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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. Parker

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    Had a 3 minutes conversation confirming my belief that my FWB did not want to go any further than that based on the belief if we break-up it would be awkward.

    Now I'm going to a party which is going to be dominated by single women, lots of alcohol, on a rooftop with a clear view of the Chicago skyline. This is why you have hot female friends gentlemen.
     
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    I was in Chicago earlier this week. Love that city. Decided that we'll probably move up there. You know, as soon as we both find new jobs, sell our house, find a new place to live in our price range.

    Sigh.....
     
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I haven't been to Chicago in several years, I should probably go again. I wouldn't mind living there too, except that it's the wrong direction.
     
    #643 Trakiel, Jul 7, 2012
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    I'm laying on the girlfriend's bed in my underwear with a beer in my hand. She is cooking me chicken jalfrezi and I am not allowed to help. In fact, she demands I do nothing except lay around and drink beer. Life really can't get any better.
     
    #644 dubyu tee eff, Jul 7, 2012
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    As a Portlander I say: How dare you, sir.

    Portland = most microbreweries in the country (28), making the US home to some of the most esoteric/broadly awesome beer you can find. It's like Europe up in this bitch when it comes to making sweet, delicious beers.

    Of course, I can't speak for the rest of the country, but as far as commercially available beers, the difference between Molson and Budweiser, to me, is very slight.
     
    #646 Roxanne, Jul 7, 2012
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    Rogue is probably my second favorite brewery, although I guess technically they're Newport, whatever, it's all Oregon to me. Great Lakes Brewery is the best though, it's the one redeeming quality Cleveland has.
     
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    Just left Chicago for east coast and thank god. Great town in of itself but the midwest is a horrible place to live. I'll miss the town but not the weather or the general depression that surrounds in a 500 mile radius. Flyover states indeed.
     
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    pics or gtfo.
     
    #649 hotwheelz, Jul 7, 2012
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    It seems every time I go to the States I find a new beer I like. Haven't tried Fat Tire yet, but I loved Blue Moon the first time I had it in Florida last year. I thought I was having one at the airport and before I knew it I'm desperately trying to get a fourth down before storming the gate.

    Frankenmuth MI is a great place for a beer lover. Aside from their "world famous" chicken dinners, they have lots of German beers, micro breweries and worldly/hard-to-find beers. The town has a cool Bavarian look to it as well.
     
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    i havenmt puked in like 5 years but tonight holy fuck my dstomach is goigng nuts and here i am sitting in a hoel bathrroomc
     
    #651 ssycko, Jul 8, 2012
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    FAAAAAAAAaatality reiggggggggns. Fucking UFC bitches! Crowd was insane and I had an absolute ball!

    Downside is that drank for 11 hours straight and I'm basically waiting to be deathly ill. Tomorrow its going to suck beyond belief.

    Also, why were there thousands of stunning women at a UFC event? Most women I know treat it roughly like watching the crucifixion.
     
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    This has been the case for years, possibly even before the popularity of TUF. I don't know whether you're a guy or girl, but does this honestly surprise you in any way? A lot of women find tough, masculine guys doing violent things insanely hot.
     
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    In retrospect that makes sense, but I think there is a cultural shift here. In Australia, there are 0 women any place I've been to that shows UFC. Casinos, pubs, sports bars - 0 women. At the event itself though. Wow.
     
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    How dare you hillbillies talk about my great city of Chicago in negative terms. I will end all of you. ALL OF YOU. Yes, everything around it sucks, except for the north for white people. Minnesota and Wisconsin are great outdoorsy locations for lakehouses and all that. Chicago also has a ton of beer, beautiful rooftop bars and lounges and amazing food.

    If any of you sorry sons of a bitches are in Chicago and want to chill, I'll meet you out for a drink. No idea why didn't happen with the ones that just stopped through.
     
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    Literally the only things I have heard about Chicago are that it is windy and the women have ample buttocks. Anlso, do you call it chi town and then fistbump Kanyeezy?
     
    #656 AlmostGaunt, Jul 8, 2012
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    I didn't dare say a bad word about Chicago, I think I said that I love it there and you should expect two new residents if you welcome us with open arms, a reasonable priced place to live, and two new jobs. Loved the food, drinks, and friendly folks.

    I had thought of hitting up some of the Chicago TiBers for a meetup drink or two, but the thought of a reasonable explanation about how we "knew" each other to my husband, kind in scared me away from that idea.
     
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    I have the hiccups. This is the universal sign that it is time to step away from the alcohol and perhaps consider it may be about bedtime.
     
    #658 mya, Jul 8, 2012
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    Hiccups are your warning sign? Hiccups? Sometimes I just don't understand people.
     
    #659 AlmostGaunt, Jul 8, 2012
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    Not to one up you (that's a total lie), but I've been regurgitating food for nearly a month and it's getting stuck in my airway. I envy you, hot lesbian chick.

    STILL SINGLE LADIES!
     
    #660 hotwheelz, Jul 8, 2012
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