoolwork until the next wave starts up in 2 weeks or so. And I got the two questions I was prepared for on my test today. Nice.
Rant: I'm at a school full of fucking idiots. Rave: I get to laugh at a school full of fucking idiots. Examples: Girl: "Professor, the outline isn't clear, is the exam on Feb 11th and covering stuff until Feb 23rd or is the exam on the 23rd on stuff until the 11th?" ________________________ Girl 1: "Like, oh my god, we haven't gone to subway in like forever." Girl 2" "Oh my god, like, I was just thinking like the exact same thing. Like we need to like hang out at subway more." And then there was the guy who was standing at a urinal with his hands on his hips yesterday.... It's just an endless abundance of stupid.
Rave: Campus is closing at 1:30pm because of the snow! Rant: I've been done with class since 11:50am. Bitch move.
Rave: Spent the day visiting my sister. She's expecting and had an ultrasound today, she found out she's having a girl. Looks like I'll have a little niece in June.
rant: I am actively and willingly making a poor life decision. She's fucked 3 of my friends, is batshit crazy, yet here I am responding to her texts and calls. I am a weak, broken man... rave: Whatever, don't have any real obligations except a homework assignment due Thursday so I'll just minimize my time spent sober this week. Off to the bar!
Rave: My Gram Gram texted me today. Rave: She asked for my address, which means she is sending me something. I am crossing my fingers for cookies. Super Giant Rave: This bad boy arrived in the mail the other day. I am now the proud owner of a bad-ass raccoon phone.
Rant/Rave: Got a prescription for Cymbalta this morning (for pain, not depression). Have my fingers crossed it actually works and the side effects aren't too nasty. Because everything I read about coming off it is not good.
Rant/Rave: Fucked for one of my courses royally, gotta drop it tomorrow. But I need it to move on next year. Now I gotta waste my day tomorrow getting special permission instead of studying for my exam tomorrow night.
Rave: Just came to the realization that I'm staring at an inanimate hunk of plastic, glass, and silicon. However, if I were to have never purchased said hunk of inorganic (OK, yes ghettoastronaut, plastic is a carbon polymer, which means it's technically organic. Would you LET me finish my sentence? Thanks.) material, and had I not spent so many hours of my life staring at it and touching it trillions of times in the same places over and over again, my life would have been very, very different. I can't expand on that much further, because unfortunately this is a point at which I could take the discussion pretty much anywhere and everywhere, so instead of typing a 70-page exploration of every possible path my life could have taken, or failed to have taken, if I had not spent so much time staring at, and repetitively poking this amalgam of plastic, glass, and silicon I shall simply say: God damn. Edit: Also "Screw Flanders"