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Oh Brad, the hottest one is clearly...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by McSmallstuff, Jul 28, 2010.

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Oh Brad, Oh Brad. The hottest one is clearly

  1. Jennifer Aniston

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    50.8%
  2. Angelina Jolie

    105 vote(s)
    44.1%
  3. Chater

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    5.0%
  1. McSmallstuff

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    Well since all four voters have correctly picked Angelina thus far, I guess there isn't to much to debate.

    I have often given Brad kudos for being one of the few guys in Hollywood to have a smoking hot wife, and then upgrade. (As Angelina was quite possibly the hottest woman in the world for a while.) Most famous horn dogs have a beautiful wife at home, and then go and pull a Hugh Grant.
     
  2. dixiebandit69

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    How is this even an issue?! Angelina is a ravishingly sexy woman with lips you could suck on for days, and Aniston is an annoying twat.

    I present to you exibit A:

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    Exibit B:

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    Exibit C:

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    The only downside would be dealing with all of her rug rats.
     
  3. shegirl

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    I agree that this is a no contest.
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    She is virtually flawless except now she's got that veiny thing going on with her arms and hands, like Madonna.

    I don't think Jen is fugly by any means but going up against Jolie is a losing battle.
     
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    I'm gonna give one to Jenn. Angelina's clearly got the sexier part down, but if it was more than just a one off fuck, I can see easily becoming very annoyed with Angelina, while not with Jenn.

    But let's be serious here, we are all losers in this discussion. Brad is the only winner.
     
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    I'm throwing one to Jen as well. Everything about Friends always made my skin crawl, and Jen (along with Matthew Perry) were always particularly irritating, but I would hate-fuck her through the Ron Paul administration.

    Plus, honestly, her body is more my type. Angie has a gorgeous face, but after watching Tomb Raider, I can't get past how perfect she looks as a video-game character. With the exception of Chun-Li, they've never raised the flag for me. Perfection freaks my shit out.

    But I respect Brad for at least trading sideways. Most male celebrities who bag 10s seem to immediately blow it with skanks.
     
  6. iczorro

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    Hanging out with Angelina would drive me batshit crazy. She's insane.

    I like a broad with tattoos, but hers are weird. She and Billy Bob used to wear vials of each other's blood around their neck. She made out with her brother at the Oscars. She has eleventy three kids. She's always trying to save the world.

    Jen Aniston, while .05 less hot than Angie at her peak, has aged better. I kinda even preferred Jen when they were both at their peak, as she had more of the "girl next door" vibe. No kids. Only ex is Brad. The worst I've heard said about her in relationships is that she's "clingy". I don't mind that if I'm into the girl.


    +1 Jen
     
  7. scootah

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    I'd rather stick my dick in a beehive and leave it there for a week then attempt to engage in any kind of relationship with any woman who has had a long term career in Hollywood. There's almost no way to be a good, sane person and succeed in hollywood long term and if you're a woman - you're even further behind the 8 ball.

    So for me - the decision is purely about which one, at her peak, I'd rather fuck. There's no question that Angelina wins.

    If the beehive option was out and I had to be in some kind of relationship one of these women or be neutered or something... Jenn seems marginally less nuts and doesn't have so many fucking kids, but she also looks like she'd be kind of a boring fuck. Angelina looks like a wild ride, but I really fucking hate kids. That's a hard call.
     
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    I think we're overlooking a huge point. Would you rather have Brad Pitt's leftovers, or Billy Bob Thornton's? Bad Santa was awesome, but just looking at the dude I can smell menthols, stale gin, and he probably left some unidentified STD in her crotch. It's like dating someone my creepy uncle that touched me ditched. Yeah, Billy Bob couldn't handle her. How the fuck do any of you stand a chance?

