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Official TiB 2014 Fantasy Football League

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Popped Cherries, Jul 8, 2014.

  1. Parker

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    that sucks guys. really wanted to take your money this year. it would have been nice. too bad your names won't be on the trophy i'm holding at the end of the year under the "victims" column.
     
  2. mya

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    is there enough interest to create a second league with a lower buy in cost....or maybe even a free and just for fun league? i'd be interested.
     
  3. Popped Cherries

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    some updates:

    first off, unfortunately we didn't get enough yes votes to up the league to 14 teams.
    perhaps next year we can set the amount at 14 or run 2 leagues as it seems we have enough of a want for either.

    secondly, someone has paid but has not set up their team in the league. if you haven't visited the league site, signed in, and set up your team, please do so in the next few days. we won't be able to draft with an odd number of teams and i don't want to have to kick someone out last minute.

    finally, i've been eyeballing the trophies and i have one in mind for the winners. i was thinking about getting crafty and taking some suggestions for the tib version of the "sacko". if someone wants to bump a "design the tib fantasy football loser trophy" thread, i think we might be able to come up with something pretty awesome for parker to show off to his girlfriend when he comes in last place.
     
  4. Parker

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    waterboy please. you should be crafting a trophy you'll be proud to display. i'll forget to change my line-up and still wipe the field with you mrsa infested turf maggots. i will adroitly destroy all of your hopes and dreams with a few clicks.

    i am already in your heads, all you weak-minded fools can focus on is trying to beat me. "we need to shut down parker, we can't let him win. he talks so much shit." i am the villain, the bad guy you guys want to catch so badly.

    yes...chase me into the dark warehouse, don't call for back-up, you won't need it when the building comes collapsing on top of you. i will be on a beach, drinking a delicious mojito with skinny and more attractive versions of your significant others.

    i will be making it rain on them. using the money you've paid to me in tribute for allowing you to witness greatness.
     
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    my nomination for parkers new trophy


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  6. Parker

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    13 days until all of you can sit on that trophy above. it's the only good feeling you're going to have all season.
     
  7. Popped Cherries

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    one of you hasn't set up their team in the league. whoever it is, you've got till this weekend to do so before i have to refund your buy-in and give your spot to someone else.
    if you need the league info pm'd to you again, let me know.
     
  8. ssycko

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    i like how when parker shit talks, he uses words like "adroitly." how many hours do you spend in front of a thesaurus every time you try to talk smack?

    also, i'm all set up.
     
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    not to try and take away from another league, but i have another $50 league with one spot (the 12th) i really want to fill. for the past i-don't-know-how-many years i've used nfl.com fantasy football, but this year we're trying yahoo. the last thing i want is an inactive player though. if you're interested, please message me and i'll give you the details. we're not professionals by any stretch, but it's always a good time.
     
  11. Parker

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    i also have a open spot open for a free yahoo draft league tonight at 5pm cst. read that again. tonight. currently 10 person draft. if anyone is interested hit pm me their email.
     
  12. Blue Dog

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    i know i'm late to all of this, but one of my leagues went ka-put this year, so i'm available if anyone needs a spot filled (paid league, free, whatever- though i've never done auction or keeper leagues before, but i'll learn fast and give you free hugs for considering me).
     
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    it was a risk, i took the risk and it didn't work out. lance moore was a risk a few years ago that i took and he got me a championship. i'm too busy focusing on winning to focus too much on your pathetic or ill-gotten rosters to point out the mistakes you fools have made. only cowards, children, and feeble lechers are the afraid to make mistakes.
     
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    it will be beyond satisfying to look down at your whimpering childish temper tantrum from my mountain of victories this year....
     

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    So I hear there is some fantasy football draft later today...
     
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    Heard your taking Josh Gordon no matter the price
     
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    I'm having some serious issues logging in...
     
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    Looking to trade a RB.

    Wow me.
     
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    Parker your team is something else