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Parker's Great Question

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Sep 17, 2012.

  1. Dcc001

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    You have to sleep with two people whose combined ages are 110. Aaand...go.

    Public, well-known figures only, please. As Mya pointed out in the WDT: listing your secretary and the woman from HR give no context, and are kind of uninteresting to read.

    Rules:
    - Person #1's age + Person #2's age = 110
    - Midget/little person/dwarf = Full person. Joking aside, what girl WOULDN'T sleep with Tarion Lannister and consider it a complete fuck?
    - Living or dead count. Assume the dead person is in their prime (or whatever age you require them to be). If you're posting about a person of a specific age (i.e. "Elizabeth Taylor when she was 44"), try and link an approximate age picture.
     
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    Kate Beckinsale (39) because who in their right mind wouldn't want a roll in the sack with her?

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    And for 71, looks like my best option is going to be Faye Dunaway. I could certainly do worse...

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    Salma Hayek 45 (just turned 46 this month)

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    Susan Sarandon 65

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    I want my name taken off this thread. The point is not to name the people for context, but simply the ages and the justification. It gives a little insight into how you think. You're NOT supposed to associate the ages with specific people (i.e. secretary, neighbor). Just if you had to pick 2 ages, and have two randoms (non celebrity) walk through that door, how old would they be? A friend answered "I'd go 25, and 85. With the 25 year old I'd bet I'd get a decent looking girl who was still tight. With the 85 year old I'd just get drunk as shit and fuck it. Because any woman over 30 is a wash anyway." Bringing in surgically altered and enchanced Hollywood people make it too damn easy.

    Actually don't take my name off this thread, we all know I'm an attention whore. I'll have to think about this new celebrity focus and come back to it. Need to find someone that balances out Mariah Carey...
     
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    Raquel Welch is apparently 72.

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    So you can then throw in Heidi Klum (39) or Elizabeth Banks (38):
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    Alternatively:

    Jane Seymour, age 61:
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    Vanessa Williams, age 49:
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    It's a shame that Monica Belucci is about 5 months too young to be paired with Seymour.
     
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    It would be way more fun if it was 100. I've heard Parker ask girls the same question and jack the age up to 130 or 140 and that shit is just fucked up. Looks like we've found the source of most of the granny porn traffic...

    But on focus:
    Jaclyn Smith, one of Charlie's Angels who has aged better than Farrah Fawcett (what? too soon). She looks damn good at 64

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    And then Salma Hayek and Halle Berry are too easy, can you believe fucking Daisy Fuentes is 46? Hell yes please...

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    Viggo Mortensen, once now, once in 3 years when he's 47:

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    Since I have to pick a second:
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    Honorable mention goes to Clint Eastwood. He's still dead sexy but I think I would be a little bit afraid of him.
     
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    Betty White 90.


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    Kate Upton 20.


    Or some other 20 year old, I've honestly ran out of Golden Girls I can fuck. Also, I plan on doing them both at the same time. I'm sure Betty has been around a cock once or twice and can coach young Kate a thing or two. If I'm lucky one of them will die.
     
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    See he's doing it right. Its not "what two old chicks/dudes would I bang" because without the celebrity spin, the picks of 55 +/- 10 are pretty lame. Okay, I should have added 10 years, but not 30 Jwags. I was drunk, jesus.
     
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    Sophia Loren, 78...

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    ...gets me to Cote de Pablo, 32.

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    Diana Krall, 47

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    Vera Wang, 63

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    No love for Dame Helen Mirren? 67 and still pretty fit. Also i could make her dress up as Queen Elizabeth while i nail her
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    Which leaves me with a 38 year old so ill have to go Alyson Hannigan. A flute would need to be involved somewhere, preferably wielded by Helen.

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    Caroline Munro (63)

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    Monica Bellucci (47)

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    And I'll probably be abusing myself to the fantasy of having a threeway with these two for the next, I dunno, year or so.
     
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    Katy Segal, 58:

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    And top round it off to 110:

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    I think I have already revealed my FanGirlCrush on Rob Thomas. I can listen to him sing/talk forever, I love his voice. Mock me all you want, I don't care. Anyway, he is 40.

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    Which would leave me with a 70-year-old. I really had no idea, so I googled actors born in 1942 and who popped up first? Mr. Harrison Ford!:

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    My husband would probably be proud of that one.
     
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    I tend to like Parker's original question because adding celebrities totally undercuts the sacrifice and strategy. Finding two women celebrities whose ages add up to 110 is not really tough. Due to the nature of the biz, there are plenty of 50-60 year old women that you'd probably have sex with anyway. As such, I will answer the question as originally posed (sans celebrities):

    As long as I got to pick the order, I'd go 85-25. And yes, I'm dealing in wild generalities - as I have no specific women in mind for the age thing. If age is the only consideration - that's what I'd go with. Hope I can get it up for the 85 year old, and dream of the 25 year old.
     
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    Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. The other part of it is...what happens if your friends are standing outside? What do you say to them? "Hey, so what were your ages?" "I went with 21 and 89." "Dude, really?" As opposed to "I fucked to older celebrities!" "Well you can take that off your bucket list." There is no downside to fucking older famous chicks who have been surgically enhanced. Also, it completely breaks the question for women who have been attracted to older rich dudes their wholes lives, if they haven't already. YEAH I SAID IT! Two randoms normal people? Yeah that requires a little give and take.

    Also, some of you don't know how to fucking add to 110. Just saying.
     
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    Cant edit this post but somehow i thought it was meant to be adding upto 105 not 110. Yes, I am an idiot.

    In regards to the rep, i did use a calculator but that doesnt really help when your working towards the wrong bloody number.

    So ill drop Alyson and pick up a slightly older redhead.

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    Personal experience has a lot to do with it also. I personally know a couple of ladies in their 50s who are in great shape and I would sleep with regardless, so going 55-55 or some nearby split (57-53) wouldn't be a problem. If I just picked numbers and was told that the person would be attractive, then I'd probably go something like 60-40. If I was just to pick numbers and get a totally random person then it gets tricky.