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Oh, Florida... Go Back To Mars

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 22, 2014.

  1. downndirty

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    God, most things this stupid end up as barbecue.

    I imagine the skin used to form the third tit will look like a scrotum before too long. How hot will that be?

    Also, she got it to avoid male attention? What the fuck kind of logic is that? Isn't that like saying "I'm going to tattoo my clothes on, because I'm sick of being naked!" and then taking a huge shit in the middle of the street?

    I for one, abiding by the commandment "Thou shalt not stick thy dick in crazy" would. not. hit.

    Whew. That was hard to admit.
     
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    I will never understand people who crave attention so much so that it comes with total disregard for whether it is positive or negative. Any dim witted bimbo could have done what she did. No one is going to think she is special or interesting beyond a brief blank stare. She's obviously nuts, but you would think she's still aware of how goddamn stupid she's going to look for the rest of her life. You would think...

    I hope her show is a total flop. If she's a complete emotionally disturbed train wreck maybe people will watch it, for the same reasons they watch other garbage reality shows. However, if the entire premise really is just her having three boobs I don't see how's it going to work. Once the audience gets past "What the fuck?" there really isn't much to go with there.
     
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    Some people just plain crave attention as their drug of choice. They simply have no shame, only their undying thirst for the spotlight. It's psychotic, and there is no low that they will stoop to:



    Look at her. No seriously, LOOK AT HER. If not, she'll die.
     

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    I mean even in the short term she could easily make back 20k stripping at one of Tampas limitless strip clubs. You have to think, if she lives with her parents or not, her living expenses are probably next to nothing. A girl could easily get by in Tampa stripping with two breast. Throw in the novelty factor and she could have them paid off within a year easy. I mean she sounds half retarded but Im really surprised no one has tried this exact thing before. Bitch can cash the fuck in.

    Has Total Recall not been brought up yet?
     
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    Only in the title of the thread...
     
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    Yeah, this chick is either fucking dumb (I'm trying to be unattractive to men so I got a third breast, instead of say, getting rid of the two you have), or a liar (I actually love the attention, but I don't want to say I do).

    Either way, I'd still fuck her like she owed me money.

    Not sure if that makes me worse than her. Probably. Luckily, I don't care.
     
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    Ahh I now see what you did there. Going a bit further down the rabbit hole, Florida on the whole, much weirder than what Philip K Dick could have dreamt up.



    Also depending on what route this chick wants to take. She could charge super premiums for cam whoring or just regular whoring.
     
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    Probably the both, and in that order.

    Is camwhoring still a thing? I thought guys would have woke up by now realizing you get more out of lap dances for less money.
     
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    I was thinking of those "it" sites like TheFoundry or CamWithHer where apparently guys would drop huge cash to basically watch closed-circuit TV.
     
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    I hope she knows a good seamstress or her way around a sewing machine cause clothes and bra shopping for her just became impossible.
     
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    Yea, I'm sure thats what she was concerned about when she got the procedure, finding a three tit bra. Seems like she'll be pretty happy to just let them hang as the surgeon intended.
     
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    I guess adding a third boob to your chest is a pretty good way to distract people from noticing that your right eye is clearly trying to wander away from your own head.
     
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    Given how ridiculous the student loan racket is these days, she could have easily gotten a loan for this shit. Like people said, she wasn't exactly exercising plenty of foresight, so she likely didn't give a fuck about interest rates and just needed cash. I don't she had $20K sitting around, and I doubt her white trash roots gave her access to disposable income like that.

    I knew a girl in college who came back to school spring semester with a lovely new set of fake tits that she took out a student loan for that she had no problem getting as her parents were paying for school. It didn't make sense to me until I went to grad school and saw that I could easily apply and receive and extra $5K for a semester, on top of the chunk I was already getting, if I really wanted to.
     
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    What I'd like to know is that if you lift one of the outer ones and drop it, does it work like this?

    [​IMG]

    Edit: And it's called a Newton's Cradle apparently. Holy crap, a 3 titted girl caused me to learn something.
     
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    All that she did was make herself 50% more hotter. If she wanted to be unattractive she would have her tits removed, but then again she's a stupid attention-whoring 21 year old.
     
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    If she was smart, she would have gotten a set of knockers on her back. It would make slow dancing a lot more fun.
     
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    Don't need no fancy surgery for that!

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    I've known two females with a third nipple and one with one real and one fake tit. Just lucky, I guess.
     
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    Story time requested.

    Well, not much of a story on the triple nipple gals, just a dark, round perfectly nipple shaped mole for each. One was positioned so that with a skimpy bikini top it peeked out causing much interest at the beach. And, no I have no pictures you perverts.

    The one real/one silicone deal was on a young lady whose left breast never developed, i.e., nothing but a nipple on that side. The other side had a moderately sized, nicely shaped breast. So, before she went to college her parents got a plastic surgeon to bring the laggard up to snuff. Still they didn't quite match, but, who's to complain?

    Sadly, the implant later started to leak and had to be removed. She was part of a class action suit that alleged the leaking silicone caused various health issues. I lost touch, er, contact, er communication with her, so I don't know how that ended.

    Heh, I just remembered I used to know a female that had small patches of albinism about her body. I only ever saw it in her armpit and lower leg, but have reliable information one labia was pure white. I only found out later she was a little hot for me, but she had moved away by then. Curses.