Because you are a slacker and you spend all day reading The Idiot Board, you find yourself without regular employment. One day you find yourself answering a Craigslist ad for short-term, one-day "product testers." You show up at the location, and it's an unmarked door on the side of a building in a light industrial part of town. You go inside to find that this is indeed a legitimate job, that you are testing a product, and that you will get paid. The product is a new device called the InvisiSlap. It is a one-use device that lets you dial in someone you know, and push a button. An invisible hand will then slap that person, once, pretty hard. You get one to try out! FOCUS: Who would you use the InvisiSlap machine on? But more importantly, why that person? (We don't need full names and Social Security Numbers and shit here, we just need a description of how you know the person and what they did to deserve being InvisiSlapped). RULES: The machine only works on people you know personally, so unless you know John Mayer, you can't InvisiSlap him, no matter how much he deserves it.