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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    And to think people say altruism is dead.
     
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    All three of Tom Cruise's wives were 33 at the time of divorce. Is that a rule of Scientology?
     
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    or are you more like this: Close your eyes, touch it, and just listen...don't look, anyway.

     
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  4. TX.

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    Just finished studying and opened a bottle of wine. Friday night! What what!
     
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    Date night! What what! (in the butt) (not really)
     
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  6. Nitwit

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    Welcome...................... to the masturbatorium.
     
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  7. TX.

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    Highlight of the afternoon: a good friend dug her elbow into my piriformis for about 30 minutes. It was glorious. Date night came early. Yowza!
     
    #87 TX., Jun 29, 2012
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    Does... does that mean vagina?

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  9. Blue Dog

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    CO-ED BUTTNAKED WII FRISBEE GOLF TOURNAMENT WOOOOOO!
     
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    Where do they strap the remote to?




    Hint....use your penis so frisby throws jerk you off.
     
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    good song.......

     
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  12. audreymonroe

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    My friend just texted me a really great pick up line that she just got:

    "YOU NEED SOME DICK IN YO LIFE?"

    I can't decide whether that has replaced:

    "GIRL, WHERE DO YOU BANK?"

    as my all time favorite line.
     
    #92 audreymonroe, Jun 30, 2012
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    Audrey,

    Clearly, both of them are terrible.

    Please post the pick up line that would actually melt your butter:

    here........
     
    #93 Nitwit, Jun 30, 2012
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    I will be using these lines next time I'm out...just for the reaction.
     
    #94 KillaKam, Jun 30, 2012
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    There is something in the air in New York tonight. I just went to tell my roommate the line my friend got, and he said he just had this text exchange with some girl:

    (Background: Yesterday was his last day of work before travelling/grad school)

    Girl: "Heyyy, I'm a little drunk right now. Congratulations on your retirement."

    Him: "Thank you. I'm hoping to spend my time building canoes and using my savings to buy yachts."

    Girl: "Or you could use your savings to lick my pussy."

    That doesn't make any sense but it doesn't matter. I feel left out! I need to throw some really explicit line at someone. I think I'm going to go out wandering around Crown Heights and yell something at the first person I see, and just hope to god that it's a Haisidic Jew.
     
    #95 audreymonroe, Jun 30, 2012
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    Just got back from hanging out with my uncle and his 11 dogs (a boy, a girl, and their nine puppies from two litters.) The puppies are all tiny and adorable. Too bad they are a mix of Pomeranian and Yorkie. My ears are still ringing from all the yipping.
     
    #96 lostalldoubt86, Jun 30, 2012
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    Just thought I might filter eveything else out, that is all.
     
    #97 Nitwit, Jun 30, 2012
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    Those aren't dogs they are rats.
     
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    My mom found some old pictures from when I was sixteen and on a trip to Spain with my school. I think I've found why I've always had confidence issues. I've aged very well, I've posted more recent pictures here, but I know why I've always had confidence issues now.

    Fuck I was ugly
     

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    After I first grew my beard, a female friend shared with me her all time favorite pick up line, so that I could use it for myself.

    'Has your pussy had my whiskers today?'

    That was almost 10 years ago. I'm still faintly hoping that there's a punchline that will let me respect her again.
     
    #100 scootah, Jun 30, 2012
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