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Random Thread Weekend Drunk! 11/13/09

Discussion in 'Weekly Drunk Threads' started by Blue Dog, Nov 13, 2009.

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  1. Blue Dog

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    Ok kiddos, yall know the drill.

    I'm putting together furniture this evening, so I may be in need of a toddy or two. Then, its football and deer camp the rest of the weekend, sooooooo.... Yay!
     
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    Boss Free Friday. I met a friend and had 3 screwdrivers and a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. I'm way a head of the game. Now I sit here with warm rosy cheeks wondering why I'm not at home. Work blows.

    Deer Camp. Yeah riiight, more like Drink Until You Fall Into the Fire Camp.

    And PS Shouldn't it be Random Weekend Drunk Thread? Are you already drunk?
     
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    Getting started extra earlier this weekend, huh?

    Good news is that its been a good two weeks since my Halloween in Stillwater, throwing up on the side of I-35 debacle, so I should be in good shape for some heavy drinking.
     
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    Fucking THREAD DRUNK WEEKEND! Random? YOU BET YOUR FACE!

    I've had a few chardonneys, what of it?
     
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    Ghei. At least I had real drinks.
     
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    Just so we're clear, "a few" is Cajun for "12 or 13," correct?
     
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    I had a shot and a 6 pack before coming in to work. Started at about 9am.

    Didn't even feel buzzed. What a rip off.
     
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    No, you're thinking of a drunkards dozen.
     
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    Well, let's make at least one thing clear before I cripple myself with alcohol. As BlueDog lives North of the Lake he is not Cajun. Coonass, perhaps, but not Cajun. Most true Cajuns firmly believe that anyone who lives North of I-10 is a Yankee.

    And the kids are in bed, the wife is out, I have a bottle of whiskey, and hopefully BlueDog will come on here and call me a Chalmatian in an oft-repeated joke none of you will understand.
     
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    just started crackin keystones... ten dollar all you can drink later, getting ready.
     
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    WALTER BOASSO IS A DICKHEAD!

    I'm with you though, I don't know how many times I've said that I'm not Cajun, but you know how it is. Louisiana=Cajun. They are one in the same to most people. Hell, I lived with real Cajuns from Ville Platte and Eunice in college, and those motherfuckers are insane. To be fair though, there is a house in Nola named after my family on Esplanade. We weren't Northshorians until my grandfather moved up here back in the day.

    I was actually going to take it easy tonight because I have a big day tomorrow, but the funiture I got had broken pieces, so I made up for it by drinking a bottle of wine.

    Oh, hello Vodka! Whiskey is out of town at the moment at the hunting camp waiting for me to come see her, so what brings you here? Oh wait, stop! Its inappropriate what you are doing! I can't cheat of Whiskey! That does feel good though...

    Sip.

    EL EDITO- I sat down earlier to watch "Crash".
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    This movie is fucking stupid. I'm putting on something good now like Kill Bill or Lonesome Dove.
     
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    If that vodka happens to be Grey Goose, I may have to hunt you down. Grey Goose is the ultimate in marketing bullshit that managed to snow an entire population into believing it is the best thing in the world simply because it was so expensive. The guy that invented it is also responsible for importing Jagermeister to this country.

    Having once thrown up a viscous black paste as a result of Jagermeister that man can never be forgiven.

    Also it's French.
     
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    What, you don't like Goose and mixers?
     
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    And since we're playing the oneupsmanship game (at least we're playing now) there is a street at West Point named after my family. The Yankee side, to be sure, but still.
     
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    Fuck Goose, its Fris! $16.99 a handle at Acquistapaces!

    If I'm drinking good vodka, Titos is the go to.

    FUCK I JUST SPILLED MY LAST GLASS OF WINE! AAARRRRRRRR!!!

    West Point, huh? That's pretty cool actually. Yankee as all hell and you never get to make fun of the Northshore being up north again, but really cool none the less.
     
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    Dah nah nuh nuh nuh nuh na TEQUILA!!!!

    On another note, the 6 beers earlier were BudLite golden wheat. They make me fart. A lot.
     
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    Have you ever met a tequila sommeriliereere? Cause I know a good one who I could introduce you to.

    Some. Lee. Air.

    This ia STILL fucking me up. Summer leah ra!

    Ooooo! Wizard of Oz is on! That little girl's dreams were fucked up!
     
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    I actually hate tequila. I hate it so much I am trying to drink all the tequila in the world to save everyone.

    I am working on seeing every film in the AFI 100 best, except for that one.

    Fuck the Wizard
     
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    The Wizard of Oz is great if you are stoned and you sync it up with Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon".
     
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    Re: Random Weekend Drunk Thread! 11/13/09

    At 11:30 am today, we had a meeting at work. We're all being cut back to 4 days a week, and the only person I trusted enough around that place to call a friend, got laid off. I'm currently contemplating my future, drinking beer #6, and waiting for Flashpoint to come on at 10. Maybe it's time to go see that recruiter next week.
     
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