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Parker ain't got SHIT on them!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Kubla Kahn, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. bebop007

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    You basically just defined marketing/advertising. Take a pointless product/service and convince morons with too much money that they can't live without it.
     
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    Wealthy enough to buy a fucking stupid crystal skull and gun, but skips the paper towel holder. Why is he posing with it in the bathroom of all places too?
     
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    Who keep paper towels in the bathroom? Clearly they were brought in there to quickly clean "something" up. And considering I am sure they have staff, it probably wasn't water spots on the vanity.
     
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    I do, but then again I have to clean every last speck of dust off of every surface every Thursday. Paper towels are awesome because they do their job and you can flush 'em down the toilet straight afterward.
     
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    Oooh, yeah, I think you should double check on flushing paper towels down the toilet. I think the building's plumbing might suffer as a result (for the same reasons you're not really supposed to flush used tampons).
     
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    Just so we're clear, that is GOLD card in his mouth and more, is that correct? Something many middle-class kids can obtain on their own? BUt....it's GOLD. Gold (no matter how fucking ugly it looks) means rich, which is what my parents are! This is when you need the radio to fall in the water, more than ever.

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    This could probably be its own thread, but I'll post it here.

    Lindsay Lohan got kicked out of the hotel where she was staying, after racking up a $46,000 bill in a month and a half without paying. So, that's one difference right there - if a nobody like me started racking up these charges, wouldn't they want to make sure I could pay after a couple days?

    The TMZ summary,

    the cover letter

    and the itemized bill.

    $700 is a lot to spend on cigarettes, and those mini bar charges and "TV Services" (geez, that's a lot of porn) are high. But, who rents a laptop for $75 / day for that long?