    Aniston looks fantastic. She's an insecure, neurotic, frigid little thing. Fantastic. Throw her a few compliments, make a few offhanded quips about another hot girl, profit. I won't have to worry about her trading up if I keep her on her toes. As psychotic as she is her vagina isn't a clown car. I can take this one home to mom without her trying to make out with mom or ask her about how long it took to have sex after giving birth to a watermelon. Angelina's fucking creepy. Don't get me wrong, I'd split her in half, but the bitch is whacked.

    My only real fear of Aniston, besides being bored to death, is how well a Greek girl ages. Is she going to continue her healthy living, or once she hits 50 does she instantly morph into Telly Savalas?

    Aniston win:
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  9. Trakiel

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    Do you honestly believe what you just said here? I don't really know much about Aniston's personal life but based on the way you just described her do you really think a woman like that wouldn't be the village bicycle? Maybe it's different in Hollywood but the girls I've known who could be desribed like you just did Jennifer tended to be the biggest sluts around.

    Focus: I voted for Angelina. I'm not going to attempt to explain all the crazy shit she's done, but I gotta be honest with myself - her style of crazy kinda turns me on.
     
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    I have to say Jolie, simply on looks. I think if I dated both they would likely irritate the shit out of me. Especially since Jolie brings a new kid home every second week.

    However

    From the 8 episodes of friends I watched I want to beat Anniston in the head with a crowbar

    Jolie I want to beat in the head with my dick.

    Decision - Jolie.
     
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    I'm so cute, Angelina would just adopt me and I'd be forced to share a bedroom with my newly-acquired pygmie siblings, and Brad seems like he'd be a dick of a dad.

    "Dad Brad, can I borrow the Porsche?"

    "NO! Do your homework!"

    "Uncle Looney Clooney lets me drive his Bentley?!"

    "I SAID NO!"

    "Fuck you! Meet Joe Black sucked!"

    Yeah, Jennifer for the win.
     
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    Aniston for me. Let's be realistic, as to 'at their prime' they were both incredibly hot women (so you can't really lose either way), but I'm a sucker for the girl next door as opposed to the vamp who may kill me in my sleep next door.

    Don't get me wrong, I like crazy as much as the next guy, but there is a limit, and Angelina exceeds that limit in spectacular fashion.
     
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    Aniston.

    Seems Jennifer has a better sense of humor, which I like. Less save-the-orphans more haha. I don't care for AJ's tattoos, and JA is aging really, really well. She's 6 years older than AJ.
     

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    This has always creeped me the fuck out about Jolie. Always. Who does that type of shit?! That is a type of crazy way too far beyond anything I've ever experienced or can comprehend. Does that mean the sex would be insane? Yeah. But it'd be the type of insane with blood involved and blood and sex should never fucking be combined.
     
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    I have always loved Jen.

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    If you were playing F, Marry, Kill, you would F Angie but marry Jen. (and kill Lisa Kudrow) Jolie will be fucking another guy before Brad is 50, he fucked up.
     
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    You're right, banging Rachel from Friends is one thing but herpes are forever.
     
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    Heh, that's not even the creepiest thing she's done:

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    I mean holy fuck, to me that's Alex Forrest levels of insane, but at the same time from another perspective really not a big deal. It's like there's a certain kind of crazy that leads to endless drama in a relationship, and another kind that's just divorced common rational thinking. Personally I'd rather deal with weird shit than crap like constantly having to reassure or deal with the passive-aggression of someone with serious insecurity and other common issues.
     
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    I have to go with Jennifer on this one. Angelina is more fun to look at, but I imagine sex with her would be a bit of a disappointment. It's like when you see one of those really giant burgers or a sandwich from Carnegie Deli; it looks delicious and you get half a stalk just thinking about it, but when it gets to your table you just don't really know what you're supposed to do with it.
     
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    Yeah cause really boring, uneventful sex would cause you to leave Jennifer Anniston right?

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    I can't knock Jen because she's insanely hot, but it's not even a remotely difficult decision for me. From my absurdly limited and media filtered knowledge of these two women, Angelina is way sexier to me not just because I think she's hotter, but also because of her personality and the way she carries herself.
     

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