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#OnMyHeadstone

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Revengeofthenerds, Feb 6, 2015.

  1. Revengeofthenerds

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    Another topic shamelessly stolen from twitter, another great opportunity for jokes.

    We've had enough serious conversation around here lately, so time for a fucked up one:

    Focus: What's the most fucked up headstone you can think of?

    Alt. Focus: What do you want your headstone to say?

    Same rules apply: if you want your comment to go on Tib's Twitter, just hashtag it and make it short
     
  2. The Village Idiot

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    I'll have to think on this, but my wife said it should be 'inappropriate but funny.'

    Bump. That will not be on my headstone.
     
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    The best thing about Necrophilia is that you don't need to bring flowers.
     
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    I told you I was sick.
     
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    He went out the way he came in: naked, screaming and covered in bodily fluids. #OnMyHeadstone
     
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    Focus:

    KKK Forever! #OnMyHeadstone

    Take a Penny, Leave a Penny #OnMyHeadstone

    You Can Take It With You #OnMyHeadstone

    I Have Narcolepsy! #OnMyHeadstone

    Alt-Focus: He Made The World Better, He Loved His Family, He Will Always Be Missed
     
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    BOB'S PREMIUM COMPOST
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    CALL XXX-XXX-XXXX
     
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    I told y'all to watch
     
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    I wish I had masturbated more.
     
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    He came, then went...Viva Las Vegas.

    Bet you won't try that now, will you?

    I know something you don't!
     
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    My family better not waste money on a headstone for me.

    I burst my brother's bubble because he'd envisioned the three of us being buried next to our granddaddy. He asked me where I wanted to be and I told him "Cremated and scattered on the mountains, in the ocean, and in the dirt of west Texas. Don't spend money on a funeral, spend money on getting where you need to go to remember."
     
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    Here lies JoeCanada, the renowned necropheliac, surrounded by loved ones. #OnMyHeadstone
     
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    I am going to be burnt to a crisp and have my ashes scattered.
     
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    Peter O'Toole has the best story about his epitaph. Skip to 4:30.



    "It distresses us to return work which is not perfect."

    That is just fantastic. I am also fond of, "I ated the whole thing."
     
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    They said it'd all be OK, they fucking lied

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  18. Luke 217

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    You mean I can write anything in this box and it'll appear on my tombstone?
     
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    No, but you can write it in these boxes.
     

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  20. Luke 217

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    This could be fun:
     

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