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Oh Say Can You Seeeee! Weeklong 4th of July Drunk Thread '12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jun 28, 2012.

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  1. bewildered

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    I'm preparing pulled pork sandwiches for a shindig later tonight. This boston butt's been slow cooking since 11pm last night. I thought about getting some Samuel Adams since it is the 4th of July and all that, but settled for Amberbock instead.

    I should open up my own Southern food joint here. The few places that advertise as Southern food or Southern BBQ are just horrendous. I know you don't come to Hawaii for Southern food but variety is always appreciated.
     
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  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Added some cran apple. I should call it unexpected nap, because that's what it lead to.

    Instead, I'm calling it Boston Party Tea.
     
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    There is a severe lack of alcohol around me. I need to go on a raid soon. In the mean time, here's a little present.

     

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    Since its apparently come to this.

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  5. Nom Chompsky

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    I am nothing if not generous:

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    Watching Sliders on Netflix. Sadly I'm completely sober, saving up my energy for this weekend. Sorry "Merrica, I've let you down.
     
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    Super Crunch Nasty Dogs:

    Well done spiral cut hot dog, crispy bacon, chili, cheese, fritos.
     
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    Shit, I can't even get my mom to cut the crust off of my PB&J's anymore.
     
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    Dude, it's Independence Day.

    Dad does it.
     
    #489 BL1Y, Jul 4, 2012
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    We have had different life experiences.

     
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    I direct you all here to say goodbye to my ass before I take it outside to get it very drunk.
     
    #491 Roxanne, Jul 4, 2012
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    There we go.

    And also, keeping things on topic:
     
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    A telemarketer - the same one that has called 7 times since last Tuesday, despite my repeated requests that they take me off their call list - just told me verbatim to "fuck yourself off". Charming.

    I think there must be a special place in hell for telemarketers and other telephone-based scam artists. Like, a place where there's always a ringing phone, and Satan shoves his dick up your ass until it comes out your mouth.
     
    #493 Angel_1756, Jul 4, 2012
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    I don't know what you're complaining about, I have never once had a telemarketer initiate phone sex with me. Despite my repeated efforts.
     
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    Happy Birthday, America!



    You've come so far.
     
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    Me either, although, I did have sex with a pizza delivery girl that one time down in the valley.
     
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    Shit! I double posted! Here's makeup music.

     
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    This really sad thing happened to me today when I was at the movies and there was a preview for Anna Karenina and I was like "Ugh, I hate looking at Kiera Knightly's face" and then I remembered that she was the costar of the movie I was about to watch.
     
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    I've seen one cloud since arriving here 3 weeks ago. Today it decided to rain, as in rain just enough to bring the humidity up to steam bath. Fuck.

    In other news, the little yellow people just fed me a Coors Light like I was some sort of filthy animal.
     
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    DI DI MAO!

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    MAO!

    YOU DO THREE BULLETS! 1, 2 3!

    Let us know when they force you into a bamboo cage and poke your sack with a stick. We'll make sure you're elected to the Senate via Arizona.
     
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