Alright boys and girls, it's time. Saved the info from last year so we are all ready to go. 12 team league. Auction draft $60 Buy in for a total prize pool of $700 First place gets $450 Second place gets $175 Highest regular season league scorer gets $75. $20 extra dollars is going for the first ever official TiB Fantasy Football Trophy. Winner gets it shipped to them and I expect it to be brought around town like the Stanley Cup. It's going to be a goddamn football miracle! I set the draft date and time already to avoid the usual wrangling of a time and date. It's just easier that way. It's going to run Sept 1st at 930pmEST again on Labor Day. Seemed to work out well last year First come first served. If you are interested, send me a PM and I'll give you the Paypal info to send the money. Once the money is sent, I'll send you the league ID and PW. Please use the gift option or send a few bucks extra to cover the Paypal fees. Just so everyone is aware, MoreCowbell cannot win this year. If he does, I'm firebombing all your houses. Let's get this shit started.
As a league champion, I'm insulted that I even have to PM to get the information the same way these plebeians do. I should have already received the financial information, delivered to my door by a butler, carrying note on a luxury pillow and written in the finest calligraphy. Not only that, but the ink should be made out of the blood & tears of my fallen opponents and the paper with gold flakes. This will be your draft. Spoiler This will be me picking up that player you always wanted. Then him putting up 50 points on you that week. Spoiler This will be how I defeat my foe in the championship game. Spoiler
Allow me to break character for a post to sincerely thank Popped Cherries for being commissioner and getting a trophy. That's good stuff. Thanks man. *Ahem.* Can't wait to rub my balls on it then send it to all your fuckers to kiss.
I don't think I know nearly enough about football to join a fantasy league (baseball, on the other hand...) but I am loving the over-the-top shit-talking.
Parker when Tom Brady gets drafted by another team I am in again this year, my other draft is at 7pm on the same day.
Got one paid, 10 spots left. Parker actually handled not getting Brady without crying like a girl with a skinned knee or paying $60 for Phillip Rivers.
You betta update that list. I just sent you the money and a screenshot that I did it. Put me at #1 please, you'll be able to say you called it. Where is MoreCowbell? Did his pimp not pay him yet? Did his welfare check not come in? Did he forget to certify for unemployment benefits? Yeah, I don't play Fantasy Football like you idiots do. I play and am on an entirely different level. I don't play the game, I play the man. You guys really thought I wanted to get Brady and/or Gronk. Even tried to get me on high sentimental Wes Welker bids. Nope, I ended up with Drew Brees and Jimmy Graham. I cannot WAIT to light you bitches up. This is going to be me against my opponent every Sunday.
See, the problem was that he didn't draft MORE quarterbacks. Should have taken five of them! I'm in to once more give Parker's candy ass the walloping it wants so, so bad. It's cute that y'all are playing even though you know I'll win, though.
I wasn't in 8th place last year because of draft strategy. You blind idiots let PoppedCherries and MoreCowbell fleece you in trades like frat boys drugging freshmen girls drinks. Maybe you guys should actually think about the football context of your moves outside of the pure fantasy numbers. Maybe just not trade with the two ruthless fantasy baron's who wouldn't know a fair trade if it was anally fucking them with the Washington Monument (no lube, of course). Don't forget, I'm the 2011 TiB Fantasy Football Champion. I know what winning tastes like, I've been there before. I have no distractions this year, nothing to stop me from absolutely wrecking your hopes and dreams. I'm going to play you little fools, like you play with your dicks on a Saturday night. Your losses will be just as quick and almost as shameful, almost.
My team was already fucked by the Washington Monument last year with every player on my team folding like they were the Patriots playing the Giants. Maybe I should use Parkers strategy and spend 90% of my budget on two players.