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OC-TOE-BER DRUNK THREAD 10/3/14

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Oct 3, 2014.

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  1. Rush-O-Matic

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    Maybe there was only one lady (Pinkey, the extra lady) with these skills and she could name her own price. It was only 30 cents more to upgrade from missionary to doggy style. And, they didn't discriminate: fast, slow and smart were welcome.
     
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    The pinkey special looks like you have a girl riding on top of you while a second tickles your balls and blows air up your ass. The 6 dollar BJ on the second page is actually just 69'ing a single whore. If that's a real menu it's fucking awesome and I read it all in "Trixie The Whore's" voice from Deadwood.
     
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    How come when they're making financial reports, they always say, "and back in 1912, a loaf of bread was 7 cents, but today it's $2.27"? Why don't they ever say, "well, back in 1912 a blowjob was $6?"
     
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    If you're paying $6 for a blowjob, you're paying high retail.

    http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lan...mcnuggets-was-hungry-homeless-police-say.html
     
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    I can't be the only one who thinks Pinkey's Special sounds really hot. Also Asshole fucking for men over 45 sounds like the worst Google image search ever. And "Sitting on the prick shoving in stones and all" is what I think it is right? Is that a thing?


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    For some reason when I hear Pinkey's Special I'm thinking a finger up the ass, maybe thats why it costs more.

    Gotta love Victorian era brothels, back in a day where you could get a rub and a tug and syphilis for under $3.
     
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    Maybe "Pinkey" is an ironic label, you know, like Little John or something.

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    Maybe more interesting is "watch a fucking match and have woman jerk you off"

    Change that to watch a fucking hockey game and get a blow job, and that doesn't sound too bad.
     
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    I like the days when you never knew if the Plague would get you or if the hooker would simply slit your throat, eat your heart while thanking Oshvug the Hearth God and take your coin. Or, after a bout of proper sex in a bush during a pagan festival, Christians would charge in and set you on fire.

    Good times.
     
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    WOAH.

     
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    Some day, two or three years down the road, when I'm a billionaire, I'm going to buy a bunch of trains and have them smash giant machinery like that all day. There is nothing cooler than watching big machines/vehicles getting their shit ruined by trains.


    Also, did you guys know that House of Cards is available on iTunes? For $40 a season? I want a list of who's paying $80 to watch a Netflix original series, because boy do I have some investment opportunities for them.
     
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    "We're going to find an alternate route."
    "Are you filming all this?"
    "We better leave, there's a fuel leak."

    "Did he get out?" "I think so." If the answer isn't, "Yes, I saw him get out before you started filming." Then why the hell aren't they saying, "I better call 9-1-1?"
     
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    I thought they same thing about 9-1-1.

    They responded to a commenter on youtube saying that this was next to a police station and the police would have undoubtedly heard it. Bunch of bullshit.
     
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    People like that piss me off. Worried about getting it on film or going to get a picture of the wreckage. How about going over there and seeing if there is anything helpful that you can do?

    Assholes.
     
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    Fox new reports that the driver of the truck was uninjured. No thanks to the camera crew.

    It looked to me that the train was going a little fast for that section of track. Trains have speed limits, for safety, just like cars. They are often exceeded, just like cars.

    Speaking of trains... I hate flying. HATE it. Only do it when there is something large and impassable between me and my destination, like an ocean. I would love to own my own luxury, Amtrak-compatible rail car to travel on. Not that it would help me cross an ocean, but I certainly would drive less in the US. That would be so cool.

    http://www.forbes.com/sites/tombarl...owned-train-cars-a-better-way-to-see-america/
     
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    What do you hate about flying?
     
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    Flying tends to suck. Its an endless process of waiting around. More often than not, there's more time spent getting to, from, and waiting around the airport than actually flying. When I flew out to Vegas with my hockey gear, that was pure misery. Cars are always preferable. However a car doesn't move at 500 mph.
     
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    This is why I love traveling for work. I get to hang out at TGI McFlingers, have a cocktail and hope my flight gets delayed which will push my arrival back past office hours so I can hit whatever hotel I've booked right at 5:01. Unpack, check email and hit whatever watering hole is within walking distance. I realize I may not be a a model employee.

    The flight back home is a little different in that I actually want to go there, but shit happens sometimes and I can't fly the plane. This is also why I tend to travel alone. My travel nemesis is the person who has to get there at any cost, feels terrible about flight delays and can't enjoy the entire experience. For some reason these are the same people who bitch the entire time about all the same shit we all have to put up with. Have a regional beer, order an appetizer and chill the fuck out. I fucking love Skymall.

    Mail it and insure it out the wazoo. You might make some coin if it turns up missing and you don't have to schlep it onto the plane...or not....whatever works for you.
     
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    Shegirl just posted in the Mod forum... she's managed to live through her surgery, and is on the slow, painful road to recovery. She gets her exoskeleton fitted next week.

    Sounds like she's hating life, but that's a step in the right direction.
     
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    I just took a road trip to visit a friend in Columbus, roughly a 5 hour drive. Its a very manageable distance that I've done many times in a couple different locations, but with gas it ends up costing just over $100 for the transportation aspect. I'd gladly pay the extra $50-$75 a flight would cost to not have to sit bored for most of the trip, with leg cramps, and other associated annoyances. Granted, this is also driving in the Midwest. I'd imagine a 5 hour drive in the Northeast would be far more enjoyable. If you have a 1 hour flight to Ohio that is delayed an hour or two, which is super annoying, with assorted travel to and from the airport you're looking at around 3-4 hours of travel time. But only the waiting portion is boring, whereas most of that car trip is boring. Delays suck, but people who complain about the minimal mundanities of air travel baffle me. Its a small price to pay for extreme convenience.

    Holy shit those costs are fucking absurd. $2 a mile? Cripes. That whole article is ridiculous once they start wistfully talking about the joys versus the costs. ONLY $2000 A DAY TO RENT YOUR OWN CAR? WHAT A STEAL!
     
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