RAVE: Got 6 permanent piercings in a single sitting on the weekend. 3*14ga, 20mm barbells for a Jacobs ladder and a 14ga frenulum piercing and 2 16ga horizonta nipple bars RANT: Couldn't get jewellery for the labret and hit pain threshold at the oral frenulum cutting we had planned and wussed out. RAVE: So shiny! RANT: So fucking uncomfortable! And instructions from the piercer to try not to get a hard on for 4 weeks. Immediately prior to her molesting my wife. Bitch.
Rant: Took a puck in the wrist at hockey tonight. Can't close my hand. Rave: The puck hit my left wrist - i'm right handed for the most part.
Rave: I know Frebis and Ballsack will hate this, but I am so happy for the Saints. Great game plan, Coach! What an awesome game.
Rave: Oh when the Saints go marching in (to Miami) THEY WIN THE MOTHERFUCKING SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually hate the city (and it's residents) more than the team. The Saints won me over with excellent coaching, and it was really hard to hate Drew Breeze as well as he played. I'm not going to call myself a Saints fan, but god Damn did they look awesome.
Shitty petty RAVE: Working in a bar in Indiana, I have many regulars who come in and tout the damn Colts all day long. So just because I am a mean spirited bastard, GO SAINTS!!!!! Many, MANY, shit talking sessions will begin with the phrase, "Oh did you happen to see that Manning pick in the fourth? Wasn't that just the funniest thing!" It is sad how excited I am for this.
Rant: University of Queensland medicine is a fucking joke. They'll tell you it's "self directed" which really means "teach yourself medicine." Then they have these learning objectives to direct your learning. Except they don't direct shit. But how could I be confused with a learning objective like "Describe the anatomy of the limbs"? Blow me.
MEGA RAVE: That chick? Sat next to me tonight at the library. I started a conversation and, long story short, we are fucking drinking and going to a motherfucking anti-valentines day party on Friday. My life is so fucking awesome right now. Edit: Rave: A guy sitting two seats over just high fived me and said "Dude! That chick was fucking hot! I don't know how you do it man, I don't even have the balls to talk to those chicks" I responded "Yeah, that's the problem right there" and he laughed and agreed. Fucking. Kick. Ass.
Don't bother reading the spoiler unless you're a soccer fan. Spoiler RANT: Arsenal lost to Chelsea 2-0. That one effectively kills off any chance for winning the Premier League title. Well done Wenger! Your stunning inability to attract a defensive midfielder with some fucking grit is going to perenially cost Arsenal the title. Remember the last title you won? You had Patrick Vieira in midfield - all of 6 foot 3 and extremely strong. Now who do you have? Tiny Fabregas, and the waifish Diaby, who looks like he could blow over in any wind condition, and usually does. Sure, Denilson has his moments, but, again, he is NOT a big guy and cannot be expected to compete with Chelsea's exceptionally tough midfielders (Ballack, the horse that is Essien, Lampard, etc.). Please get a fucking goalie and a few fullbacks too, since Clichy is useless (responsible for both goals) and Eboue is... I can't actually think of something nasty enough to accurately convey my hatred for that useless waste of space. A decent, proven striker would be nice. too - Eduardo is too injury-prone to be considered a starter and also has long periods with little to no form to his play. RANT: STILL no broadband. I'm actually over this, and about 3 days off from cancelling it entirely. It has worked for ONE night in THREE WEEKS. I can't be the only one thinking that is completely useless? No, it's not the router. RAVE: I'll be buying myself a new external hard drive tomorrow and then spending most of my evening ripping my movie DVD's and putting them on said hard-drive.
Rave: Made chili for Superbowl. It was probably the best batch I've ever made. I ate lots of it and washed it down with about a gallon of beer. Rant: I converted the bathroom here at work into a biohazard containment area. It's excruciatingly terrible. I couldn't even stand to be in there for too long. Rant: Since I spent yesterday making chili and drinking beer with my friends, I didn't go to the grocery store to buy stuff to bring a lunch to work. But I had a bunch of chili left over. Operating under the, "But it's so good" principle, I braved the beast once again about 20 minutes go. Delicious as it was, I can already feel it conspiring against me from the inside. Rave: I'll be back at home base in 4 hours. Hopefully I'll make it that long.
