I think only mods can create actual polls, but here goes. My roommate likes asking me rediculous hypothetical questions for his own amusement and one was particularly absurd, so I figured I'd throw it out to the high-class citizenry of TiB. Would you rather... A. Have unprotected sex and take a 50/50 chance of getting HIV? or B. Spend an entire year alone with Pee Wee Herman?