Every city has its tourist attractions (which suck), and since you're probably a little smart you're gonna ask the someone at your hotel "where do the locals hang out?" And they're gonna give you some canned answer about a restaurant half-packed with tourists whom they already sent. If you're going to San Antonio, eat at Las Palapas. Get the dos equis margarita (ask for dos equis amber), which is served in a glass (pitcher?) and is wider than your head unless you have downs. Order one of their burritos, which is the size of a pre-me baby. You'll spend maybe $12 on the combo, and when you finish, not only will you have joyously eaten enough calories for a grown man for three days, but you'll have a very cheap buzz that's going to carry you throughout the night. Then go hang out at Conroys, located in Leon Springs and just north of SA. It's the type place I imagine toytoy still playing at. The bartenders pour heavy because they anticipate you tip them right, the human jukebox bands who play there will take the drinks you give them so you can get the band fucked up real quick and watch funny happen. And, while there is a prodigious display of cigars in a humidor right past the entrance, they are only reserved for the perpetually-drunk owner. Make him laugh or show him tits, and you may get to enjoy one of them with him. Focus: Your town. If someone was new and they had a day or two, where would you send them and why? Alt. Focus: What parts of your town or area are not worth seeing or should be avoided at all costs?