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"Put on something sexy, we're going to Red Lobster."

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, Jun 24, 2013.

  1. Revengeofthenerds

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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    i want to bump other threads
     
  3. bewildered

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    You won't stop playing Johnny Cash cassettes in your car and V for Vendetta is stupid.
     
  4. Chellie

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    You and DBandit broke up??
     
  5. Kubla Kahn

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    Blowjob frequency went from 4.3 times per day to 3.8 times per day. Unacceptable.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    When you swung a wine bottle at my head during our anniversary dinner, you went side-arm instead of the overhand smash. I can't be with somebody who isn't in it to win it.
     
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    You said, "I didn't get it", at the end of The Princess Bride.
     
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    You listen to Liszt's Hungarian Rhapsody and say "God, I just love Béla Bartók".
     
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    I can see how this would be a problem, I'd much rather get .3 blowjobs than .8.
     
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    Because these guys have been my "stupid fucking friends" since I was a little kid. How long have we been together?
     
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    -I tell you a family member is dying. You shrug and go on to tell me about how the girl in your class is a bitch.

    -You get incredibly drunk, let the rugby team run the train on you so hard that your pussy needs reconstructive surgery.

    -You have never seen Back to the Future, Indiana Jones, or any other classic movie heavily ingrained in American pop culture, then tell me they "sound stupid."
     
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    You got really angry and chastised me for "not getting my money's worth" at Olive Garden during their unlimited soup/salad/breadsticks deal.

    You borrowed a cock ring from your dad.
     
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    Your father randomly slapped your ass and you giggled.
     
  14. Chellie

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    You were so into squirting that you gave me performance anxiety.
     
  15. Crown Royal

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    You think Batman movies are profound explorations on human condition.
     
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    You still think high school accomplishments mean something and you're over the age of 22.
     
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    You want to watch a Journey documentary and sing along with it when we come home from the bar.
     
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    You got your period.

    Just before our weekend away.
     
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    Dick Cheney gives a commencement speech at our university and you had no idea who he is.


    You decide to stop shaving your vagina and it grows into a thicket bush of odor.
     
  20. Kubla Kahn

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    We're fucking through!