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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. BL1Y

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    A lot of foods are "peasant food." And it really makes sense that poor people would cook better. Rich people just need to put some expensive cut of meat on a plate and yum. How hard is it to learn to cook a t-bone? Compare that to learning to fry a whole chicken, that shit takes skill.

    And fun related fact. Lobster used to be considered bottom of the barrel food. Lobstermen used to have in their contracts that they would not be required to eat lobster more than 3 times a week. It was thought of as the roach of the ocean. It's what "rich people eat" but it's terrible overrated and overpriced. King crab and monk fish are both better foods.
     
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    So the pirate in me says two more, and who can turn down an ass like that?

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    Yeah, saw that go down. I mean, it's tough to justify that fold but the guy made a read, there was indeed a hand on the board that could beat his quads, he invested roughly 1 million in chips but still had 3.4 left, plenty considering the blinds. In his mind, it was a coin flip at best that he had the better hand, and he didn't feel it was worth putting his tournament life on the line for it. I think the magnitude of the tournament had to have factored into his decision. If this was a $1500 buy in tourney, it's an insta-call.
     
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    Happy birthday America! I have eaten too much, drank far too much, and generally indulged beyond all reason in your honour. Best wishes to you all.
     
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    ....and...wow.

    We ended up in the front yard and my happy ass made all sorts of new friends with the neighbors my sister and her husband had never met.

    Offer strangers a beer, some fireworks, then poke fun at their ethnicity and if you do it right you have a new friend.

    I lived here long enough to know these folks are only humoring me and are plotting to rape me in my sleep. That's why I left here many moons ago.

    I'm going to be sleeping with one eye open tonight.
     
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    I am sober and inexplicably awake. You passed out drunks are more patriotic than me.
     
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    Too much beer, too much grilled food, and way too many idiots setting off fireworks way too late. Fuck having the 4th on a wednesday.
    But hey, back to the grind. Also, I love kettlebells.
     

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    I need to stop drunk posting in the drunk thread. I sound like an asshole. Karma is coming to bite me in the ass as I have to do a ton of manual labor.
     
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    Today just feels like a terrible Monday. I am hung over and low on sleep because my roommate's poor dog was going ballistic all night due to nonstop fireworks. He was like a 110 lb. furry pinball darting under and around any chair or table or SOMETHING in the way.

    Knowing my girlfriend will be up here tonight (for the weekend) is a big help. This is the last time she's visiting for the weekend... her next trip will be moving to live here. *gulp*
     
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    That is a very hot woman . . . that needs to get her hand off of her fucking hip while she swings.
     
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    Has anyone checked out the Suggestions Thread lately? I just did, and holy fuck. Some of the suggestions include:
    -Hey guys, make a lolcats image out of this picture of my cat!
    -All the guys take a mirror pic of your hairy ass and the ladies will comment on it.
    -If you could only masturbate to music, what song would it be?

    What the fuck is happening to this place?
     
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    I'm obviously a little late here, but I was just wondering - will you marry me?
     
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    I basically skipped the fourth, but my family is celebrating this weekend out at our lake house. Hopefully some free boozing and poker will commence in a few days.
     
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    Who just grilled New York strips that he had been marinating for three days topped with caramelized mushrooms and a side of baked potato? That's right this guy right here!
     
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    I will marry you, but as per the strictures of my culture, I will require three goats and a pony.
     
    #556 Roxanne, Jul 5, 2012
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    Three ponies and a goat make more sense to me...
     
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    If you insist... weirdo.

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    (Sorry, but this is by far the funniest thing I've seen since a day in the life of Ronnie Coleman)
     
    #558 CharlesJohnson, Jul 5, 2012
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    Pepperoni nipples!
     
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    I need the three goats to make a lot of cheese for my new wifehusband, and I need the pony because I want one.
     
    #560 Roxanne, Jul 5, 2012
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