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Oh, Florida... Go Back To Mars

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Sep 22, 2014.

  1. Nettdata

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    So yeah... this hit the news wires today:

    Florida woman gets a third breast implanted to become "unattractive to men."

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    So. Much. Brain. Hurt.

    FOCUS: Her and her third tit. Would you? (Of course you would, who the fuck are you kidding). Should she have? It cost her $20k... what 21 year old has $20k to throw at a third tit?

    ALT-FOCUS: Cosmetic surgery. Had any? Know anyone who's had it and have a story to tell? What do you think of the ethics of this?

    ALT-FOCUS: Intentional "look at me and make me famous" shit... she wants to get her own reality show. Think she will?


    Discuss.
     
  2. Now Slappy

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    I don't know if she'll get her own show, she is from Florida after all, but she'll definitely make the rounds in the tabloids.
     
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    Yup, 110% not crazy.

    Man that's gonna be the weirdest looking rack in a few years once the real ones start to sag.

    Alt-focus: What should the name of her show be? Of course Three's Company was taken.
     
  4. Nettdata

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    What kills me is that she had to go to 50 cosmetic surgeons before one was willing to do it. I mean, when I think of cosmetic surgeons, I don't think of them as being the most ethical people on the planet... and 50 of THEM thought it was a bad idea.

    I mean, THIS is ok, but a third tit isn't?

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    What kills me is that she told her parents on camera, and they ran away without saying a word. And it cost her $20k to do this.

    What 21 year-old has $20k to do something like this?
     
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    Focus: I can't even understand what kind of insanity she must have to want to have willingly got a third boob. I imagine she did it to force away male attention (as opposed to just saying no politely? No way this girl had a stable home life as a kid), but like, there's some dude somewhere who probably has that as a fetish. Not me, I recoil in fucking polite horror. In what reality is this not like one of the most terrible decisions one could make. Why not be a normal young woman and simply get a tattoo or piercing?

    Alt-Focus: Three's a Crowd

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    Alt-Focus: Maybe it's just me, but cosmetics ain't my thing. Maybe it's because it just seems vapid and uninteresting folks get it, and then they can just be oggled at why they are still vapid and uninteresting. I know a girl who got an early boob job, and she's about as fun to talk to as a cement wall. Might not be everyone, but everyone I've seen or met with cosmetics is really trying to oversell themselves as a person in the looks department instead of concentrating on having something to say or something to do. Maybe it's just me.
     
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    She could corner the market on tri-tittied prostitute, though. I mean, people are pervs and I'm sure some people would shell out a lot of money to titty bang her at least two different ways to Sunday.
     
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    Sure, sure. That's a fucking given. But I imagine her Twitter must be flooded with Total Recall quotes by now.
     
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    I'm just saying that 20k is probably a good investment if she's just going to have dudes pay her for sex for the rest of her life anyway. Now she can demand a premium! That's some smart thinking right there.

    Alt focus: ethics? People do a lot of bad shit to themselves that while I disagree with, I don't really protest because it is them and not me. It doesn't harm anyone but themselves. "Ethics" is a mask for "not wanting to be associated with this raging dumbass bitch." I would argue that getting DDD boobs on a regular sized body is far more harmful than adding a skin covered implant between her regular boobs. But one of those things happens about a bajillion times more often than the other.
     
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    Totally agree. I'll re-post what I wrote in the other thread:
    And, that's not to criticize gender reassignment surgery or whatever it's called. I mean, I think that's really weird. But, smart people and doctors and psychologists have studied this, and the medical community recognizes that it's a legitimate procedure to complete remove a penis, or change a vagina to a penis, or whatever the case may be. Why? Because the person has identified that they want to live life as a different sex than they were born, or thinks of themselves as the opposite sex, or it improves their mental health because of the identity conflict and so on. So, why would it be so hard for her to make the same type of argument to get a third boob, to have to work so hard to find a doctor to do it and be open about it?
     
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    That is a perfect description, there.
     
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    Hmmm... which is the better investment now- third titty for an aspiring prostitute or law school/MBA for an aspiring undergrad?

    Alt-Focus: Cirque du Tité, or simply Circus o' Titties. Think about it- she'll be able to juggle them at some point.
     
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    Aspiring? Where the heck do you think she got the 20k, anyway?
     
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    Oh Tampa...your Cuban food almost makes up for the crazy. I don't know what it is about that specific area, but they always feel like they need to go that much harder than the rest of Florida. [ALT-Focus] I've got a crisp $20 that says she is going to be pulling the lunch shift down at Ybor Strip inside of next month to make rent, which now that I think about it is probably where she got the 20k. No hate...a tri-tittied girl has to do what a tri-tittied girl has to do. I'll peel off a fresh washington for her if I'm in the area.

    In other Tampa news, Mema's Alaskan Tacos has shut down. It wasn't good, cheap, fresh or even convenient once they moved out of the trailer but it was most likely open when I was headed home from the bars. On the upside, Demmi's Market is still open and cranks out some extremely legit pizza.
     
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    Anyone have any insight into the structural integrity of that middle tit?

    Can you imagine partaking of her services, smacking her titties, and one of them falls off?

    For some reason I can't help but think Dr. Nick did the surgery and it's all duct tape and super glue holding it in place.
     
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    I imagine it's silicon, and probably pretty durable. I now have this gory image of it just exploding during a sex session with a client of hers and just having to explain it to some hardened Tampa cop. "Her third titty exploded? *impressed whistle* We'll be right down, sir." Getting off the phone, the cop immediately shakes his head slowly back and forth and heads to his car, saying "Fuck this state."
     
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    If she wants a reality show everything out of her mouth is already suspect. Average girl says, "I can't stand all this attention!" Then does something to draw nationwide attention in hopes of getting a show for even more. HMMM. Now to wait for some other kook to tell me how brave she is and we shouldn't judge her for how she lives her life. She's actually a hero. You losers wouldn't even know.

    When she's 40 this means the occasional 5 spot mixed into the singles. That's planning ahead. 20 grand is a small investment to break into the fetish porn market. No one will notice how execrable your personality is when your mouth is perpetually filled with two cocks at once. All you young ladies that went to college like fools, you don't even know what it is to invest in yourself. #Slaves #Feminism #CantHandleMyTruth
     
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    Not that I'm into it, because I don't get the appeal, but the titty fucking aspect of this chick has some real potential.
     
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    You just justified your next MMF threesome, didn't you?
     
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    On another note of her appearance, she looks like the kind of girl with scar tissue on her legs and arms from razor-blades and the kind of chick who makes Florida more note-worthy by chewing off her mate's penis during oral sex.

    Also, on another note, I wonder in a purely mechanical way if her third boob can lactate. Those lactation/pregnancy fetish sites would have a fucking field-day with her.

    Excuse me while I scream in my mind in abject horror at that thought.
     
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    I worked for a plastic surgeon for about 6 years. In that time, I saw a lot of crazy shit. (Not crazy procedures that people have gotten done, but pictures of ruptured implants sticking half-way out of a chest or before and after pictures of labiaplasty crazy.) I think what a lot of people don't think about when they get breast implants is that the implant does not last forever. Eventually you either have to get a new one put in or get surgery to have them removed. Since this girl has created a third boob, that procedure is going to be a lot for costly either way. I guess if you can afford $20K to put a third boob on our body, money isn't a huge issue and/or you don't think about the cost of things in the long term. At the end of the day, I just feel bad for this girl.