I'm going to be a groomsman in my college roommate's wedding this summer. The best man is the guy's younger brother, who is shy and not much of a public speaker. I, as you all know, am so fucking charming it hurts. So, I've been asked to give the best man's speech at the reception. I already have a pretty good idea what I'm going to say, but new ideas are never a bad thing. Focus: What makes for the perfect best man/maid of honor speech? What should go in mine? Have you ever had to deliver one? How was it received? Alt Focus: Wedding stories. Disasters, miracles, embarrassments. Let's have 'em.