How much of my legs am I missing? Below the knee so I can get on cool prosthetics, wheelchair, or a straight up swing hoist because I've nothing below the pelvis?
Addendum to this question.. How much pecker do I get? What I've got now, or a big, impressive pecker?
You get what you've already got. I was going to make this a poll but the why is going to be the most interesting part of your posts.
Is everything else the same in my life? Do I get to be rich in this scenario? Cuz being a rich DAK who can still get off might be a decent existence.
See, this is what I thought most men would say. That has not been the case from the SO or any male here in the office. Interesting. @bewildered nothing else changes in your life. If you do something different after the fact that's good (or not) on you. @Aetius nope. And how dare you. You guys don't forget the why part.
If you had asked me in my teens or 20s- take the legs. Sex was of primary importance through most of my life, which has gotten me in trouble at times. Now? Take the dick. I’m using it less and less as time goes on, and sex isn’t the all-consuming thing it once was. Age, weight gain and declining health all put a dent in the libido.
Nothing below the pelvis? I would rather have legs, easily. I mean, yeah, no sex would be horrendously shitty. But most of us spend a whole lot more time walking than you do having sex - I will defer to Scootah or @downndirty for the other side of that equation. And the older you get, the less important the sex will be and the more difficult it will be to get around without legs. Being 100% wheelchair bound for the rest of your life is pretty limiting. Plus I would imagine that being legless is going to put a damper on your sex life anyway.
1) That was a quote from "Donnie Darko" that I thought would get a laugh out of some of y'all, but no one got it... Sometimes it's like I don't even know you people... 2) Will I still have a sex drive if I lose my genitals? I once mentioned that I had wanted to have sex since I was a child, and didn't even know what "sex" was. (A certain member whose name starts with a "V" and rhymes with "YOLO" red-dotted me for mentioning this in a thread a few years ago, asking "what the fuck is wrong with you?" Fuck you. ) I can only imagine how different my life would be if I hadn't done things to try getting laid. If I you can erase sex from my mind, then I guess I'd take the legs. I'd probably be much more successful.
She girl asked why, it's pretty much this. My wife has two legs. One is pretty fucked up, missing a good bit of her muscle and nerves, and has a giant skin graft scar. She is in a wheelchair for pretty much anything longer than a hobble between rooms in the house. I'm pretty sure she'd give up sex with me and everyone else to ride dirtbikes again, run again, stand for long periods of time again.