There are generally two places that I spend most days. Either my office at school, or in my apartment. I imagine most people have a similar arrangements. Unfortunately, I have been blessed to have absolute lunatics for neighbors in both of these places. I don't feel safe anywhere. My next door office neighbor I have posted about if some of you remember. She is an international student from China. This girl talks and talks and talks. She has no sense of boundaries. She frequently comes barreling into my office, grabs my box of goldfish and starts asking me ridiculous questions while munching away. The questions are the most difficult things to answer. Things like "how do you define friendship?" and "In America, when you have a boyfriend or girlfriend is it common to have sex with them?" She is also a complete slob. Our offices are typically for 2 people each. Her officemate has abandoned the office because she took over the entire thing. The floor is littered with all sorts of disgusting snacks. Her diet is absolutely horrifying. Nothing but chocolate, candy, microwaved noodles, snack cakes, etc. Everything she touches is immediately greasy. She also has no sense of privacy. One time she was in my office and I left to throw something away and I came back and she was reading my e-mails. Not even something I had left up, she clicked on the Gmail tab and clicked on a message and was reading it. She has also taken my phone out of my hands and started reading my text messages. Friday morning I was very busy studying so I locked my door and put my headphones in to focus. She knocked on the door over and over. When I didn't answer she sent me a message telling me to open up. I let her in, she yapped for 10 minutes, then said "don't lock this again" and left. Going home isn't much better. I think my neighbor is a schizophrenic. When I first moved there I would frequently hear her throwing water outside. This puzzled me for a while until I realized what she was doing. She was washing her windows. She washes them at least 4 times a week and almost always around 3 in the morning. Her apartment is freakishly clean. She also has shouting matches with herself at all hours of the night. One night I came home around 9 or 10 o clock and I found her standing outside staring up at the sky. I said "Hi, how are you." She looked me up and down, and then went back to looking at the sky. The absolute scariest: On two occasions I have heard her standing outside singing songs in the middle of the night. It is absolutely terrifying. Focus: Tell us about insane neighbors you have had in the past or present.