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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by audreymonroe, Mar 14, 2015.

  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    A few fellow boardmembers and I are having a rousing discussion based on the following game:

    You choose your top three celebrities that you'd want to receive head from, and the top three celebrities you'd want to give head to.

    Focus: Play the game, and don't have incorrect opinions about who should be in the give versus the receive list unlike some people we know.

    And no honorable mentions, PINKCUP.

    My receives are: Ryan Gosling, Jason Jones, and Joseph Gordon Levitt.

    My gives are: Daniel Craig, Jon Hamm, and Adam Driver.

    My lady list is just 69ing with Jemima Kirke into the sunset.
     
  2. Juice

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    Focus: Because why the hell not.

    My receives: Scarlett Johansson, Bridget Moynahan, Helen Mirren

    My gives: Ariana Grande, Emma Stone, Kate Upton

    Alt Focus: Audrey's last entry is going to be the alt focus. If you absolutely had to get it on with a member of the same sex, whether youre into it or not, who is it going to be?

    I got Bruce Jenner.

    Bump.
     
  3. iczorro

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    Receive: Mila Kunis, Meghan Merkle (she plays Rachel on Suits), Kaya Scodelario (Effy from Skins)

    Give: Natalie Portman, Stana Katic, Zooey Deschannel

    Same: I don't know. Daniel Craig?
     
  4. fleafly

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    Receive: Scarlett Johansson, Aubrey Plaza, Lauren Cohan

    Give: Mila Kunis, Ellen Page (gotta see if I can do it better than the girls), Emma Watson

    Same: Ryan Reynolds
     
  5. CharlesJohnson

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    Give: Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, Helen Mirren.

    The first two are spectacular prudes, but I'm confident my oral abilities will unlock the inner whore. Plus, I bet Selena tastes like starbursts. And Helen Mirren is just a hot old bitch who might snap my neck with her thighs. I got you, grandma. We'll knock that dust off together.

    Receive: Taylor Swift, wearing a lot mascara and a lot of red lipstick. I want to see her regrets in her tearing eyes and the drool running down her chin. Then I want a song written about me.

    Emily Rata... Ratjakowas... Blurred Lines chick.

    Eva Green.

    Same: Keanu Reeves seems like a tender, giving lover. Whoa.
     
  6. Bob the Builder

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    Give: Natalie Portman, Christina Ricci, Emma Stone

    Receive: Aubrey Plaza, Jenna Haze (early years), Megan Mullaly (seems like she'd be loads of fun)

    Same: Matt Damon - epic man crush
     
  7. jennitalia

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    Receive: Jay Baruchel, Paul Rudd, Shia Labeouf

    Give: Jake Gyllenhaal, Chris Pratt, Liam Payne

    Lady: Threesome with the Broad City ladies or Kat Von D
     
  8. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Receive: Taylor Swift (hate BJ), Rachel Ray (Hate BJ), Martha Stewart (Don't judge me).

    Give: Anne Hathaway, Ashley Sommers, the chick from my gym who should be a star (at least she stars in many of my fantasies...)

    Same: Channing Tatum. I'm so irritated with him being in EVERY fucking movie, I'd bite. A lot.
     
  9. JWags

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    Shocked that multiple people want to receive from Taylor Swift, I have no faith in awkward prudish chicks to have any idea what they are doing. Carrot grater like you read about...

    Receive: Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Rihanna (her not being superlative at everything related to sex would be like hearing Santa isn't real all over again.

    Give: Jessica Lowndes, Kate Mara, Michelle Keegan

    Alt: Brandon Flowers
     
  10. Puffman

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    Receive:

    Chloe Sevigney: There is video proof that this woman knows what she is doing.
    Allison Janney: Costar on Mom. I think she would bring the same attention to me as she does her work.
    Roxanne: Just remember "Carefully researched blow jobs".

    Give:

    Ronda Rousey: Think of the challenge that if you do not do well, she crushes your head with her thighs.
    Anne Lockhart: Battlestar Galactica. Cause I have carried a torch for 40 years.
    Elizabeth Shue: Behind that babysitter smile is a screamer, I just know it.

    Alt: You all are all homos and lesbians to even answer this. Juice got my first choice so I will go with Mianne Bagger. Look her up.
     
  11. shimmered

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    Receive:
    Ryan Gosling, Charlie Hunnam, Daniel Craig.

    And I'd reciprocate. Several times.


    As for females?
    Eh. I guess Angelina Jolie. So I can fart in her mouth.
     
  12. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I can absolutely guarantee you that Martha Stewart is the ULTIMATE lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets. No judgment at all, sir.
     
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    Im torn and breaking the rules I guess. I can't decide if Kate Upton would be in the give or receive column for me. I mean if she did a hybrid BJ/titty fuck then it's receive BUT if giving meant she'd straddle my face as I was laying on my back and she gyrating her hips on my maw and heaving her wondrous titties above me... I cannot. Decide.