Rant: Why is windows the biggest, steamiest pile of shit on earth? JUST PRINT MY FUCKING WORK. I've printed from you before, my Mac, and linux computers print from you, but apparently you have to ask the magical fucking Windows genie to grant your print wishes in order to print a single page text document. Jesus fuck.
Rave: Grand time in Mexico. Rant: A maid, or someone, has been jacking cash. I am missing $100 bill, as is my nephew. LAME!!!
Rant: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/cfb-trenton-commander-charged-in-two-deaths/article1459994/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/nat ... le1459994/</a> Girl 30 mins away from me went missing a week or so ago. They found her dead yesterday apparently dumped in a ditch. Turns out it was a Colonel and the commander of CFB Trenton that kidnapped and killed her. He's also charged with killing another woman back in October as well as a couple break ins and sexual assaults. I live out in the country and this shit just doesn't happen here. Rave (giving the circumstances): At least they found her and her family can move on now. Edit: And this guy also carried the Olympic Torch when it was in Trenton a couple months back.
Rave: Got back from South East Asia on friday and had a fucking awesome time. Spent six weeks traveling around Thailand, Cambodia and Vietnam. Got fucked up at the Full Moon party at Koh Phangan, went diving with reef and bull sharks, rode an elephant, held a monkey, drank cheap beer and vodka/whiskey buckets, saw the killing fields and S21 prison, went to Angkor Wat temples, had minimal diarrhea and only vomited once, went to the Cu Chi Tunnels, shot an AK47, went to the war remnants museum in Saigon (managed to not get killed by the crazy motorcyclists in Saigon), and had an all round great time. Rave: Caught up with some friends yesterday and got drunk and watched the superbowl. Rave: Super 14 rugby starting again this weekend, my team the blues look pretty good. Rant: Ali Williams' stupid fucking Achilles tendon.
Rant: So the search is tomorrow and I'll be the one to stay home and be around when the inspector is here. I'm probably overthinking it and should just relax but I'd be a liar if I didn't say I was fucking anxious. We've got a lot of stuff moved out of the upper level of the house (where three roommates live) and it looks fine but irregardless I don't want to deal with questions or anything. I just want this to be over with and have a house to live in without facing eviction. Rave: Was with the girlfriend this past weekend. Good times. Rant: Driving from Lincoln back up to Minneapolis was the absolute worst drive I've ever had to deal with. What usually takes me 6 1/2 hours took 8 1/2. There were parts of I-35 north of Des Moines where I was driving 30 mph and staying in the middle of the highway when nobody was around for the sake of staying on the road. Fucking sucked.
Rave: Wrote my second "good" essay (on the human condition, non-academic). I'm becoming a better writer. Rant: The comedy well is dry, my scriptwriting revisions are far behind schedule. I know it'll come one day but damn, it sucks now. Rave: TheVirgin is no longer TheVirgin which also signifies that it was my first time having sex in a long time. So, yay! Rant: Deflowering a woman fucking sucks. Ugh. My sheets... my sheets... Rave-turned-rant: "Wow it's really big!" "Heh, thanks" "Get it... the FUCK OUT OF ME- IT HURTS!" "Holy shit-- oh god, okay, okay, relax"
Rant: To those of you in college, you know that feeling when you have more homework then you even know what to do with, so you end up putting it off forever? That's what I got going on. Philosophy paper on the percieved moral difference between active and passive euthanasia, three english papers (one on native american literature)(one on stephen crane)(one on the emergence of modernism as a literary movement). And some French homework (no-homo) as well. Fuckin A' man. Rave: So I've decided I'm going to watch a little Sopranos; onto season two now, eat a big ole' steak, and then pound this shit out. Of course I have to be at work tomorrow at 7:30 am, I guess that's what coffee is for. Whatevs. Funny: Decent looking chick in one of my classes today was going on and on about hanging out with me at the bar friday night, and how cool and friendly I was, which suprised her because I usually seem like a standoffish dick. Then she mentioned how drunk I seemed. Yeah, I don't remember seeing her at all.