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Oh baby, that was the best orgasm EVER! You're a rockstar!

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by vex, Aug 1, 2011.

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Faked orgasms

  1. I'm a woman, and have faked an orgasm

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  2. I'm a woman, and have NEVER faked an orgasm

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  3. I'm a man, and have faked an orgasm

    71 vote(s)
    49.7%
  4. I'm a man, and have NEVER faked an orgasm

    43 vote(s)
    30.1%
  5. I'm just here to fuck Chater. I better not have to fake it.

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    3.5%
  1. Frank

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    Yes, I have, and for her to want to have sex I needed to eat her out first almost every time.

    Get a new girlfriend.
     
  2. rachiii

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    I come extremely easily from manual stimulation, so a little bit of that before/after/during and I'm a happy girl. Either I'll play with my clit while we're fucking, or I'll orgasm during foreplay. I think it should be stated explicitly hear that despite almost never orgasming during penetration, I LOVE to fuck. If you have a girlfriend who doesn't like sex, that's a whole other issue (Frank, I'm looking at you). I'm perfectly capable of taking my orgasm into my own hands, and the fact that it's not that likely to happen while your cock is inside me will not affect my enjoyment of the act. It still feels amazing. I like doggy style the best, probably, but that's just because whoever's fucking me can smack me around a little (pull my hair really hard, spank me, etc). If I were going to come from penetration, it would probably be then.

    As an aside, I will mention that I have always orgasmed when doing anal. I know the opinions on here are a little split in the anal camp, but put me down as a lady who enjoys it.
     
  3. Crazy Wolf

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    Not quite the question, but I was once with someone who had never orgasmed, period. It was actually pretty groovy, as rather than focusing on a few seconds of feeling really, really good, the focus was on a few hours of feeling really good. Rather than trying to reach any sort of destination, it was more a matter of enjoying the journey.

    What works will vary from person to person. Try different things out with them, and enjoy yourselves in the meantime.
     
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    I can proudly say I've never been with a woman that has faked it with me. Simple reason for this, I've heard "I just can't come right now" or they just didn't come. I think I just make it clear that I won't freak out and my confidence won't get shot. Also if you're observant and you're not fucking a pornstar, girls aren't as good actresses as they think. The only real one night stand I had was shitfaced and straight told me "You're not making me come tonight" I tried, I tried my ass off, but I didn't. No big deal. I also eat a lot of vagina before sex anyway. Usually I'll get them to come before I even get my pants off.

    Someone provided a list of how you can tell she's coming. I have two things to notice. She won't be looking at you, eyes closed, you feel like she doesn't even notice you're there. Try stopping in the middle of it, if you fear for your life because of the look she gave you, you're doing it right.
     
  5. Frank

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    Wow, you must be fucking ugly.
     
  6. Parker

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    My mom tells me I'm handsome.