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Pinching Pennies

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by fishy, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. StayFrosty

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    That's still not nearly as outright stupid as using Kleenex. Anyone ever, I don't know, blow your nose with that stuff? Notice how unless you fold it down too small for coverage of both nostrils, you can feel the dampness coming through? Also, anyone who has ever used them as a catch rag knows that the stuff sticks to your head like its been superglued there. So I hope you wash your hands thoroughly, and have fun scrubbing Kleenex off of your asshole next time you shower.

    Any seriousness aside, you don't have a girlfriend do you? Cause any man who can't take care of his own ass, can't take care of his woman. Of course, I don't really have any room to talk on the girlfriend thing, so yeah....

    In summary, treat your ass well.
     
  2. Rob4Broncos

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    Based off this post, I decided to try this. Evidently, Craigslist is useful for more than just getting murdered.

    Cue a brand-new HP OfficeJet Pro 8000 for $15. It currently retails on HP's website at $150. Most other website's have it for the $80-120 range. #winning