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Discussion in 'Permanent Threads' started by Supertramp, Oct 20, 2009.

  1. toytoy88

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    Click at the risk of making your dick shrivel:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/Reallifestories/pauline-potter-has-lost-7-stone-thanks-to-marathon-sex-sessions.aspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.closeronline.co.uk/RealLife/ ... sions.aspx</a>

    Uh...yeah.
     
  2. Juice

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    <a class="postlink" href="https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://mobile.twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch</a>

    A guy tweets his elderly fathers search queries. Pretty good novelty account.
     
  3. Stealth

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    The real King of England is an Aussie.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.abroadintheyard.com/real-king-of-england-dies-in-australia-true-royal-lineage-which-would-have-changed-british-history/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.abroadintheyard.com/real-kin ... h-history/</a>
     
  4. Fusion

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  5. subgeniuschick

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  6. toytoy88

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    I always thought if a story like this appeared I would somehow be involved, I guess I was wrong.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48142414/ns/us_news/#.UABdr5EkT1J" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/48142414/ns ... ABdr5EkT1J</a>

    I must be a horrible person because I found this story funny as hell.
     
  7. Fusion

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    What a fail! They were copied from FB, here are links if anyone was interested:

    Woman eats two pounds of stone per day! - <a class="postlink" href="http://www.luuux.com/entertainment/woman-eats-two-pounds-stone-day" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.luuux.com/entertainment/woma ... -stone-day</a>

    Hidden Portals in Earth's Magnetic Field - NASA - <a class="postlink" href="http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/science-at-nasa/2012/29jun_hiddenportals/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://science.nasa.gov/science-news/sc ... enportals/</a>
     
  8. Trickysista

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  9. CharlesJohnson

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  10. Stealth

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    So, it's no longer enough just to stab someone.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.waspknife.com/index.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.waspknife.com/index.php</a>

    A friend of mine has actually been involved in the banning of these from being imported into Australia.
     
  11. effinshenanigans

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  12. Stealth

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    <a class="postlink" href="http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/8506070/sydney-man-hides-15k-in-oven-wife-cooks-it" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/850 ... e-cooks-it</a>

    I LOL'd at; "He said he believed the cash would be safe in the oven because his wife never used it."
     
  13. ouroboros

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    Apparently I've been living under a rock. How else could I not know that the Octomom made a porn flick?

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/19/octomom-porn-video-trailer-octomom-home-alone_n_1610619.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/1 ... 10619.html</a>

    http://playporn.to/octomom-home-alone/

    Im not too sure about this site..proceed with caution
     
  14. toytoy88

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    Think it's going shitty for you? Think again.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.wkrn.com/story/19159397/mt-juliet-teen-breast-cancer" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.wkrn.com/story/19159397/mt-j ... ast-cancer</a>

    14 years old and having a full mastectomy? Horrible. But it gets worse for this poor girl:

     
  15. Stealth

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    Removed as requested.
     
  16. effinshenanigans

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  17. Stealth

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    A year without food.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/ ... 549931.htm</a>
     
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    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.whptv.com/content/localsports/story/John-Taylor-the-largest-player-in-football-histor/eh2KYiFdxUCfsLtOXLDOeQ.cspx" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.whptv.com/content/localsport ... LDOeQ.cspx</a>

    World's largest football player: 6'11" and 465 pounds.
     
  19. toytoy88

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    I don't even know what to say about this...

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.ebay.com/itm/Haunted-Sex-Slave-Doll-Spirit-Sexually-Active-/140834560099?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item20ca64d863" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.ebay.com/itm/Haunted-Sex-Sla ... 20ca64d863</a>

    I don't know which is worse, the seller for selling this thing or the 29 miscreants that are bidding on it.
     
  20. lust4life

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