...which will no doubt run into and over Turkey Day and the following weekend. I have to buy my turkey this weekend, with 50k other people that have to do the same thing. Cranberry should ONLY come out of a can with the indentations of the can, as said in the Gobble Thread. Deep frying a turkey leads to gravy implications. There is more to greenbean casserole that the beans, cream of mushroom soup and Durkee onions on top. Stuffing should never go inside the bird. And Sara Lee makes my pumpkin pie special for me every year. Pro-tip for some added zip to your whipped topping, whipped cream, wtfever you use, add some pumpkin pie spice to it. Football, food and no one (KIDS!!) running between me and the TV during a game. Bless you Turkey Day.