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People of Walmart Caption Contest

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Jul 8, 2010.

  1. shegirl

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    OOOPS!
     
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    On Alli I can feel the all of my excess fat just dripping off, I'm losing weight while I'm shopping!! Wonderful weight loss tool.....What the fuck is that smell?!
     
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    "You okay?"

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    "On what? Oh. Aisle 6."
     
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    Tried to fart, but I think I sharted.
     
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    30 years ago he was a similar stain.
     
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    The only time in recorded history when somebody splitting their pants would NOT be hilarious.
     
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    Hmm, let me see. I'll just hang one of these car air fresheners around my ass and nobody will ever notice.
     
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    WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!
     
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    I want to know who the fuck took a picture of me in Walmart.
     
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    Looks like those wal-mart pharmacists don't know how to properly counsel on the side effects of xenical.
     
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    Walmart, prices so good, you'll shit yourself.