Sparked by a discussion on the WDT -- Rimjobs. Analingus. The Ssycko Goodbye. Tossing Salad. We've got a lot of names for the act of tongue-dancing in the valley, but they all mean the same thing; ringadingdo on the back porch. What are you feelings? You doing this? Are you disgusted by the very idea? Both?
Can we add an option for the poll: "On my to do list at the next meet up?" Seriously, never gotten around to it with the current and that's something that I feel is solid girlfriend territory. You don't just let randoms go traipsing around down there with their tongues out.
I obviously enjoy receiving (it was my post on the Red Lobster thread, not the WDT, about receiving a rimmer from a complete rando off POF in a public parking lot 30 minutes after meeting her that sparked this discussion). I'll give as well, as long as the girl has a nice ass and is freshly showered.
I've given, but never received. I enjoy going down on girls anyway, and it's less than a centimeter from the bottom of the pussy to the ass, so I don't really see the big deal. Most girls keep their entire downstairs spic and span, so it's not like you're munching dingleberries or anything. Plus, if she's into it, you've got solid progress towards buttsex. Receiving on the other hand? I'm a pretty hairy guy, and while I keep myself clean, that just doesn't seem sanitary to me.
I've never received it, and probably would never give the OK for that to happen. Not sure about giving it though. Sincerely doubt that I would say no if the girl was really into it and clean.
I've gotten it and while I was kind of uncomfortable, it felt amazing. I've delved into the area with a few that I knew to be sexually forward, I really didn't dig giving. All of the above being after a shower, which I'm anal (ha!) about before sex.
I've never given and I've never received but I'd like to try it on the girl to see if she likes it. I don't know how to go about it though. I'm guessing if I were going down on her and my tongue was suddenly on her starfish she would freak out a bit.
I am a little too much into giving it. So much as I think it makes my girlfriend a little uncomfortable. She thinks it is gross but when we drink enough together she lets it happen anyway. When we first started dating she saw a bunch of "lesbian ass-eating" porn on my computer and she made fun of me for it relentlessly, but it wasn't a deal-breaker so I guess that's a bonus. I don't understand why it turns me on so much but it just really does it for me.
I love going down on women, but I'd never do this. Just doesn't interest me. Thinking back to when I had sex, mouths and vaginas did all I ever needed them to do. Works for me. If it's your thing, enjoy.
I've said it before and Ill say it again if a girl ever went down on my bootyhole and liked the experience we couldn't hang out anymore something is seriously wrong. If I could only have one thing a girl must be discerning about, you know beside not wanting to fuck after I shit my pants and she started her period, would be NOT wanting to stick her tongue below my balls in between my hair ass cheeks. The hair makes Dixiebandits pictures look like child's play. Hell I don't know I might even enjoy it. I was quite surprised when a girl shoved her tongue in my ear for the first time, maybe a tongue in the old bunghole would feel as good. I've never done it simple because it's never come up.
Licking an asshole is something I probably wouldn't do with a gun to my head. You can yammer on and on to me about its awesomeness until the planet melts, you will not convince me otherwise. Just like people who say "the best male orgasms are anally induced!" Well, a) Don't care because normal orgasms are wonderful and not boring enough as it is, and b) you will never prove that. I'm with Philalawyer on this one: "TASTING the asshole? Fuck that."
There are just some things I will never do. Eating shit is one of them. Eating dick is another. Some say it's hereditary, others say it's a choice. I say it's irrelevant, because I'm not doing either.
I'll give, but I won't receive. Men's asses are disgusting. Women's, on the other hand, are the source of all that is right with the world. Maybe because it's a bit taboo or kinky or something, but I've found when the girl is into it (and like all things, you'll be in the mood for it some nights and not others), she's into it. Moreso than normal cunnilingus. The moans and noises are just completely different and it's usually a sign it's going to be better-than-average sex.
I'm with Ghetto on this one. Men's asses are disgusting and foul. Women's are incredible (some of the time). I've had a girl do it to me but I wouldn't let it happen again. I had just shaved my ass and freshly showered but I was still self-conscious about having my ass licked by a woman. I've never licked anyone's ass but I would definitely lick the girlfriends incredible ass but she would never allow me to do so. I have one friend who literally gags at the thought of period blood and refuses to eat pussy. However, eating ass is his absolute favorite. He doesn't care what the woman looks like, although women who are similar in build to the likes of Sarah Jay and other plus size porn stars are his favorite. I've never seen a man so eager to lick a woman's ass but absolutely refuses to lick her pussy. Another friend of mine once paid a working woman at the Bunny Ranch in Nevada $100 to lick his as ass she gave him a handjob. He went there specifically for this. He could have paid to fuck any one of the women there but no, he wanted one of them to lick his ass. He said it was a little difficult to find one that was willing to do it but after haggling over the price for a bit, she finally agreed. This motherfucker loved to have his ass licked more than anyone I've ever met and loved to lick ass just as much. He wouldn't even date a woman who wasn't open to licking his ass and having him lick hers. To him, that was an absolute deal breaker.
shout out to all my bros in this here thread talking about how foul their assholes are like they have no control over the matter
I mean, you can wipe your ass like a functional human being and all, but hair and sweat happens. For some reason, the logistics of shaving one's asshole boggle my mind. Like I literally can't picture how it would be done.
I've got control over the matter. I shave my asshole and generally take care of it. However, I've seen the shit that comes out of my ass (see what I did there). It's not pretty. I'm terrified that no matter how many showers I take, bidets I use, or hairs I shave, there will somehow be an errant shit particle that will end up in the tooth of an unlucky lady. That's not even touching the possible errant fart that could slip out and could be ingested.
Here is the noodle salad, though: the very same thing is true for young ladies. Mira, they expel feces with the very best of them. You must not have been in NY this weekend. Spoiler
Challenge accepted! NSFW Oh hell no. I just can't believe Nom commented in this thread since you posted that and he did provide a link to just such a picture.